Why does he look so fucking dead inside on every picture?
Why does he look so fucking dead inside on every picture?
Christian Thompson
Aiden Long
guess
Blake Perry
Kevin Hughes
Because he loved videogames once.
Ian Gonzalez
Because he's afraid his hairplugs aren't convincing, he's stressed out from all the work he does, and he's leading a very active gay lifestyle, but he takes pains trying to conceal that from "the gaming community" for reasons.
Noah Sanchez
There's no smoke without fire
Kayden Gonzalez
Holy shit this can't be real
Levi Russell
I used to watch him on Gametrailers, I still have no idea if he was actually employed by gametrailers, screwattack or spike tv.
Brody Allen
It's not
Gabriel Parker
It actually isn't! Good job!
Parker Wilson
when games werent famous, he had pasion, dont misunderstand me, he still does, he rode the wave, until the reality kicks in, he is not good at it, playing or reviewing whatever, but he clinged to it for so long he doesnt know what else to do, now he hopes he will die naturally before the little bit of hope runs out
Jack Brown
When he still had a soul
Luis Perez
Learn to use fucking commas
Aiden Anderson
english is my third language, i used commas for dramatic pauses, should i be sorry ?
Matthew Rivera
yes, basic grammar is easy to grasp.
Carter Brown
Dominic Ramirez
>Be a kid with a passion for videogames
>Lands a career in videogames journalism
>Be lucky enough to pursue your passion
>Eventually the industry changes and he sees its true side; greedy, soulless, advertising money factory
>Can either abandon games or become the face of it
>Chooses the latter
>Lose all love for videogames, shill whatever humiliating product they tell you to
>Become an empty husk of the bright eyed, bushy tailed video game loving child he once was
Connor Flores
sorry
Jason Sanders
This is the last picture that shows the pope with a smile.
Gabe sucked his soul out on that fateful day
Mason Nelson
You could say he got dorritoed.
Hunter Roberts
its just a fucking soda.
i hate the modern world so much.
Lincoln Hughes
Because he wanted to be somebody. Instead he works in video games.
Dylan Richardson
>Delectable
Aiden Gray
Eyes of a sociopath
Isaac Taylor
eyes of a person that used to do what he liked and then realized that what he used to like he doesn't like anymore
or something
Parker Roberts
Don't apologize to that fag
Isaiah Brooks
>Have a passion for a particular hobby
>Take the career path of your hobby
>Suffering for several years
>Video games is not fun anymorre
>But you're a successful vidya journalist
How does this even pain?
Robert Walker
>e-celeb shit
go away
Grayson Rogers
sorry but i wasnt really sorry
Blake Torres
what's wrong with GTA V?
Juan Cook
gabe is like a black hole.
Ryder Thomas
Though, this entire Dorito meme must be a fucking goldmine of publicity for the Doritos product.
It's "ironically marketed" so it flies under the radar because "it's just a joke lmao"
How many bags of chips has this meme sold them? How much is it worth in pure sales to them?
Christian Hughes
this. who cares. you know there are people starving in this world right now?
Julian Nelson
Rank up ue game dude!!! (And dudettes loool)
Kill me
Hudson Richardson
What exactly is his "job"? How does he make a living on his daily basis?
I'm sure he wouldn't be able to tell you either.
Andrew Mitchell
He hasn't recovered from Fiery Fernando
Juan Wright
Not every picture
Just the pictures since he joined the gaming industry.
Look at the pictures before and you see a bright young man, uncorrupted and pure, full of hopes and dreams.
Jaxson Ward
>What exactly is his "job"? How does he make a living on his daily basis?
He's a host and has been on public television for quite a while. He's been executive producter for GameTrailers TV and other shit. Also, that Awards show he started he also makes bank from that from the funding he gets.
Aaron Kelly
The real question is how the fuck could he afford to fund his own game awards show? I thought he worked at IGN, what kind of fucking salaries do they have there?
Juan Jackson
The whole fucking this is just an ad for developers paying to "win" an award.
Dominic Diaz
>The real question is how the fuck could he afford to fund his own game awards show? I thought he worked at IGN, what kind of fucking salaries do they have there?
He presented a solid idea to big companies probably AAA developers and other very rich people in the gaming industry. That's it.
It helps to get funded when you're a public figure too. And know the right connections.
Luis Gonzalez
>In 2012 he became involved in an online controversy after appearing at a promotional stream for the video game Halo 4 in front of several bags of product-placed Doritos and Mountain Dew bottles. The event came to be known as Dorito Gate and sparked a debate on video game journalism.
>In a column on Eurogamer, former journalist Robert Florence accused Keighley and others of often being in bed with the video game industry. The controversial piece was met with criticism and several changes were made by its editor Tom Bramwell due to legal action.
Asher Rogers
>this shit blew over in like a week
>gamergate fags are still going
really makes you think
Ayden Martinez
>gamergate fags are still going
I did support it the next month or so. But holy fuck. We get it corrupt video game journalism is bad but jesus christ. I think anyone still supporting that is a little unhealthy.
Brody Smith
dorito pope is the hero we deserve. I'd rather him be in bed with Big Doritos and Big Dew than any vidya company.
Guy has to make money somehow.
Connor Powell
Being in bed with them kinda implies you're in bed with Microsoft and Activision desu
Ethan Wright
>Choosing a picture from Probably 2012
It's good to know you ignore that Geoff has become a better man who actually likes video games
It started in 2014 where he hosted the Smash Tournament
And the VGA in 2014 being his resurrection of telling Spike to fuck off
2015's game awards had him bring the most emotion, it felt fucking real, especially when he shot down Konami
Evan Thompson
Is it true that making eye contact with Myers on stage will get you fired?
Aiden Miller
Colton Torres
>1:00 to 1:15
Holy shit. I have never seen a man so emotionless at a party when some slut is wanting to do shots with you.
>That last second he distances his face from her cheeks.