Console Tan Tuesday: Way too early edition

Not usually my job to start these ones, but...
Reminder to:

-Not actually buy an Ouya
-Booru goes here: consoletan.booru.org/index.php
-Have fun

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/4mSFmADS
pastebin.com/V02Wvvmt
pastebin.com/KRpEXsFz
flockmod.com/thebreakroom
i.imgur.com/mQjSlUl.jpg
imgur.com/a/XYl64
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Top three tans?
Favorite vidya?
Games you've been playing recently?

Requesting a comic where Vita gives away all of her exclusives to PC and PS4, claiming that she doesn't need them anymore and wants them to see as much recognition as possible. PC and PS4 go off with their new games, while Vita goes back in her room which is in disarray, and goes to write a suicide note with tears in her eyes.

I would have wanted to make this myself, but I can't draw for shit's worth anymore and I feel this would be pretty topical right about now.

>2 posts in and we're already getting sad and depressing
Maybe we should all give Vita a hug instead.

Hot fresh OC before bed.

audio version at

I just came in from the announcement of an enhanced port of Tokyo Xanadu for PS4. Sad and depressed would be the best way to describe my feelings for Vita-chan right about now.

I wholeheartedly agree that Genesis is best girl. I like the Sonic shoes on her, too.
>Music doesn't loop well
0/10 try again just kidding, I really like it. I'm glad to see how well Genesis is coming along.

Looking back, I should have used a loop from later in the song. Scarf and texture work comes next. That image in particular has been a good reference.

I saw this on the booru and wanted to share. Hopes and dreams for 2016?

I hope for TWEWY 2 and Axelay 2 this E3. A guy's gotta dream, right?

For it to get better because 2016 has been the worst year of my life so far. Otherwise, I hope to improve myself as a person and that E3 won't be a fucking disaster.
Also:
>That fucking SNES/Gen/Jag lewd
Holy FUCK that's good! Futa version when?

>TWEWY 2
I used to hope for it, but seeing how the gaming atmosphere has changed over the last few years, I'm kind of hoping they won't make it anymore. It would be either mobile shit or a PS4 game at this point, and it makes me really sad. The first one could stay as it is, my personal favorite game of all time on a great platform, being the one masterful Squeenix game after their golden PS1 years.

Best of luck, user. Give her dynamic scarf physics that could surpass Batman's cape physics.

I'm late to this console-tan thing. Is it ok to design your own? Or will people get upset if I don't follow the popular designs?

damn, it doesn't feel like two minutes since the console-tan tuesday last week.

if any of you missed the vita bullying user story i wrote last week and still wanted to read it here's the link: pastebin.com/4mSFmADS

i wish i'd had a more productive week on my other projects, but i've done little to nothing

Vita, 3DS, PS2.
Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
Ace of Spades

Nah, there's no official designs and what's popular is just what's popular. Feel free to make your own interpretations on what the tans may look like and share it with us!

>WEWY 2
If Nier can have a sequel, everything is possible. Unlikely but possible.

>posting anything other than Arcade-tan

Wish there was more schoolgirl 2DS.

vita, ouya and wii-u
usually a crapshoot between no more heroes, silent hill 2 and persona 4 golden
heroes of the storm and swtor. i know. i'm aware they're shit.

How many days until E3 again?
So what are your hopes and expectations for this year?
What /ctt/ related content are you hoping will come from E3?

What systems/platforms are left besides these?

Atari 5200
Atari 7800
TG-16 (possibly also Turbo CD and or Turbo Duo?)
Game Gear
>Atari Lynx (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>3DO (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
>CD-i (this is for sure done, but not on the chart yet)
Wonderswan (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
N-Gage
Gizmondo
Tiger LCD
Pinball
Famicom Disk System (the disk based add-on for the NES that only came out in Japan)
MSX (maybe a separate tan for MSX 2)
>PC-88 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>PC-98 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
X68000
FM Towns Marty
Vectrex
>Sega-CD (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
>32X (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
64DD

>Genesis, SNES, and comfy Jaguar
>DOOM
>Dark Souls, lots of jolly co-operation with a friend recently
I really need to organize all the loose images in my /ctt/ folder. I should do that before the thread picks up.

>Persona 5 now coming out in 2017 for the West
>rumors that Agent will be revived as a fucking Xbox/Windows 10 exclusive

PS4-tan better have something good at E3 to make up for this garbage.

no idea, i think it's maybe the end of this week? i haven't been checking really
no expectations at all, i think it's going to be a shit e3 just like last year
i don't really know, probably more vita pictures to expand my folders if i had to wish for anything

>Sega-CD (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
>32X (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
This image and that "Top Sonic &Knux" image are all I can think of in regards to CD and 32X being integrated into Genesis.

VITA ROLL CALL FOLKS

who owns a vita?
how many games do you have for it?
is vita your favourite tan?

Requesting someone draw agent 47 killing PC with dx12 (I have been playing the new hitman episode all week but the dx12 implementation is riddled with bugs and crashes).

>no
>none
>no

5 days to e3.

HEATHEN

no
none
yes

>pc with a nose

>Not actually buy an Ouya
can I buy one but not use it?

No particular order
PS1
Vita
2DS
refunding overwatch a second time

I do.
Some. Vanillaware games, WipeOut, and a few PS1/P games from PSN.
Maybe.

GOOD MORNING!
After a full month of being in development hell, after weeks of being on an unofficial hiatus due to a bad case of writer's block, it's finally done. Consoles and computers, I happily present to all of you:

>A Burning Fire In Her Sega Heart
pastebin.com/V02Wvvmt
>Contains: Cute stuff, thinly veiled video game references, girls loving girls, !WARNING! hand holding !WARNING!
>7160 words

I'm so happy to finally have this done, I finished this yesterday morning after suddenly finding myself in a really good writing mood, and it felt so damn good to finish this. I think waiting until I was finally in that just-right mood for writing really paid off, because I think the ending came out wonderfully as a result. Also, I'm kinda bad with thinking of good titles, it changed three times before I decided on what's now set in stone.
Please let me know what you all think of it!

hey
heres some toaster and ouya for the soul
and playful jag

pastebin.com/KRpEXsFz

> a second time

I remember reading that last week, I was the user that enjoyed the playful lesbian Jaguar way too much.
Fan-fiction is not complete without Jaguar!

>thanks for the two year old handheld ports

decided after 2 hours it was a shitty purchase
got a refund and then bought it again to re-evaluate it over a couple days
refunding it again before it's 7 days because i was right to be fast to judge it

others are open to like it, but im not buying from blizzard again. last time i bought from them was starcraft on launch day. theyve produced a game that doesnt even look good, functions like shit, has 1 game mode, and no uniqueness

I'm fast to judge, but i want to judge fairly. Unfortunately I was right the first fucking time

ill write a part 2 on the spot if you want.
should i keep it toaster ouya and jag or should i add in another

Go for it, man. The anons that enjoy Toaster/Ouya stuff will appreciate it.
>should i keep it toaster ouya and jag or should i add in another
More playful Jaguar if anything, she's too cute and seductive for me to not like it, but keep the focus on the toast and dumpster.

I have an actual Toasty, and I love the concept of it is neat. My PC is fairly weak, with 2gb being the bottleneck. I have no plans to upgrade him, since I'm a poorfag. I rely on old emulation and cheap steam deals to play stuff, with rarely getting 30 fps and a small resolution. I'm glad Toasty himself is fairly popular, and despite being unable to run newer games, I love mine to death.

>dumpster
just for that i'll add less Jag and more Vita

You can't deny the hard facts, user.
>i'll add less Jag and more Vita
Awh dang, that's a shame but it's not like that's a problem for me either.

Dont let this thread die while im typing up bullshit

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it's just early, without many people here there isn't much to talk about sadly

>no third thread last week

let's have some cyoa to heal the wound

>tfw you used to be as excited about E3 as Xbone

while i type up this greentext i want you to make that camera taking pics of vita holding 2ds' hand

We need to wake everyone up. I woke up way early and was waiting for this thread for hours, I need my comfy console-tan threads.

adding on with vita looking surprised

i woke up at 3am

Have her take a picture of 3DS working out/practicing yoga, or something.

GBP tries to hide in the -tan locker room.

Part 2 begins here

>Toaster's toast is a nice golden brown
>"W-we just met tonight, I don't think it'd be right."
>she's clearly holding back tears
>"Alright I understand..."
>Toaster hands her the warm toast
>"I'll treat you to breakfast with the other system here. I Promise."
>He closes the door and is heard walking away
>She looks at the toast
>On the back it has a small message
>"All the games here are free."
>She takes a bite of the toast
>"...Other system?"
>She looks around the room
>It's decorated with PC's trophies from past events
>Newspapers, pictures, event passes
>"He sure has been around hasn't he..."
>She opens the drawer to find some clothes to sleep in
>It's full of flannels and skinny jeans
>At the bottom there's a night gown
>"Why would PC's old clothes have this in it...?

working on the next part

taking pictures of vita watching PC life things

I just have a laptop
Love my toaster though.

>E3 - sponsored by Console Tan Tuesday

>OUYA puts on the gown and takes a seat on the bed
>"It sure is comfy..."
>She lays down and stares at the ceiling
>"He's so nice... Why would he be so nice to a bum like me? Why would that waitress be so mean to him?"
>She gets up from the bed and heads for the door
>"I have to thank him."
>Once out of the room she wanders around looking for Toaster's room
>10 minutes pass by
>"How big is this place and why are there so few bedrooms?"
>A noise is heard in the distance
>It's toast popping
>OUYA quietly heads toward the source of the sound
>A door is cracked with light emanating from it

>someone saved my shitty drawing
WOW
O
W

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Comic made me chuckle senpai

2DS is a master of hide and seek, no one ever finds her when she's it.

VB is perfection.

VB a slut.
Also: flockmod.com/thebreakroom

>VB a slut
Prove it.

i dont know what im typing anymore so just roll with it. if you're enjoying it then i'm doing my job

>The door is getting closer
>She can see inside through the crack
>It's Toaster and someone else in a hoodie
>"That spring needs to be replaced. It's really fucking loud."
>"I'll replace it when I get the money, sorry master..."
>OUYA steps back a moment
>"Master...?"
>She looks again through the crack
>The one wearing the hoodie disrobes
>"Such a naughty system. You should be punished for what you've done recently with that bum."
>"N-no! I-I mean yes, I need to be punished..."
>OUYA is speechless
>She tries to close the door but it creeks
>"Oh is that her? Should she join us, peasant?"

Anyone like where I'm taking this?

fuck thats funny

>humor
thats something ive been told i can do well.
when i posted it initially they enjoyed toaster's shirt

>wears almost nothing already

>Virtual Boy
>it's a girl

>not posting the second part
i.imgur.com/mQjSlUl.jpg

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>Mfw the direction this is going
Continue.

90's fashion, m8.

>forced by the power of user to do vulgar things
Not her fault.

nice

i have no idea what im doing but okay

but thats a boy user

This artist draws really cute Vitas that make for good reaction images.

That's not a nice thing to say to a pretty girl.

I'd buy a 2ds keychain.

but then...

I own one, regrettably.
around 4 rogue legacy, freedom wars, borderlands 2, little big planet vita.
Nah, toaster is my favorite.

shit, I gotta go, catch you in a hour or so.

I'll take ten.
>You will never have a group of tiny 2DS-tans similar to tiny Kirbies from Mass Attack

>PC
>nose

Find the boss of the gym.

The 3DS and Genesis just finished working out and were just about to hit the showers...
Then they caught GBP due to her camera sticking up so much.

Gencon got updated: imgur.com/a/XYl64

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>tumblr tuesday general
fuck off, this thread breaks a shittons of rules
fuck off back to tumblr faggots, stop forcing your shit here

>"I have a back camera sweety, it's not hard to know you're there."
>She's frozen, trying to say something
>"Well guess I'll decide for you."
>The figure turns around
>It's Vita
>She walks to the door and grabs OUYA's hand
>"I saw you try and keep him in that room before he left. You want him don't you?"
>"I-I uh..."
>"Well don't worry, we can help you out."
>She pushes OUYA on the bed
>PSTV is sitting on the bed smiling just watching in amusement
>"Toaster is my slave, and he'll do as I command."
>2 Pieces of charred toast pop from him
>OUYA starts to sweat from nervousness
>"Well, what do you want him to do sweet cheeks?"
>"I... I want..."
>A small grin crawls up on Vita's face
>"I want him to..."
>"Go on, what do you want him to do?"
>"... love me"
>The toast from Toaster is on fire
>"Oh goddammit. Fun's over."
>Vita puts the fire out
>"You two have your fun. PSTV let's go bug Laptop."
>"Yes mistress!"
>The door closes behind them, leaving OUYA and Toaster alone
>They're silent

i-is it okay?

THAT SKIRT WONT HIDE THAT BULGE FOREVER

I wonder if we'll ever see more Macs.
I know some were made but I don't see any that often.

I want a Never Obsolete shirt!

>dat Wii U armpit

I want to lewd the 2DS

Top kek, pretty nice. Glad to see this is still getting worked on.

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dont we all...

I'd like to try and toss an idea just to see if it's already been picked up or if anyone wants to do so, mind that I'm talking from Peak Ignorance (I've been a lurker in these threads for a couple of years and I really enjoy this community)

Anyway, since "we" (game enthusiasts) don't have a very good collective memory about "our" past, has anyone ever thought about doing a sort of webcomic about the history of consoles from the very first one, following the main facts throughout the decades in a sort of DidYouKnowGaming way? I think this might actually be a good way to use some older or less popular tans; give a sort of canon status to some that don't have a uniformed design (looking at you PSP); strengthen this nice comfy community and finally it might be a good way to shit something good for once again out of this website.

Pls don't yell at me I bring cookies too

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should i continue this?
looking for feedback

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kek that pic is just too good

this one too

Yeah continue. It's fucking hilarious.