ITT reasons why you haven't offed yourself yet

ITT reasons why you haven't offed yourself yet.

>a remake / remaster
off yourself. real men look forward to 2077

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>Family/friends and the impact it would have on them, regardless of how valueless I may perceive myself to be
>There's always video games to keep me distracted, and even if nothing good comes out for the next 10 years, I have a backlog/replays to keep me busy
>Maybe eventually I can become a cool cyborg if I stay alive long enough

I believe suicide is both selfish and cowardly. Also I'm not suicidal.

NieR: Automata and Persona 5.

>Both delayed until 2017
;_;

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I too await for the apotheosis of mankind where we then achieve singularity and shed our mortal bodies.

i dont fucking know

Bannerlord is the only correct answer.

It's not a remake, it's system shock 3

Deep down we are all waiting for a good survival minecraft that ends up working like a simulation that pulls us away from real life and into a new world.

MGSV Kojimer Chapter 3 Ruse Cruise E3 2016

>inb4 delusional

better than being suicidal

Deep Down sucks

It would make my mom, my dad and my brother really sad

Bannerlord.

user

IS THAT A FPS ON THE VITA

DONT BE FUCKING WITH ME NOW

I haven't actually had fun with a game in so long, I forgot what genuine enjoyment was like.

Hoping CDprojekt will actually make that cyberpunk game at some point

DON'T TELL ME THIS IS TRUE!

Because I enjoy living.
Those who wallow in cynicism have no one else to blame when they end up unhappy.

To see Kojima's new game

Seeing the end of Jojolion

if anything good doesn't come out after that yeah I'm probably gonna tie a noose to the back of my truck and put it on cruise control while i'm in it

Depression is a hell of a drug.

My loving girlfriend.

Artorias is wrecking my shit. This situation must be rectified through superiority of violence.

>ultra-optimists always felating themselves over their ability to gobble shit every day with a smile on their face like they're 'sticking it' to someone somehow.

You're legitimately the second biggest faggots people have to deal with; Only barely beneath tranny degenerates.

not even joking this is the only thing keeping me from an heroing myself

and now that its finally announced with a release date the end is finally in sight

I didn't care about making it to the end of the year but now maybe a Skyrim remaster. If that happens then my ultimate fantasy has possibility, a new HD version of Morrowind. I guess I'll have to live another 10 years.... Fuck

That is hl3.
However, killzone for Vita is pretty good

Cyberpunk 2077
Battlefield 1
Civilization VI
Escape from Tarkov
future GTA

Unless they show anything new this E3, this thing won't probably be released until 2019 since the devs are busy with other stuff.

dont do it user.
dont you want to play Untold 3?

ive already replayed EOIII a million times and both untold story modes were literally cancer so im good

My wife

I'm only still around because offing yourself is a cowards way out. Also because I've recently had to step into some big shoes at work and even though it's exhausting, at least I finally feel challenged again.

1 : i have some ice cream left in the freeze
2 : e3 is at hand, might as well see if anything comes up
3 : 1 year and 3 weeks before my wizards power finally manifest themselves

i don't know man, gotta hold up a little while longer

>I'm voting for Trump!
I think you need to off yourself and her

The real MGSV will be revealed at E3 this year.

The hope that one day, ONE DAY I will get a gf

Fuck off back to Mexico Paco

Nobody can threaten my wife

>episode 3
>new Tribes after HiRez selling the IP

I want to believe.

>literally cancer

Stay in reddit, please.

The Mandate literally looks like my dream game. If it ends up being even half as good as I'm hoping it'll be, it'll be awesome.

How do you expect that to happen, user? Do you have a job, do you go to uni? Do you somehow have friends who invite you to house parties and such? Mind sharing details on how you could get a gf?

asking because I'm a kissless virgin loser who needs to find a gf or bf

Playing the "Final" Final Fantasy

>skyrim remaster

Just play the PC version now.

I´m too much of a coward to either kill myself or do something about my life.

I'm not the same guy, but I literally ran into a girl that I went to primary school with in the supermarket. We got to talking and hanging out for coffees a bit after that. At the moment we both hang out midweek on our days off playing some vidya, oldschool stuff like mariokart and pokemon stadium. She's a bit of a weeb so I let her go on a bit about anime that she likes and I pitch in with the few that I have knowledge about. She loaned me her N64 so she comes over to my place to play. It's pretty fun, we make a whole day of it, go shopping for food, cook some cool shit for dinner (She can't cook tho, it's all me), watch Yugi-O abridged for lulz and stuff. I'm probably gonna ask her out in the next couple of weeks or so.

Thanks for reading my blog user, just get out there more often, you never know who you'll run into!

Is it out yet?

>only reason not killing yourself is for a gf
love is shit, people are shit, find something you enjoy that doesn't rely on others

>hamfisting shitty characters that totally ruin one of the key features of Etrian games
>changing the difficulty to extreme casual mode with the classes you are given (not so much with gunner but holy fuck fafnir is retarded)
>shitty voice acting (but really thats just an atlus USA thing)
>fucking spoiling the big twist in the intro cutscene

fuck off the story mode is cancer and i stand by that statement

Never ever

yes and it was the best fap of my life

i do what i do best for muh waifu

i endure

Please, I'm not even an ultra-optimist, I couldn't have any more of a neutral outlook on life. The world's full of shit and a lot of it simply can't be fixed, but that's no reason to just lie down and want to die without enjoying what's left over.

Turok 2 remaster, Trump's presidency, and that my 2 year dry spell is finally about to end. All is well.

Your life as an intelligent monkey isn't that important.

Cowardice and selfishness don't exist after death, don't kid yourself.

I'm waiting for my rap career to take off

I'm scared of OP.

>you must be mexican if you're smart enough to dislike Trump

user what have you done

user post more

i know what that is user

For the sake of my family, but after nearly 10 years, as much as I try not to, its turning into resentment.

>implying there will ever be a "final" Final Fantasy

CDPR and Piranha Bytes teaming up to make Gothic 4

I just want to die in peace

Half Life 3 and Kingdom Hearts 3

Based Valve will keep me alive forever!

;_;

drugs

They just kind of announced SS3 and then have said nothing about it. What's the deal with that?

My family, friends and gf.

some day...it will come back to us in the form a glorious 3D rendered environment filled with beautiful landmarks, breathtaking camera angles and a challenge to put our qualms to rest.

or they could just fuck it up like they do to everything

I have a good life?

>browsing Sup Forums
>have a good life

choose one

faggot

Yeah, yeah, nothing's actually important, big fucking deal.
Time's eventually going to kill me anyway, so there's no point in throwing away my only century or so of self-awareness early.

Who are you asking?

>not having Major Depressive Disorder
wew lad

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>summerfags

Nothing

That's pretty adorable

P5 is coming out on Valentine's Day, that's not so bad

Uh...

>Seeing the end of Jojolion

I've gotten to the part with the GPS, am I almost at the part where shit starts making any goddamn sense?

3

more

Kind of scared but also it's just a hassle.

Either way I ordered my helium tank and CPAP mask yesterday so I'm going to get modestly drunk, get in bed and listen to some nice music and die.

Persona 5 and I want to see if Marvel's films can stick the landing with Infinity War. After that I guess it'll depend on what video games and Star Wars films are coming out.

Goodnight, user.

Let me tell you a short story Op.
I'm an actor, not very successful because work is hard to come by for a guy my stature.

When I finished my performance for Alice in wonderland. I was the duchess, yes the ugly sister to the Queen of hearts, I was often over looked as a character and performer. We had to do a meet and greet as the characters. One little girl was asked who her favorite was and she said the duchess. I was never been someone's favorite before.

m8

you better not be fucking with me here

Saving for a vive so I can play comfy space sims and forget about life.

At least VR will be good for jerking off but nothing else

Because I beat the Fume Knight on my third try
>tfw

I hope that in the future i can be with my waifu

not a pussy

Thanks.

If you're not a pussy you should be brave enough to kill yourself

looks like that retarded gunmodel and map from the closure mod

nice b8

Spoonfeed?

Yet you seem to be really scared of dying.

But it's shit.

How have you been having fun with it? Explain.

im a really cool person with a few good friends and loving family. my life doesnt suck half as bad as it used to, and the world is a generally beautiful place, despite its flaws.

i also want more pussy before i die, thats a good reason, right? sorta sick of pic related