The first boss deals the cards

>The first boss deals the cards

first album best album thread?

>11th boss is known for it

>Boss reminds you that you broke rule number one

I actually really like NLDW and TMS

congrats, you like entry-level meme rap

thanks your opinion means a lot

>you will never have a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls

>He doesn't keep his fazers on stun

>tfw I only listen to mashups instead of the original songs

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>tfw it goes

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE IT CUM

>the boss deals damage with diamonds, scraping, sliding, wasting my life in altered states

I FUCK THE MUSIC
WITH MY PEACOCK TONGUE

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SURF N TURN

>playing Sanic
>SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES

>final boss skids all over marks like he's haunted

>Boss comes out when his shit is gone

>5th boss is feeling it

Pleb, everyone knows Exmilitary is the weakest of their albums

Their best album is Government Plates.

>beat final boss
>it was just a dream

>BLOWING ON THAT ENDO
>GAMECUBE NINTENDO

What did Slim Thug mean by this?

>bullet-hell level

tfw bullshit coming at me from all sides

>next levels a bigger jail than you just got out of

>final boss is fast and bulbous

Get out.

>Game is a reboot
>Final villain reveals that it's not actually a reboot

>The boss is in your area

>boss fails to understand I'm like "eh"

>boss reminds you that yer bitch still watching

>you catch a jay-peg to the head

VCR SALIVA

i wish i was friends with you in real life

>Final boss is a Murderer, Robber, Psychopathic Schizophrenic

Government plates is their worst to be honest

boss is BODY THROUGH YOUR BED

>boss breaks mirrors with his face in the United States

A lot of people don't like it but I love it

>boss tells you you must take it
>you think hell no

>final boss stay noided

Why the fuck is Josuke there. You didn't need to bring him to this, he's better than these shitty memes.

it's actually a mixtape

>You get stopped by an encounter
>The boss literally says "Fuck where you come from, fuck where you're going, it's all about where you're at"

>best album is 7/10

I got a kek m8

lmao

Anyone else play Death Grips when they're playing a scary or post apocalyptic game?
Just adds to the atmosphere

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I play them when I work out Really helps you keep going I find

I play death grips when I play shooters and shit
Really adds to the feeling of ripping and tearing

>You fight the boss while he's all up in his glory-hole S-O no no no no

same here
no love and I break mirrors with my face in the united states work best

played original doom while dripping on adderal and listening to nldw was pretty decent

>boss is just covered in SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
Talk about over design

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boss is IM ON MY WAY OUT

>boss is an intern at wikileaks

>bubbles buried in this jungle
What did he mean by this?

>King Geedorah shows up

>boss got all the coconuts bitch

>Final boss rings a bell though

>boss is teaching bitches how to swim

>boss can run thru the walls

>when Monster Zero is the reason we cannot live on the surface, but must forever live underground

boss is ONLY SOMETHINGS I HAVE SEEN
SOME PEOPLE ONLY I HAVE BEEN

>Tfw you first got into DG by playing through Toy Story 2 while listening to TMS
Bizarre, yet satisfying

>Boss drops jordans and a spear

>boss is finding it, takin it, and ain't sharin with nobody

Protect that smile

>there's a party in the future from the past
>Boss is a cop

>boss is a Hot Head

>boss seen footage

>boss is a system blower

>boss is never seen without one hundred
>boss is a satanic priestess

>boss is the lord of the game

cowa-fucking-bunga

>boss is poppin off the fuckin block

What picture is that from

>boss has a guillotine

>boss' dick is out

>boss is tired of all the perks
>he's tried nothing, everything works

>Boss is going to unless his A E S T H E T I C S

>boss sends a blaze of fire racing through your bones
>boss hits you with a criminal crunk level lightning storm
>boss fists your brain with it
>boss fires cryonic haunted bullets hollow tipped with toxic waste
Literally impossible

>boss has the face of a woman, tears of a child

What the fuck are most of the posts in this thread talking about? Most of these bosses don't fucking exist or even make sense in the first place

>he doesn't vibrate higher
It's the key to all of this

>boss has hustle bones comin out my mouth

>boss is wearing black gloves
>you wanna check his pockets

>Boss has seen footage, stays noided

see
This. You need to vibrate higher so you can capture the opening of the portal that connects this earth of 3D to one earth of 4D or 5D.

>boss tastes like shit, like spikes

>boss is an omega megalomaniac

>boss wants to know who the cowards and frightened people are

>boss is aaalll of yoouu

>Boss steals whatever he wants

>boss can go thru the walls

>friend borrows a copy of bloodborne
>we go over his with another guy and play it
>other guy brings dark souls 3
>we sit on the floor with our backs resting on the couch
>he's a sloppy fuck and he leaves game discs everywhere at home
>continues the trend here
>everytime he puts a new game in he leaves the disc around
>he puts in dark souls 3
>we play for a few hours then quit because fuck swamp levels
>guy takes ds3 disc out and fucking leaves it on the floor again
>friend gets up to go get a drink
>comes back
>sits down
>*SNAP*
>ohfuck.fileformat
>he gets up
>he sat on the ds3 disc, snapped it clean in half
>third guy is pissed
>"oh shit i'm sorry dude"
>they start arguing
>i don't give a shit
>justwannaplayvideogames.mp3
>friend finally to snap a random game of his to make up for it
>third guy picks up bloodborne disc and snaps it in half
>mfw the game is mine

>boss has the gall to think he's not trapped between these wall

>BOSS IS A XEROXED MAN, DRESSED IN GAUZE, SPIDER SILK AND MENOPAUSE, WITH A MUSTACHE SHOWED WITH APPLAUSE, SQUISHED OUT PACKETS LIKE TACO SAUCE

There are people out there who unironically like this shit

Let that sink in for a moment