Mario eats a mushroom

>mario eats a mushroom
>it's the DRUGS kind of mushroom LOL

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Dude

What if Link broke some pots
And the guy who owned the pots was like "WTF"

What if seamus takes off her helmet and Ridly didn't kno she was a gurl and has heart eyes LOL

Hey what if a videogame were like real life LOL

I think this guy is onto something...

>mfw I used to laugh my ass of at OneyNG
>mfw I watched some of his old shit the other day
>mfw didn't even smile
>mfw no face

>that second to last one
I don't understand why it has so many views. Even if the thumbnail has breasts on it it still looks like a 12 year old drew it.

Dude, guys what if you're like killing the people in Silent Hill and it's like not monsters at all, WHOA BRO

What if Star Fox was a gay furry drama?

Oh wait...

>The entire universe is just what a kid in a coma is dreaming.

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK!!!

Dude
lmao
what if we confused link for zelda intentionally?
LMAO

Dude, what if the Koopas are actually nice and Mario is the evil I ever for killing them.

Add some over the top gore and then we'll talk

What if Peach ate a mushroom but her boobs got bigger?

What if he was a lust penis?

Creepers blew up my house when I wasn't looking AAaaaaa I am so angry. XD

dude LMAO what if when peach said she was making mario a cake

SHE MEANT SEX???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude what if kiddy games were really gritty and had lots of gore and swearing LOL

>Super mario the musical
Genuinely might be the worst thing I've ever seen.

Were you destroyed!

LMAO GUYS
LINK SAYS HYAAH AND HRAAH A LOT AND IT'S LIKE LOLWFT DUDE xD
BECAUSE NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE!!

Dudes, DUDES, hear my out here.

Like what if, now dudes, come on hear me out, like what if like video games, where like, dudes, DUDES, what if they were like movies.

Fucking...just...WOW!!

Didn't the Zelda games themselves already make that joke back in OoT

Guys...listen. Guys, what if... Listen, like, guys... Like what if...like Mario...
Guys like what if Mario...like...had like a GUN.

Write that fucking shit down, my man.
WRITE it DOWN

Did you hear about the creeper who blew up anons house? He was destroyed!

What if mario want to fugg princess but she didnt want to even after he save her? XD

Or if she ate a poison shroom and became a loli lmao

POKEMON ARE LIKE ANIMALS

It's like OW YOUR FIRE ACTUALLY BURNS! And like pikachu ACTUALLY DIES. Holy shit!

I'm sure you can guess what happened next!

Ok for real though what the fuck is up with this book?

Would Link keep making those noises if I fucked him in the ass? Bit of a dealbreaker tbqhf

cute

ok but what if link gets a heart container and he opens his chest like a space marine and puts another heart in there

what if mast chef was a girl

Yeah... what if that happened... Hmmmm...

Except it's not, it's a dystopian future

I destroyed it.

dude what if kirby was psycho xd
dude what if sonic was always on speed like the drug xd
dude isnt pokemon like dogfighting xd
>intentionally calls link zelda and still thinks its funny

Maybe daisy should eat one to lose some weight

what if stroked my penis repeatedly while looking to this image lmao

it was probably churned out to market to parents whose kids are into minecraft. Kids don't find this shit funny either.

It was probably written in 3-4 weeks by some filipino ghostwriter for hire

Did you hear about the mother of a 17 year old autistic kid who tried to write a joke book about her sons favorite game?

I'm sure you can guess what happened next!

imgur.com/a/dMRSA

Did you hear about the minecraft joke book?
It wasn't very funny!

DUDE WHAT IF KRATOS WAS MAD ALL THE TIME AND KILLED EVERYONE AND THEN JUMPED TO OTHER GAMES AND KILLED EVERYONE THERE TOO? LMAO

what if
final fantasy
was actually final
bazinga

lel

>"that" white early-20s American voice on every character

Hot Diggedy Demon is the edgiest, cringiest fuck in the world.

What if Winston from Overwatch was like the gorilla in that zoo that got shot?

what is dark souls
was
hard
and thats the joke!!!!!!!111111 LMAO

GUYS ROFL XD WHAT IF MARIO BROKE HIS HAND EVERYTIME HE BREAKS A BLOCK XDDD HAHA OMG (y)

AHAHA GUYS WHAT IF A REAL 10 YEAR OLD LEFT HOME TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER XDDD

Ha
Hahaha
OK i have an iea
Imagine if Samus
Right?
Samus
Her morph ball
it's small, right?
What if when she turned into a ball
When she turned ball
She was squished!

This one I'm okay with because I really just love characters that are 100% fucking psychotically angry all the time

We need more of those in vidya games, the only ones that exist are Kratos and pic related

KOOPAS WALK OFF CLIFFS

YOOOOO THAT'S LIKE FUNNY OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

>Did you hear about the player who was pushed off a cliff by a skeleton?
>He respawned and told me about it!
This is actually fucking gold. holy fucking shit.

She'd probably just become a chubby loli

What if Kirby ate his enemies in a gruesome, bloody fashion?

I'm puking

>What did the player say when he blew up the creeper?
>"Dynamite!"

Professor Oak shouldn't be spending so much time with small children. That's kind of distressing, really. What does he get up to in the tall grass? I've heard things, late at night I've heard noises. I mean, that grass is right outside my window, and there's only one other kid in town. I mean, what else could be happening out there? Why would he give kids incredibly rare, endangered Pokemon for free? Why else but to keep them quiet? I'm thinking of moving to a different town, actually. I don't want to raise kids in this town.

LOL XD

Why is he so tiny?

Hey uhhh the "green herbs" in resident evil, right? What if they actually are, like, WEED hahahahahaha

YEAH PEACH IS A HO AND THAT'S FO SHO AND YOU GOTTA SAVE HER IF YOU WANNA PLOW HER BACK DOOOOR

Jfc none of these are even actual jokes.

Because I can't draw something that big.

so he can be in smash bros.

Then what would the red ones be?

okay so get this, it's a porn comic
and it's written like a poorly translated hentai comic IRONICALLY

EVERY ITEM IS DRUGS

Also weed.

Hah, you can't climb small ledges in Dark Souls!
And Estus? Estus is Sunny D!
Hah!

ricin please

There is no humor left to find in video games, we've done it all.

Guise guise what if like

Yknow

Mario and sonic and stuff were like unemployed and washed up and lived in dirty apartments and had like an abusive relationship

Thatd b really funny right??? Xddd

But it's funny when filthy Frank does it, amirite fellas?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HE WOULDN'T BE VERY GOOD AT IT DUE TO HIM BEING A PRE-PUBESCENT CHILD! AHHA!


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WHAT IF POKEMON WAS LIKE
CRUEL DOG FIGHTING?! OH BOY OH MAN!
WHAT IF POKEMAN WAS ACTUAL
SCARY BLOOD AND GORE!?

THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION IS HUMOROUS BECAUSE IN THE GAME THAT THIS PARODY WILL BE BASED OFF OF, POKEMON ARE INNOCENT AND HAPPY CREATURES WHO BATTLE WITH NO REAL RISK OF PERMANENT INJURY, WHEREAS IN THIS PARODY, THE POKEMON WILL FIGHT AND BECOME LEGITIMATELY SERIOUSLY HURT. THE JUXTAPOSITION OF BLOOD AND GORE TO THE BRIGHT AND NORMALLY KID-FRIENDLY ATMOSPHERE OF THE POKEMON UNIVERSE CREATES A CONTRAST THAT IS QUITE HUMOROUS INDEED.

>mfw I would have been that autistic kid going around reading these out loud thinking they were the funniest thing ever and wondering why everyone thought I was retarded

ITT: 30 year old men get mad at shit made for 11 year olds

The GTA mario videos were fuckin awesome

You know the ones

>howd you like to take on bowser with say, two extra lives?

But what about the blue ones?
Or the yellow ones?
Surely they can't ALL be weed, right?

>every single of awkward zombie comics is like that
>beloved by fags on Sup Forums

lol this Dark Souls game is easier than people say AND THEN SOMETHING DIFFICULT HAPPENS AND I DIE LMAOLMOMALOAMLMAO

i mean some things just doesnt age good, old egoraptor is one of them

Not as funny as calling Samus by the name of Metroid dude.
NOW THAT FUCKING HILARIOUS!!1!!!1

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>i must die so you can live. what am i?

What type of pants does mario wear?

[Spoiler]DENIM DENIM DENIM[/Spoiler]

ITT: Joyless 40 year olds take pride in being jaded and bored with their lives.

It's all weed, user. Also, weed causes hallucinations for some reason.

No, Finn was a comet that crashed on earth, when his cometpal/god came back, he asked if Finn wants to join him but he declines but his father accepts and goes to have adventures with purple comet/god


Also Gunther was a super dangerous alien the whole time but the earth atmosphere condenses him to penguinform lmao

I WILL PORTRAY A CRAZY CHARACTER IN AN EXAGGERATED WAY!!! [dumb crazy noises]

...

No bully

DUDE WEED LMAO

They certainly can

You see, weed is funny, and weed is edgy. Therefor adding references to weed, and general drug culture, in my flash animation will prove to everyone how mature and witty I really am.

Ravioli ravioli
What's in the pocketoli

>What food restores some of your hunger and at the same time depletes your hunger at a faster rate?
>rotting flesh!
I mean
yeah