ITT: Describe Vidya with 5 words and people guess

I must find Liam Neeson.

Fallout 3

The best but the worst.

Magic teenage girl has abortion.

my body wants me dead

Obviously.

It's in italy, not house

A million Red Hot Kicks

Four retards vs. evil tree.

final fantasy v

You did it

Welcome back good hunter

>You fight giant rock creatures
>You have a talking sword
>You are a purple dragon
>Two groups kicking a ball
>Roadie transfers to mythical place
>Your hand has a pet
>Control the lives of family

Are these all different games?

Yes. OP requested vidya descriptions in 5 words. I count 30 words, so that means 6 games.

You're a cunt for playing

It is Dragon Age: Origins

Lots of Chinese men die.

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEET

>You are a purple dragon
Spyro

>Two groups kicking a ball
Fifa or another footie game.

>Control the lives of family
Sims.

The rest are much harder.

The Jews create aliens.

civ 5

WE WUZ ALIEN KANGZ *fart*

You got those right. 3/6.

>You have a talking sword
Skyward Sword

>You fight giant rock creatures
Shadow of the Colossus?

>You fight giant rock creatures
SoTC

>Roadie transfers to mythical place

Brutal Legend

Like Dark Souls, but shit

>Pluck soldiers from the ground
>Travel galaxy to get home
>Push q to win game
>Oh my god, a bomb

don't level up old jedi-woman

Lords of the Fallen was total shit.

Dark messiah

Correct.
>Skyward Sword
Might have a talking sword, never played it, but that's not the game I was thinking about.

blackventure bros ?

son fight dad fight grandad

Bingo

Dark souls 2
bloodborne

explosions everywhere dismember to win

I'm annoyed that I paid for it, but fuck did I complete it three times just to make sure.

I want to say Dead Space 3, never played it though

I bought it, played for about 5 hours, couldn't hack any more.

>baby dies, mercenary kills Mother

First-person titanomachy in space!

spec ops?

ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY QTE MAN

Kill aliens and that shit

Halo, eh kills aliens

>teenage mercenary loves bratty slut

Well done

I liked the weight of the character and animations, but the physics never matched. Also all the designs of the monsters were fuck awful.

>amnesiac smartass kills an angel

God was alien with AIDS.

beyond 2 souls?

>crybaby athlete must kill father

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>military chick loves a shota

>Star Wars, but more fantasy

Tekken

>you die after first boss

Demon's Souls

Gothic horror co-starring ayyy lmaos.

Asura's Wrath.

Jump cancel shoot dash repeat.

I actually love the game.

Hero, your health is low

>moralfag versus politics, actually demons

I am the fucking mailman

>Take drugs to be happy

Final fantasy tactics

Nope it's not available on a current gen system

Shadow the Hedgehog

Big nigger, blonde twink slut

anu cheeki breeki iv damke

deadly premonition

Demon's Souls isn't available on a current gen system

Bingo

Anarchy Reigns/Max Anarchy?

Because niggers don't get bigger than that and that game probably had at least one blonde twink slut.

Dreaming blue man wants to remake the world in his image.

Well its not DeS regardless

>6 games

Might be

Ooops, missed the 5 word part.

NOT FIVE WORDS

four victims and one psycho

>Talking sword

Transistor.

Racing, nazi killing potato man

Punch the mentally ill in the face.

No

Guess again

can you count?

Correct

You're right. I didn't sleep much. 35 words, 7 games.

PLEASE RESPOND

Alternatively,
>cuck dead bestfriend, kill angel

>Roadie transfers to mythical place
Brutal Legend?

Fuck, I just realized that Fallout 3 is reversed Taken

British ball vs robot chick

government worker humiliates transgender people.

>Pluck soldiers from the ground
pikmin
>Push q to win game
Shadow of Mordor
>Oh my god, a bomb
Pic related

Try managing short drunken idiots

Sorry, didn't notice the five word limit.

>yes
>maybe?
not what I had in mind
>do you have a single fact to back that up?

Dwarf Fortress?

Nope. Its pic related.