Meanwhile, at the Sup Forums mansion

meanwhile, at the Sup Forums mansion...

You know, i really like vidya.

get em, boys

WOOP WOOP OUT YOU GO

SHITTER'S CLOGGED

My mom is coming over to drop off some brownies.

Can you guys promise not to bother her?

>walk into some user's room
>see this
>what do

>her

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY DORITOS AGAIN!?
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SKULLFUCK THAT COCKSUCKER TO DEATH

No

spill dorito dust and speghetti

>six seasons of unmarried caucasian men age 18 - 25 sitting in their rooms playing video games
>develop a movement schedule via email so nobody will ever be forced to have human contact with anyone else

are you the cool ranch fag?

i guarantee you no one ate that shit

code?

damn her nips are so hard das hot mayne

I swear to God one of the maids is a trap.

>someone fuck up and they meet each other in the foyer
>they just rush back to their rooms

I ordered a pizza 3 years ago.
it hasn't gotten here yet.
Did you guys throw it out?

is that ameri ichinose?

top tier taste

no one answers the door

Is she hot?

Anyone wanna yiff :3c.

she's 45 years old, plump, and has saggy tits

what do you think?

Guys why has this N64 been left on for 12 hours straight

I'm gonna unplug it

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILKDUDS

She's about to be gangbanged. Wanna join in?

You have to be atleast 18 years old to use this board, buddy.

>go into the basement
>flip all the breakers
>"WTF I HAVEN'T SAVED IN HOURS" heard in unison across the mansion

Why does Japanese sex always look extremely awkward? Like, even the """pros""" don't know what they're doing.

japanese people are awkward by nature

they can't even order food without applying their dumb honorifics and respect rules

nvm found it 1Pondo-081811_158

>playing video games
I come here for the off topic nonsense, not games. Stopped playing them years ago.

she had me when she was 20 you autist

Who the fuck unplugged my N64 ? I was in the middle on a speedrun

>just as you flip the breaker
>you remember you forgot to save too

it was me

that's for getting pineapple on all 10 of the pizzas we gave you money to order

Actually that was me :^)

Thanks bro, I love hawaiian pizza

Who shit in my Pringles tin?

whichever one of you fat fucks is dressing up like an obese Solid Snake and/or Sam Fisher and panty raiding us: please stop.

Also tell the traps that borrowing from our wardrobes is a privilege, not a right, and the next time my nice dresses come back more semen than clothing, they're gonna be banned from our side of the house for a month.

>that one cute trap that gets passed around the mansion as a cock sleeve

HYRULE
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I swear to fucking god, if one of you autists drank the last of the milk, I'm going to break the modem

>playing vidya in the living room with my friends from the co-op club
>every time someone from the movement schedule mailing list comes out they call us disgusting normies and run back to their room

Why can't we just be friends?

I hope you guys had fun last night

[muffled YE YE in the distance]

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

I'm gonna make you a faggot when I find your goddamn ass.

...

I passed out half way through. How'd the rest of the night go?

It didn't. Everyone passed out one by one.

Who the FUCK hotglued my Lucina Amiibo!?!?

Send help. We've somehow managed to beach a dimensional plane.

The better question is who didn't hotglue her?

GUYS LOOK OUR FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME CHARACTER AND FAVOURITE SHOW COMBINED

(deeply inhales)

...yay...

sonicfags aren't allowed to stay here anyways

You sick fucking degenerates! I knew I should have left her in the box!

Hey guys, that crazy homeless guy is screaming outside our door about barney again, should I call the cops or should we just empty the piss bottles from the roof again?

Everyone came on the box too. And in the box. In fact, you probably ought to just move into a different room and buy new things.

Why would a box stop anyone?

Don't worry, I've got it this time.

WHO THE FUCK ORDERED 10 MEAT LOVERS PIZZAS

NO ONE IS GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT

STICK WITH PEPPERONI OR CHEESE, EVERYONE LOVES THOSE

Just take the meat off, dumb frogposter.

You guys see Robotnik outside last night? He was snooping as usual

Bro that is for me. I need protein so I be ready or Madden NFL 2017.

You have a problem with that

I propose we sacrifice him to the god of vidya

Who the fuck puts my Xbox 360 in the fireplace it's not funny faggot

n-no i love it chad

360 degrees then i walked away :^)

lol red ring of death is now just a red of death fkn owned microsoftpenisfag

Hey guys, did we ever have an OUYA here?

Yeah we did but we repurposed it into a doorstop

are you kidding?

Probably, check with Chris-chan. He said something of Ouya and Sonic couple hours ago

some user took all the OUYAs and superglued his dragon dildos to them, repurposing them into dildo mounts

We used some as door stoppers.

I sit alone in the communal room with the expensive sound system and 4k projector system, nobody else seems wiling to leave their suites, only occasionally opening it for the delivery of room service or fast food.

As you walk the halls you hear the muffled sounds of games being played over loudly on headphones and frequent cursing, the occasional loud thump as a Sup Forumsirgin loses or dies in their current vidya.

That Console worshipping cult on the far side of the building scares me.
Last time I went into the kitchen, I saw three of them screaming like animals while raping some hapless user with an SNES duct taped to his head.
>mfw the repeated chanting of "OH SNES-TAN!" has haunted my dreams for the past couple of days.

Has anyone seen Todd? I need him to remaster our lawn

I passed by the Kojima shrine once.
Never again.

Hey guys, you know, the E3 is coming and I thought that maybe we could m-meet in the foyer and watch the conferences together.
Is it OK with you ?
I'll bring some snacks.

What is that honking sound coming from the basement?

G... guys...?

how come the 'femanons' get half the mansion when there's only 3 of them and none of them are attractive

I propose we move the gangbang room to the femanon side and house the traps there.

As long as you bring a variety of snack this time I'll go. No one went last time because you decided to only bring banana chips.

What kind of snack ?

Sure user. I even made a pillow fort for us so we can be comfy.

Kick the girls out already, invite more traps.

No.
I play vidya to forget my miserable life and my shitty work at McDonalds.
But there are some anons ...

If I knew you guys were not going to use the shower I wouldn't have bought all this shampoo

I'll bring the jokes!

pretty much

Are dicks okay with you ?

HOLY SHIT CAN WE JUST EVICT THOSE FUCKING AUSSIES ALREADY? I'M SICK OF THEIR FUCKING "BANTZ" EVERY TIME WE PLAY A MULTIPLAYER GAME.

Only feminine dicks ~~

N-no...

Hey the Sup Forums mansion is proposing a cultural exchange program and they're offering some of their traps

I'm not too sure about this; wat do?

we have enough traps, shit's getting annoying

You know what to do

It's true. Any time the power goes out everyone just starts raping each other. Some anons will even rape themselves if the nearest user doesn't have any vacant holes. It's a dog rape dog world out there and we men have to rape our way to the top.

yeah nah mate
simmer down
it's only bantz