Hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[external female reeeeing]

Pretty much
How anybody can defend this but talk shit about Battleborn or Borderlands is beyond me

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PORN!!

I don't understand wayfoward shitters, it's only good for waifu's and nothing else.

I can go to the HQ right now and talk shit.

But yeah when will mods public ban people? don't care if it's ironic shitposting or whatever, i just want to see USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST one more time.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up katana* my name is wade but u can call me d34dp00l!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 43 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch the golden girls w/ my boyfriend weasel (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
ENCHILADAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is ironic
gearbox is trying to be serious

>all this rambling shit

She can't even say more than two sentences before she gets bored .

Watch this be in the sequel.

Shut up user

Daily reminder that you haven't played the game properly if you haven't beat it using only the DDR gun.

If only she was flatter.
There are girls older than me with flat fucking chests.
Still a good picture.

Wait, why did this years old April fools joke suddenly come back?

This.

Ehh, it's a literal gag game. I think it gets a pass when your critique is literally the punchline.

It was made into an actual game that was included in the last Humble Monthly

Because WayForward is based as fuck.
I knew they would actually do it if I waited long enough. Now I want more.

Just how old this is copy pasta? Feel like it's been around since at least 07

That's correct

But Shantae is good. This is garbage.

Because when Gearbox does it, they actually think they're being funny and appealing to their crowd.

This game doesn't care if it's funny or not, it just throws everything at the wall it can think of and a lot of it just happened to stick luckily.

This is just a little 10 minute tops game. Gearbox expects you to suffer through worse for a lot longer. Besides, Wayforward knows how to be charming. Gearbox will never ever achieve that.

english is not my first language can anyone tell me what's toodles

it's homosexual for "goodbye"

How the fuck is invader Zim random??

>ROOM WITH A MOOSE
>RUBBER PIGGY
>I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG

I liked the show enough, but it was pretty random.

Gir, that's pretty much it.

One day the creator randomly got the idea in his head for a show about an alien posing as a kid and randomly went around asking studios to fund it and Nickalodean randomly funded it.

Unfortunately, Gir was the entire show to the unwashed plebs.

Not as random as a truly random number machine.

>tfw you will never fug her into ahegao