Will he make it?

Will he make it?

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How did he get ass cancer anyways?

I always check my poop because of him.

What do you look for?

hell be fine

FPS

blood, he had it in his for months and didn't get it checked. turns out it was cancer

They had 100% Spell Reflect on

I think he said he actually had it for years...i mean what kind of fucking retard doesn't go to the doctor with blood in your shit for YEARS.

I guess he could've thought it was a hemorrhoid or something.

That's very idiotic. I've heard that most illnesses can be identified by checking your shit though, if we just had yearly poop checkups we wouldn't be dying.

you can check your own poop like I do. Just keep an eye on it and if it's different from normal for a week or so, head to a doc.

much better than dying

He doesn't get sympathy for two reasons

1. He was to embarrassed to tell a medical professional that is ass candy was doing funny things

2. I've never seen a youtuber with a bigger contempt for his fans

I like his videos and I value his critique as a content creator. As a human being he's a dogshit britcuck with thin skin.

What did seanza say?

I hope not.

>people die
>people are born

wow...... so....... deep......... nice imgur filename too......

Is there blood in your poop? If yes, go to a fucking doctor.

not always necessary.

sometimes i can drop a big hard one and tear the hole a bit, which creates blood but doesn't need a doctor visit.

Is this a thinly veiled scat thread?

...

>tfw calcium micro stones in my balls

no one knows if it's a risk factor for testicular cancer or not, but it could be

Too many 30 fps games.

>months

More like 12 months.

how did the calcium get there?

Should also point to anons here that super dark coffee grounds looking blood is the indicator of problems. Bright red poop is no big deal, just means small tears near your asshole.

I hope he makes it through, he'd not a genuinely bad person who deserves to go down like this. Man cancer is such a fucked up thing.

huh...really makes u think

Yes soon the dead shall rise.

>super dark coffee grounds looking blood
What the fuck, that's such a weird combination of descriptors for blood.

Its a battle we cannot win.

they never told me, there's 1 paragraph of information about the condition on the entire internet

presumably it's common in men, and it's only found out when going to check ups for other shit on your balls

"Hey, any way you could review this game for me. I'm on the fence about it"

It means blood that's been in your shit long enough to dry and clot a bit. That means you have some long-term source of bleeding as opposed to a fresh wound, which is bad.

>have diarrhea for months
>then abdominal pain and blood in stool
>go to doctor because TB's situation convinced me
>they say probably nothing
>not convinced, i get a colonoscopy
>it really wasn't anything
>people looked in my butt for nothing

fuck you, TB

>fuck, I wish I had cancer

Are you upset that you had to pay to get your butt probed instead of getting payed from Craigslist postings like normal.

Bright red is also not fun and could indicate IBD or Crohn's. If you didn't take a massive, dense shit and don't feel any hemorrhoids you should probably tell your doctor.

Everytime we lose a soldier, they win a soldier.
The perfect army.

at least you know that you're just full of shit :3

>his country doesn't have a battalion of paladins and celestial mages

>diarrhea for months

How are you not dead? Was oregon trail a lie?

i'm convinced I'm one of the people who will get terminal cancer sometime early in their lifetime
what do i do?

this tbhq

>prone to anal fissures if I have to wipe too much

I should get more fiber in my diet. My poop is generally normal, not even bright red. Usually happens when I wipe or go a couple times in a short amount of time.

What's really horrible though is now I'm on blood thinners for my mechanical heart valve, so the first time that happened after surgery I thought I was going to bleed out there was so much of it. It was just draining into the toilet, all the water was bright red and it just didn't seem to stop. Now I'm super careful because that was terrifying.

Does anybody ever make it?

>How did he get ass cancer anyways?
Eating like shit. Bricks of grocery store orange cheese and loaves of pepperoni. Bad genetics.

When I was16, nearly 17, something similar-ish happened to me.
>The week after I broke up with my ex i was really horny and went into the bathroom at 2 times a day to fap.
>My mom is paranoid as fuck and thought i had some intestine my grandmother once had.
>Of course being a horny teen I wasn't going to admit i was going in there to fap my dick off so i just kept saying i have the shits.
>Well my mom asked if it's alright if i get a check up and i didn't care enough to debate not to so i said sure and went back to my room to play some vidya.
>Well the day comes of the checkup and it turned out it wasn't just a normal check up.
>They gave me patient clothing and had lay stomach down on a table. The hot jewess nurse lube'd up her finger and rimmed my asshole with lube
>Indian doc comes in
>"heljo, verry nice to meet yuo"
>shortly after sticks some rubber tube shaped dildo up my ass
>AtLeastImNotAnthonyBirch.png
>the dildo tube then commences spewing white liquid up my rectum
>this allowed the perve- I mean doctor see my intestines clearly through the x-ray
>keep thinking that I can't wait for this to be over
>the table suddenly raises from horizontally to around 75 degrees upwards
>extremely uncomfortable and starting to feel dizzy
>wake up on the ground surrounded by 7 different doctors and nurses
>one tries sitting me in a chair while another prepares an IV for me
>can't sit cause of medical dildo up my arse and also extreme fear of needles
>fight them all off and doctor tells them, "every-TING is alriight, tank you come again"
>doctor says we are done and for me to go use the restroom in the room and then change into my clothes
>I go to the bathroom and unleash white creamy hell out of my ass and unto this poor silver toilet
>the punishment i unleashed upon this toilet could have made it the 10th circle of hell
>just loudly farting and squirting out noises

1/2

1/2

>the two cute nurses i was with since the start are trying their best not to laugh only but failing as I could hear their short outbursts
>clean up, get dressed, talk to the doctor to hear that obviously nothing is wrong with me and finally go meet my mom in the waiting room
>she asks me, "how did it go?"
>I just reply, "just fine :)"

Pic related, it's my ass

>coffee grounds
I have this, but i think it's due to how much broc I eat every day, like the ends of the broc are those dots.

I had a doc take a look a while ago and he said there was no blood