6 editions

>6 editions
>6 FUCKING EDITIONS
>buy my meme game please

>what in the blue hell is wrong with Ubishill?

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They want your $

>none of them include everything
>you'd have to buy 3 separate packs
Holy shit, Ubisoft, this is Kikey even for you.

>pirate version
>everything is free
I usually never say i have a justification for pirating anything, but i payed full price for the first. You can be sure as hell i'll pirate this one.

>To get everything you have to buy THREE editions

>San Francisco Edition

6? Damn.

You can't tell me this worked well enough the first time to seriously make them do it a second. I refuse to believe that.

you're going to pirate that statue too?

Physical items are not free user. You can't download figurines and all the other stuff that comes in the collection.

Also

>being this poor that you have to pirate your games

How lewd will you be sportin that Dedsec Laptop sticker?

>the highest tier one doesn't include everything
Hahaha what the fuck? Modern AAA gaming just gets worse with every release.

you wouldn't download a car.

>no soundtrack
>no plush
>no bag

When will these french fucks learn?

>>everything is free
>Statue
>Artbook
>Stickers
>Map of San Francisco
>Wrench-Jr Robot
um....

Das Spiel edition is the best

remember this, Sup Forums?

>there are people out there who will not remember the bullshit Ubisoft pulled with the last one
>there are people who are genuinely hyped for this game
>there are people who say that this game will be a return to form and Ubisoft have learned from their mistakes
>there are people who will buy these collectors editions
>and these people will play the game for the 6 hours of content it will have and then forget about it ever existing forever

Fuck this industry upsets me.

watchdoge will have dual audio

Its insane that watch_dogs came out such a shrot amount of time ago and people are already forgetting what a shitty buggy mess it is.

Anyone have the el train webm where it just takes sharp 90 degree turns?

that's not a bug he's just hacking the planet man

Hack... Everything...

>none of them include everything
It's just like first Watch_Dogs. Wait oh shit

Not going to buy this shit but I think it's unfair the special edition with the figurine doesn't have the season pass included and the big ass edition doesn't have the figurine.

3d printers brah

>the first game was pretty much a superhero origin story
>not great, but could've been expanded into something better in the sequel
>instead get this

Don't think I have that one, but I'd like to remind everyone of this.

What do I buy to get Marcus' iconic cap?

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>no torrent edition

>six fucking editions
>on a multi-platform game
>with not a single edition containing all of the stuff available

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

If I had any interest in the game it'd already be waning.

That's a good one as well

People might also remember the upward shift in quality that was Asscreed 1 to 2

>All physical garbage like figures
Nothing of value.
Shit, these special eds are usually cheaper than a regular retail after a few months cause stores want to get rid of these space fillers that will never increase in value.

The Return of DedSec my goy
>140 Dollaroos for a Cap and a scarf

>with not a single edition containing all of the stuff available
Ahaha, what the fuck. That's gross

No, we won't.
We remember the downward spiral Ass Creed games are trapped in since AC2. And we remeber the constant same fucking game that is the FC franchise for the last 4 years.

Watch Dogs 2 is gonna be shit! There is absolutely no doubt about it.

He's just really good at hacking trains

>San Francisco edition

does that means it includes an HIV infected needle?

And I already thought that jewpig publishers were taking it too far in 2011 with their DLC/microtransactions, milking/nickel&diming and YET here we are.
Merely 5 years later and this kikery reminds me of some kind of totalitarian financial capitalist Orwellian nightmare.
I hope Vivendi buys Ubishit and rapes them in the ass and I hope this video game industry eats shit and dies, burning to the ground until nothing is left anymore. The Judenshit is out of control like a rabid dog and needs to be put to sleep.

I forgot about all of these.

Guys.. I hacked the price on steam but I can only keep this hack going for so long, so go get the game so you can help me hack too!

>getting mad at the publishers and not the fans that buy the shit
Can't blame them for selling it if people are stupid enough to buy it

user, you're right. But please calm down.

I wish Shad drew shit like this still instead of purely porn.

where is that Just Cause 3 crack?

Holy fuck user please tell me this is a joke. The first time they tried this shit it was a clusterfuck, what makes this one any different.

They did this before with the first Watchdogs though, I don't see how this is surprising.

>San Francisco version
>no black dildo
>no estrogen pills
>no free voucher for gender reassignment.

>designing those editions so that you have to buy three of them to get everything.

Clever.

Clever, but full on agressive and obnoxious.

There's a reason I haven't bought an Ubisoft game in years.

Prolly go for the San Francisco edition then cherry pick and decent DLC.

>see the first trailer at E3
>OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD HYPED AS FUCK
>game comes out
>mfw trying it for the first time

I don't even care about graphics but this game was fucking absymal in basically every place, and now they're releasing a sequel. What the fuck.

Lewd.

Honest question, why is all the stuff in special edition games absolute shit? I wouldn't mind paying for some extra stuff on a game I'm excited for but the quality of the stuff is the worse.

Art books
>usually a shitty 6 page pamphlet

Figures
>have shitty paint jobs and have cheap Chinese knock-off plastic

Soundtracks
>only have like, 3 songs

Didn't the last ass creed have even more?

The standard Edition of TW3 was meaty as fuck.
I wish more publishers put more effort into their special editions.

ARE YOU MAKING A LOSS OUT OF THESE CARS JFC PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

>mfw both expansions also got gwent decks

fugg

CDPR in general is pretty based, graphics downgrade aside. Hype as fuck for Cyberpunk 2077

>graphics downgrade

>people still shit on it even though it's arguably the best looking game on the market

and dont forget the division and far cry primal. those games were truly awful.

True. Just felt like I had to mention it or some autist would have a spegfit and bring it up lol.

>soundtracks only have like 3 songs
Your fault for buying Bubble Bobble deluxe edition.

>falling for Physical items

Eh, I'd argue that primal wasn't awful, but it wasn't great.

The Division on the other hand, was fucking awful. I'd call it a failed abortion but that would be an insult to failed abortions.

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It's still shitty

>being so cucked that you throw shekels at companies that repeatedly fuck you in the ass instead of stealing their shit and playing it for shits an giggles

Why is there even a Watchdogs 2?
The first failed miserably, was it really financially successful enough to warrant a sequel?

can you hack the game so its not shit?

Yeah, sold like hotcakes. That's how bad the industry was. Of course this one is going to be an even bigger shit.

>digital inhaler

Except for animals, which were great, it was just FC3 without electricity. The story was a joke, the protag, antags and NPCs were blant as fuck. And running through the jungle for 8 Minutes before reaching your destination is not what gameplay is about. Combat was mostly pointless. Owl, Bombs, Spears. Boom, every outpost or fire was captured. Nah, sorry user. I seriously hated it.

Oh here we go again.

>Pirating a Denuvo game
Have fun mate

>All he can think of is JC3

Graphics downgrade.
Microsoft literally saved TW2 team at the time from starving to death by ordering a 360 version of TW2.
If TW3 was PC only, they would have starved again, but thanks to console owners buying TW3 at a much higher rate than PC-owners, they were able to pull through without resorting to bankrupting the company.
They downgraded the engine to make it run on consoles, but ultimately it lead to the game getting made in the end.
The game as it is now looks gorgeous on PC. It's time to stop whining and enjoy it.
Both peasants and cucks win this time.

they re-used the same map from far cry 4 in primal. and the division is such a broken mess it can never be fixed/salvaged.

How come they use guns? It's San famcisco after all. Why would I want to play as right wing death squad?

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>watchdogs 2 game
>DLC
>DLC BUT LATER
>drawing
>MAP OF SAN FRANCISCO
>laptop stickers
>a black guy statue
>a black guy's hat and scarf
>artbook
>another black guy statute
>a robot that talks

These choices are overwhelming me.

who cares most of it is shitty physical stuff, its not like they're locking out portions of the game

Shit I feel you then man. I had it gifted to me from a friend so it might be why I didn't hate it as much. And the combat was pretty dumb lol, no fucking blocking, and it was even more boring than Skyrim's combat. And Skyrim had some pretty fuckin boring combat.

I give it some props for being at the very least a cool concept too.

Refer to my previous post I agree with you though.

Smells like fresh vagina

My best friend (who's sorta normie) was hyped as fuck for The Division. Played it for six hours after release, hasn't even touched it since.

Are you really so butthurt with what somebody buys with their own money?

>"HAHAHA THEY'RE FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!!
>"I enjoy the games though?"
>"F....FUCKING YOU IN THE A..ASS!!"

Grow up

>their vaginas
>fresh

user please. Out of the maybe ten that are fuckable, how many of them are the "stronk womyn who's cunt is ground zero but don't you dare slut shame me" type

>YFW this is just the PR department
>none of these women know how to code or model.

Which one gives me the most memes?
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God Damn...is Jade making this game all by herself, too?

JEWBISOFT strikes once again

Damn, look at all those secretaries, mail clerks, PR reps, accountants...though I think those two with blue hair might be involved in testing/debugging.

>reverse image search
>click on the first link that says Ubisoft Montreal
>takes me to their site
>first thing I see is their office right next to a fucking mosque
>their shitty little office isn't even the focal point of the image
>basically 2/3 of the image is the mudslime partyhouse

You can't make this shit up man.

Holy shit, it's real.

maybe he meant fresh as in recently implemented? as in they're trannies and just got their vajayjays? or maybe because they've never been fucked and thus they're fresh as in unused?
dunno, just putting out some thoughts

Enjoy your Denuvo.

> releasing special editions and collector shit before the game is even out

The fuck is wrong with the vidya industry?

What does the robot even do besides just roll around? I mean the collectors edition one. I'm just curious since it will probably sell out soon

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>gets accused of a crime he didn't commit
Holy shit, they actually made the protagonist a good buy who dindu nuffin.

Also
>hacking people
Jesus fucking christ they keep getting worse