Accused of a crime he didn't commit

>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>decides to become a cop murdering, hacking, car thieving, gangster killing, hacktivist

someone didn't really think this through

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Aiden did pretty much the same thing
>I want to avenge this horrible murder
>Kills hundreds of people with families

really makes you stink huh

Lejun: the game

what I loved about Watch Dogs is how for the majority the enemies you fight are fucking security guards

i.e no one that had anything to do with some grand conspiracy just blue collar guys trying to put food on the plate for a wife and a kid

but mister ballcap is angry so he caves their skulls in

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din du NUFFIN

>pepe frog and horse mask in trailer
>parody troll face
>overall "fellow kids" wannabe meme cringefest

Did Aisha Tyler write this game?

But...

Blacks don't live in San Francisco.

Holy fuck ubisoft is so goddamn out of touch it's hilarious

This seems to be a retarded recurring issue with gta inspired games.

>Try to make protagonist some downtrodden likable person who is only trying to avenge themselves.
>Gameplay consists of murdering people as the meat and potatoes of the game.

>watchdogs
>ever

@_@

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RECOIL, NOT LIKE SHOOTING IN A VIDEOGAME HUH?

Any GTA clone where you don't play as a criminal is bound to thematically clash, since the core of the genre is the ability to steal cars (hence the name).

The hacktivist is the worst part of that description

Hacktivists are beyond insufferable

>muh oppression
>justify murderous rampage
would be better if the MC is a career criminal like GTA, who hacks just for fun or too climb in criminal ranks

When I saw the original trailer, I thought it was going to be about taking down bad guys using phone hacking skills and some form of disguise, stealth or camouflage if possible. But it really let me down. And I was coming off a Boondock Saints kick that time.

THIS SUMMER

ACCUSED OF A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT
>"I didn't do it!"

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Huh? He just became punished like snake

>not I'm the hacker now

the animations in the trailer were horrendous, it's going to be shit

but he's black so it's okay.

that how it works.

JOHNSON WHERE IS THE TEXTURE FILE FOR OUR NEW PROTAGONIST
>Oh fuck
>Open old protag's texture
>Select brown and flood fill the skin areas
>Done
>Collect paycheck

last game was even worse
>aiden hacks bank accounts for huge sums of money
>niece gets killed and suddenly gains some sense of twisted morality
>starts beating the shit out of/killing petty thieves

>pepe
where?

For one thing how retarded were Ubisoft to think "Hacktivist" is something that people actually want to be, it's like saying you want to grow up and Occupy Wall Street.

Also the MC looks like a powerful Filipino which is hilarious

What is it with games wanting you to play as niggers these days?

>troubles?

I won't play the game because the main character is a nigger and the game is set in San Francisco.

Actually, it's exactly like it.

The explicitly state that it's up to you whether or not you kill people or not.

Neuromancer vidya when

>I'M IN CTRL NOW

he's from oakland

I bet /k/ had a blast with this scene. I wish I saw the threads.

Aiden's identity didn't revolve around being black. It revolved around him trying to correct and take revenge on the people behind the demise of his niece. His character was flawed and he knew that in the end. This character revolves around being black and trying to fight "the system" for being wrongly prosecuted.

dead game.

next big flop.

Really should be a pure stealth/escape game with gadgets to manipulate things, and the chance to pick up guns to take on more important enemies if you want to kill them. Like Mirror's Edge, but better.

>Killing people doesn't have an impact on the game until the end where you have a choice to kill people. You also probably won't survive unless you do

IT'S A CHOICE, Y-YOU CHOSE TO BE BAD THE CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS A VERY NICE GUY

You can't make killing everybody the easiest option and provide a shit ton of ways to do just that and say it was a choice.

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There's a stun gun, plus hacking capabilities.

There are non lethal modes of play.

Not even trying to shill, just saying what the devs claimed.

>expecting good writing in an ubisoft game

at least theyre up to date

hello fellow kids

(((Cringe)))

wait
do you even shoot people in this?

You hit them with a bucket of fried chicken on the end of a rope.

Woah... When is this cool video game coming out, bro? It's like COD, but open world right?

>It's about racial profiling and social justice

>How to spot the no funs faggot

Hello fellow Sup Forums board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?

And the badguys try to catch the rope and put it around your childlike and well-meaning neck. Kind of like jump rope I guess

>a button with fuckin pi on it
literally "us nerds and hackers, huh?"

>>accused of a crime he didn't commit
If you look at FBI crime statistics, he probably did commit it.

What movie is that from and where can I see the images on their own?

Are you perturbed by my feigning ignorance?

would smash laptop/10

He might be the one in a million chance though

Would you leave a rotten world to its own devices or use your power for righteous justice?

Stop being so racist, blacks don't commit ALL the crime.

It's far easier for me to assume they are all criminal scum and pray for the police to eradicate them

Your right, beans commit about 25% of it even though many of those are listed as "white hispanic"

You don't have to kill anybody though, as for the other examples...wouldn't you break the law in some way if you had no other options?

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grettings fellow 4channers! This game looks radical as crap and I can't wait to play it on my PlayStation 4 with some Dorritos ( Onion cream Master Race )

Skate on, Sup Forumsictorious teens!

I'm okay with this, why would I want to play as that fat balding piece of shit?

Hello fellow Sup Forums board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?

Why do you crackas commit so much crime?

It's an episode of SVU centered around feminism in video games

Epic fail and triforce of mouse pointers... I thought you guys were overestimating how out of touch Ubi is, do you guys think they're doing this on purpose?
Is this what happens when people who have little to no idea of how diverse the collective of subcultures are that they just lump everything into generic protester lifestyle and belief hackers?
I'm triggered by this cultural appropriation

>muh statistics

If you were on trial for a crime you didn't commit would you use "Judge, I'm white and us whites don't commit crimes as much as them niggers. Absolve me, cuck." as a defense?

youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro

If I was I was arrested in a room full of nigger apes who were far more likely to commit the crime than I and who practice racial homogeneity in order to protect the herd then yeah I would probably use exactly that argument.

How much?

>3 days until E3
>Still no actual collage

Fug

"Mr user, you know explicit racism is not evidence?"

Jesus, you are fucking stupid.

Uh-huh. Just like how we could completely control and plan out assassinations in AC. Or how they state on the box of the first AC that the civs will either "help or hinder you" based on how you played

kek

Whatever, The Fugitive is still way better than US Marshalls

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He's still right though fag. Go cry to your fag twitter clique.

LUDO
NARRATIVE
DISSONANCE

YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKS

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not really, especially when the game rocked a good/evil meter

this game is AIDS

it wass the one armed man

>explicit racism
Statistics are racist now?

what are you talking about? There are a couple fags that keep trying to do a 2016 squilliam and another guy trying to do a 2016 desert bus. Hopefully someone comes up with a new concept this time

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>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>fucks everyone up

how familiar

He may be, but trying that shit in court is a one way ticket to jail.

No, but saying "I DIN DU NUFFIN BECAUSE NIGGERS LOL!" is.

Why wouldn't you shoot people in this?

You would be arrested and prosecuted based on evidence, not statistics you stupid fuck.

who the fuck thought this was a good Idea? Its like the dance scene from spiderman 3
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he looks 100% mexican

>dance scene from Spider-Man 3

Thanks for reminding me that shit exists, asshole. Although you're right about how bad it is.