>Razer
It's gonna need a lot of maintenance.
>Razer
It's gonna need a lot of maintenance.
How did this even come about?!?
To interested anons.
Practice on a hotdog first, otherwise you might rip your dick off.
>Sup Forums's dream of robotic enhancements becomes a reality
>it's fucking razer
can't make this shit up
What the fuck
time to cut my arm off
We always asked for this.
meme magic is real
I really don't get how the thing moves. Is it connected to the nerves or something like that? Do they explain it in the video?
Sensors placed on the skin, underneath a shell, that detect muscle impulses from wherever the arm was cut off
There's an augmentation you can take at lvl2 that can control it. They go over it in the video.
Electronic old men
and their flexibility
I take it they were agreeable?
Can't wait to see what the fucking madcatz version looks like.
This I would go limbless rather than have a Razer limb. What a joke company who's target audience is literally the MLG crowd.
will rainbow LEDs be banned because theyre performance enhancing
kek.
>Madcatz one has 12 fingers, but they're all up by the elbow
>finally about to hack arm off
>Razor
>fucking Razer
Well we still have some more time together, my arm.
>get blown up in Iraq
>get a fucking Razer arm
truly, war is hell
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I dream of the day we get fully functional mechanical arms that are on the same level as natural limbs.
being disabled sucks
I'd be cool with a limb like that if I didn't have to take tacro for the rest of my life just to avoid rejection of it.
I can't wait to go full cyber body like Raiden
im sorry user.
It'd be so sad to see some fucker with an overpriced gamer branded prosthetic limb
What if he has those arm blades implemented?
I'm going to hold onto my ability points until NG+. Then I'll dump them all into DEX.
If I saw a bunch of these kids with augmentations in 10 years I would actually choose not to get augmentations. I would actually be anti aug desu.
I'll rather that crazy arm Joseph had in Jojo
This is actually really cool, aside from the fact that Razer is involved.
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>Razer
enjoy changing your hands every 6 mos-1yr
Did you type this with your dick?
A lot of today's technology was inspired by shit like star wars and star trek.
This is the same vein.
Into my cyberpunk folder it goes.
>robotic prosthetics exist
>still no cure for pattern baldness
>staying as a skinshit faggot
>not wanting to have enhanced strength, inability of gaining fat, feel no pain, cool A E S T H E T I C arm
They kind of touched on this in Dude Sex: Huge Man Revolution, but prosthetics don't have to be human
You could make your arm basically anything you wanted and have it be more useful than a human arm
The best part is that your brain would be ok with it, brain plasticity is an amazing thing
I read an article about phantom limb patients being asked to mime through doing a task with their phantom limb and when asked to do something physically impossible, their phantom limb changed, grew extra joints, etc, so they could accomplish it
Just shave it off.
if you wanna go full hipster mode; wear a flat cap, glasses and grow a beard and you're good to go.
buy some plugs
I'm not at that stage yet. So far, my crown is thinning a bit, but not much else.
Bite the bullet and do it now, get used to it
You're never going back
>In my early 20's
>Already getting widow's peak
>Male pattern baldness doesn't run in my family
JUST
That shit is expensive and they only last a few months.
I'll wait for Nano augs as they > mech augs also you wont look like an edgy faggot.
>prosthetic limbs still aren't as good as natural limbs
you'd think we'd be putting more funding to this shit, considering that losing a limb can fuck your life sideways
Every time.
>gaming journalism in nutshell
They literally are mindless drones that completely accept the corporate narrative fed to them and have absolutely no kind of thought process of their own do they.
I'm not even going to open that shitty article the headline alone is so ridiculous.
Monkeys paw is getting a little too meta
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rip off some rich guys hand and you'll find that funding
Inability of going fat would have to be linked to the inability to eat food, which -- if you're the type of person to get fat in the first place -- is probably a dealbreaker
???
The fuck are you talking about? It's news. on a news site. It's not a paid review or sponsored by fucking doritos. This literally has nothing to do with your whole ethics in journalism garbage.
I always like Razer's CEO dramatic way of talking.
They're not even trying. They should have had them to a point where mini tools come out of the fingers to make life more convenient by now.
Because medicine as a science is fucking shit.
>you have to drink a verification can to unlock your daily arm functionality
Somebody burn this thing already.
Madcatz penis prosthetic soon
Skipping mechanical augs and remaining a normal human until then would increase your risk of dying before you see the day that nano augs exist
why not just get mech augs until nano augs come out and upgrade?
nerve connection is not quite done, nerves are incredibly complicated and even more to "read" their signals.
Bionic hands use the muscle movements on whats left of the arm
Antibiotics is probably the last medicine made that cured anything, honestly. Everything else is just a mild treatment that fucks you up in another way or two.
>robotic prosthetics
Cyber legs when?
Fine!!!! I just hate the fact that every normie will have augs but I guess its worth the sacrifice.
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>want to masturbate
>all out of Dew
>store's closed
>arm's built-in mic won't pick up me saying the "Do the Dew" slogan ten times for a complimentary hour of arm use
it will cost much brouzouf to fund this technology, culter
>mechanic "augmentation"
>replaces parts of the body with mechanical parts
>nanomachine augmentation
>enhances the body as it is without replacement
Maybe because upgrading a mechanical limb with nanoaugs is stupid
Prosthetic legs have allowed people to run faster since the 90s
There's already a muscle controlled prosthetic arm with a powered elbow joint and (simplistic) finger joints that can lift more than the average trained soldier is capable of.
There is also synthetic skin being developed to put over prosthetics and connected to the user's nerves that would allow them to feel touch.
Is that pupper okay now?
>people honestly think prosthetics will ever be as strong and dynamic as the real deal
Sorry fags it's biomechanical or bust.
By that point you could probably get your head stuck onto your tank-grown nanoskeleton
youtube.com
Hugh Herr already made some
>Prosthetics designed by videogame accessory manufacturers
The future is bright
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"Aesthetic" Prosthesis shells aren't anything new.
The quest is if Razr is seriously committed to this, or if they'll price-point exclude most people and be faggots.
Leg's have come a ridiculous ways actually.
A really fucking far way
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You telling me to order a drill instead of an arm?
Remember THAT thread?
people said similar things about the mobile market 15 years ago and look where we are now
Dont expect deus ex tier prosthetics for another 200 years
sorry breh, but only full cyber gets you a qt loli body for the rest of your life
I'm not NOT telling you to do that
You literally are this stupid? Its gaming site promoting a game via some idiotic prothesis scheme that has absolutely zero base on reality. There are no Deus Ex based prothesis and as for when we might have them, I don't know, there's a shitload of issues between marrying a living nerve to something non-organic. What at most we can do is to use the existing muscles and use their contractions to trigger whatever we want from the hand, and this apparently works as they brain is malleable enough to learn it so it doesn't feel completely awkward thing to do.
>Razer
Oh yeah I'm gonna fucking love green LEDs in my arm I can't ever turn off.
sleep tight poopper
order the chroma version than fgt
I asked for this.
>it's not your fault, goy, why with that substandard arm of yours of course you lost!
>you need our Pro Gaming arm to I don't even really want to finish this joke
Prosthetic legs are already better than the real deal though.
Why do you say this? Do you know anything about technology?
We're getting there. Not quite transforming multi tool robo dicks, but still impressive.
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You can't play with my mind, boy. I'm gonna get a drill arm and that's it.
YES
So how much Essence will this shit cost? Its early level tech so 3 for an arm?
Widows peak isn't indictive of balding. Widows peak is a genetic trait that some people have since birth. Their hairline just comes to a point. It is a dominant trait so if no one in your family has it, your mom cheated on your dad.
It took humanity thousands of years to discover fire, so of course it's going to take a long time for us to create pretty much anything.
A NEW AGE