Healer expects you to say thank you for them doing their job

>Healer expects you to say thank you for them doing their job

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>Rogue expects you to heal them because he fucked up

Better luck next time, faggot.

>Needing a healer
Maximum casual.

>not having a healer to be your cum dumpster

>rogue is pulling top dps
>fucks up once and down to 10% hp
>heal me please, user
>say please
>how about you just do your fucking job
>rogue dead
>user /gkicked
Better luck next time, faggot.

cut to the chase and start erping fags

>>heal me please, user
>>say please

Good job retard

what is with all the homos on Sup Forums lately?

>fucks up once and down to 10% hp
>once

That literally never happens and you know it. Rogues and DPS types are the biggest Healsinks. Tanks are a distant because of how much health/armor/options they have.

Then you have the fucking DPS, who rarely ever play their class right because none of them understand the concept of moderation. They make mistake, after mistake, after mistake. Each mistake almost nearly killing them. And every time they do they start panicking and running around like chickens with their heads cut off, gulping potions, aggroing other mobs, and running away from me while I'm trying to heal them because staying calm is another rare trait in MMORPGs.

There's something about the support role that attracts primadonnas

People do thank me for healing, and it annoys me. Don't thank me for doing my job.

Thank you for your service

I never knew any of those

only ever played with humble ones that are actually good and do it by conviction

i think you mean pre-madonnas

>Heal me please.
>say please

Maximum Austim.

Someone please play video games with me! I'll heal you and stuff. I'm bored out of my mind.
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depends, are you a qt?

No clue!

Are you White or Asian?

Take a guess. I'll give you three!

White?

I just like being told I did good

Maybe...

Post feminine penis

Nigga you can't hair maybe a yes or no question

who else is gonna get their boypussy bred

Maybe!

we dont have games we could play together :c

>The waiter expects you to tip them for doing their job

>3 friends
>1 tank, 2 dps
>you are dps
>each one uses self-healing skills and avoids all potential damage
>healer ends up doing the least healing
>everyone calls healer shit
>healer leaves right before the end boss
>get a flawless boss kill
good times

It's because being healer is objectively boring so you are basically working instead of having fun.

I'm going to die.

My best online bud forced me to play WHM back during FFXIV 1.0 .. ever since then I've kinda learned to like healing. It's the most mentally active role there is with tanking probably coming in a not so close second.

I do it because it's what I'm used to doing. But getting all those rec's at the end of instances is cool too, I guess.

pls dont maybe we can just be friends or whatever

healer in modern games is the most non-monotone reflex based job based on how bad your teammates fuck up

it also has the least reward for amount of work put in
it is also the easiest job in modern games

MAKE HEALERS HARD AGAIN

>Get in shit group
>Tank barely keeps aggro
>Running out of mana constantly to keeo everyone alive
>We make it through with no wipes
>Get told I did a good job

Best feeling.

>>Healer expects you to say thank you for them doing their job
Only submissive or lonely crybabies want to be thanked.

>MAKE HEALERS HARD AGAIN
L-lewd.

I love tipping culture. The staff are my bitches and they always work super hard for my sweet sweet tips. I love our abusive system of underpaid workers.

>Go to Europe
>Staff don't give a shit or smile
>Service is slow

My life is meaningless if I have no one to heal.

Add me instead steamcommunity.com/id/Mariannya

heal my heart its been broken too many times ;-;

I'll only say thank you at the end of a dungeon because that means they did well enough to keep me alive.

Now tanking...that's actually a thankless job, but it's more satisfying than being a healer.

Thank you for posting

so you can delete me again?

Eh, if I fuck up and the healer saves my retard ass for making a mistake, it's sorta just polite to thank them for covering me

They're more likely to keep an eye on me, and it's better than looking like a dick. Being on a team sorta implies you work together, and humans being human appreciate even just a little recognition

I'll add you if you keep me stocked with cat pics

>He doesn't thank their team mates for doing their job and not fucking everything up
Sure it's their job but its nice to thank them for not being a fucking idiot and letting everyone down.

>be dps
>tank is godtier
>hardly takes any damage
>healer whines because everyone but him want full clear
>still has to press heal once every 30~50 seconds
>we kill first 2 bosses with healer AFK
>dungeon ends
>everyone praises healer for being "good"
>jimmies sightly rusted

>be healer
>tank doesnt use a single cooldown
>he's wearing low level gear
>getting hit hard
>DPS not dodging AoEs
>still manage to keep everyone alive, CC when needed, and resurrect inept tank for not moving away from one-shot move despite explaining it to him
>die trying to keep everyone alive
>"lol dmb healer"

>promise myself i won't healslut in overwatch
>90% playtime on mercy
f-fuck

post your feminine penis

ah i don't want to get banned again senpai

do it anyways fuccboi

Ill protect you bby

Do it you stupid bitch

...

post an email and let me see that boypussy

>this thread
calm down guys jeez

Link to imgur. and join the fapping together thread discord on /trash/

DUDE
YOO
LMAOXD

Care to explain?
I literally filtered 2 posts

/ftt/?

>been thinking about resubbing to XIV because I miss being a healslut so much

It feels so good and yet so bad.

Literally the worst game to healslut except if you are an inept player (which means you only ERP)

What's better? I just love the FF and WHM/AST.

>help me please
>say please

Yeah.

rip it just got baleeted

Fug. A new one will be up soon though. I'll see you there.

Say where you came from when you get in!

>be a major dick during the whole game
>expects me to heal you
Fuck off

>healer does their job and asks for reward
>make them kneel down and feed them my semen
>they get mad
I thought that's what healers love the most what the hell man?

Where are all the healsluts that are usually in these threads?

This

I need to get my fap on

reveal yourself sluts

i was playing the game!

too early, neets are sleeping

You can play with this dick instead.

>healer expects a tip for doing their job
Oh, you'll be getting the tip, alright

Remember to tip your healer, user, we're a petty bunch and you don't want to die in the cold floor of that dungeon, right?

>petty bunch
speak for yourself

Well I guess you can be a petty slut if you want.

But what happens when the healer is a male and the rest of the party is made of females ?

fuckboy will kill himself because he's not going to receive he wants

And what if one of the girls has a dick?

What if all of them does?

>get pail less than minimum wage
>expect strangers to pay you.

I don't have a smug enough image to post.

sissy bois ww@?

>I wanna waste everyone's time because I got my feelings hurt

is this the mentality of healers?