Which one will you be picking up bros?

Which one will you be picking up bros?

The one that says Dude Sex Making Deliberated on the front

The most expensive one, so I can stick it to the racists.

this is out of control

The torrent edition.

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WUZ

All of them unless you're fucking straight white ,ale then i don't get why'd you not buy at least 3 versions

UNDERAGE Sup ForumsTARDS

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I won't even be pirating it, to be honest. You couldn't PAY ME to play as a nigger.

So the game has barely been announced and they're already offering package options?

Wasn't the first game a flop?

>pretending to be racist

>Wasn't the first game a flop?
it's a ubisoft game

>have to buy 3 versions to get all the toys
Yep

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UNCRACKABLE

tree editions n shit

>pretending

Wow, it's good to know I'm not actually a racist. I mean I don't have any black friends or even speak to black people but that doesn't mean anything. I just avoid any video games with niggers by chance, clearly.

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What does the AYYO HOL UP edition come with?

its strange but its a free country so you're allowed to have quirks

WUZ

REDDIT

>Buying something from Ubisoft

Well it looks like I'll have to get the San Francisco, Wrench JR Robot, and The return of Dedsec editions to get everything.

tfw you're not a poorfag.

None of them. I'm not falling for this shit. Ubisoft can go fuck themselves.

Please, like it will even be worth torrenting.

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Where is the option where they pay you for playing their game? I'd like to choose that one

Fuck off Sup Forums with your shitty memes
You're irrelevant now

Fuck this shit. One collectors edition for the diehard fans is neat. Two collectors editions is kinda pushing it but some people love a series and want some swag but have no use for a 2lb statue of the main character.

But fucking FIVE collectors editions? Fuck that noise. Like I have broad taste in games and can wring $40-$80 of fun out of most games but the first Watch Dogs was just ass. I fail to see what about this franchise warrants five fucking special editions.

NIGGERZ

AYO HOL UP

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

I'm sure it will. I just wish it wasn't about wewuz.

faggots who post shitty Sup Forums memes have no right to say that

>the hyper ultimate turbo championship edition with cheese doesn't have every item
>only one its missing has to be bought from one other, likely very costly, collector's pack

>buying multiple versions of a shitty sequel to a shitty game just to get all the toys
Poorfag or not, that's autistic.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaayyyyooouuuuuaaaaaaaaaayyyooooooo

Hol
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Fuckin
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Senpai

U SAYIN

Not even gonna pirate this shit. Fuck you.

SMAX FAT NIGGER LIPS RAPES PURE WHITE WOMAN GETS SICKLE CELL ANEMIA

No one likes you mud people.

i can't even read charts it's also missing a figurine

but what the hell is the point anyway?

We do cause our memes are better, sorry the truth hurts Jamal

WE WUZ SHITTY Sup Forums MEMES

SO YOU BE SAYIN
*hacks KFC*

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>you have to buy 3 collectors editions to actually collect everything
Holy shit this jewery is off the charts.
I feel bad for collector autists.

>stupid Sup Forumstards actually believe this

WE WUZ KEKS

sorry about bernie, you lazy nigger communist jew mexican vegan

god I fucking hate you Sup Forums faggots

fuck off

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This is a joke. I can't believe anyone is even preordering this stupid shit. The original game had potential and they fucked it all up Ubisoft style. There was absolutely no need to make a sequel to a game that was widely considered shit. Game publishers are fucking retarded nowadays.

prob the Wrench Jr and The Return of Dedsec
never thought I'd buy two collectors editions of the same game^^

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>Deluxe Edition:
>Includes the Game, an exclusive sleeve, a Map of San Francisco, lithographs and The Deluxe pack: 2 personalisation packs with Punk and Street art themed extra outfits for Marcus and skins for his car, drone and weapon.

>Gold Edition:
>Includes the Game, The Deluxe pack and the Season Pass.

>San Francisco Edition:
>With its exclusive San Francisco Collector’s box includes the game, extra digital content: The Deluxe pack and Zodiac killer mission, the Marcus Figurine, SF-themed laptop stickers, lithographs and a Map of San Francisco.

>The return of DedSec Collector’s Case:

>Exclusively available on the Uplay Shop, has a surprise for the player: while unboxing the collector’s edition, the player will see animated DedSec art ‘come to life’ via a dynamic lenticular effect. This unique edition includes the DedSec art Marcus Figurine (coming with a full DedSec branded art wall diorama), Marcus’ cap and scarf replica, a Map of San Francisco, DedSec-themed laptop stickers, lithographs and an exclusive 64 page artbook. In addition, this ultimate fan package includes the Gold Edition coming with its Deluxe pack and Season pass.

>Wrench Junior Robot Collector’s pack:

>Again this is exclusively available on the Uplay Shop, includes Gold Edition with its Deluxe pack and Season pass + Wrench Junior robot, a motorized and endearing companion, controlled by an app (Android or IPhone) that moves, has emotions, interacts with pre-recorded sentences, and lets its owner the possibility to transmit his own personal message.

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>final mission involves breaking into the KFC headquarters to steal the names of the secret herbs and spices

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>I DINDU NUFFIN DEM MUTHA FUCKUZ PLANTED THAT SHIT
What did he mean by this?

>Buying any ubisoft product
Are you fucking retarded user? Stop supporting SJWs.

WUZ POSTING A SHITTY MEME

HE MEANT

BUILD THAT WALL BABY NIGGERS/SPICS HAVE SUBHUMAN IQS

>it's a liberal and conservative shitpost thread

Watch Dogs released in that sweet spot where everyone had bought the big new consoles, but there were no games yet. This meant they'd buy anything to rationalize their purchase.
Watch Dogs sold millions.

when is hiroshima going to add a Sup Forums filter that blocks anyone who goes there regularly from other boards

God I agree such a shitlord meme uuuuuggghhhh

>MUH boogyman is TAKING MY GAMU

This is objectively false since Sup Forums got meme porn.

>season pass
when will this dogshit die?

Same time he adds a bluepill filter tbqh.

REKT
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AYOOOOOO HOL UP
*transfer welfare money to account*
SO U BE SAYIN
*hacks KFC*
WE WUZ HACKAZ N SHIT??
*hacks worldstar hip hop*

why would i spend money playing as a nigger? didnt even like the first game now this? This nig nog train is not going to end anytime soon is it?

blocking both groups would be the smart decision desu senpai

Here's an actual non photoshopped image

GUYS LOOK OVER HERE! This is a Sup Forumstard in 2016, this is what a containment board autist actually believes.

>hacks lips internally

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Correction; the PS4 didn't have games yet. The PS4 version sold just a little less than half of the grand total. Considering how heavily skewed game sales are on the PS4, why do they even bother with PC/Xbox versions?

Except they is.

>actually getting this booty flared over a meme

nigger

all me

Like one user said:
"I'll rather buy guns for ISIS than buy another UbiSoft game."

>that jaw line

Sad!

Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.

>ubisoft this angry that their nigger protag doesn't appeal to us

"I'd rather buy guns for ISIS than play as a nigger"
-fixed

THANKS FOR THE 7 YOUS

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>only got one (You)

poor cat

I don't know user. Asscreed 1 was alright but got so repetitive to the point of finishing it felt like a chore. They did well with the sequel. Maybe there's hope.

>actually posting Facebook frog

Fantastic, now we know exactly who the kind of people moaning about muh Sup Forums boogeyman are

How do you bypass the spam filter? I could even do this shit with 10 posts and it wouldn't let me

pepe is was born here just like every epic may may.

This fuck niggers

"I'd rather buy this than be Sup Forums"

Refixed

newfag