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>the game

I'm sure a few people were worried they wouldn't get it with their edition.

>buy deluxe edition thinking it will have season pass since hey, it's deluxe edition right?
>lol no you need some unnecessary "gold edition"

Fucking ubisoft.

>buy
>ubisoft

>They still pull the same shit with thy pulled with the first game thinking lightning will strike twice
>No ability to get the everything in one pack
They got so many sales with the first game due to 2014 being a dead time and people being interested in a new IP, this game is gonna flop

>play
>watchdogs 2

Funny thing is, modern audiences will pay for it.

Even better point

Don't tempt them.

> There is no box with everything

lel

Not only that, you need to buy the three most expensive boxes to have everything.

OP image with prices included

and source: twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/740951857531621376

So Ubisoft hasn't learnt there lesson, shocking.

$$$

>Three
>Wanting a figure of a nigger

Come on now

I said nothing about "wanting".

Someone who's good at addition, what's the total price you have to pay for all of the goodies?

>someone in the world right now is justifying buying more than one version of this game

>dlc for wd2 will cost 40$

Nice ubisoft!

I wish there was an edition that came without the game.

>There will be hundreds of thousands of people that preorder this

380

$380 burger bucks. no tax included

What even is the AAA industry anymore. I just want the fucking game.
Well I mean I don't because it looks like shit, but you know

Is anyone even retarded enough to preorder this game?
Are they counting on people that haven't played the first one?

But you can buy the game on its own, it's the first option. You will never be able to stop retards buying the gold deluxe special season pass editions, you're only hope is waiting for the gaming fad to die out.

>$110 San Fran edition doesn't include the $20 season pass

Fucking Christ

>you have to buy 3 different versions to get everything
YOU PEOPLE SAID IT WOULDN'T GET ANY WORSE. IT'S GOTTEN WORSE. A LOT WORSE. LITERALLY WHO WOULD GIVE THESE PEOPLE MONEY AFTER SEEING THIS??

Everyone was hyping the first game up to be amazing but when it actually came out and people bought it the majority of people realised it was shit. This time people know the game is probably going to be shit so not as many people will buy it.

It's going to sell so much worse than the first game.

anyone have the watch dogs 1 bonus comparison? i could have sworn it was on wikipedia, but i can't find it now.

>$100 Wolfenstein Panzerhound Edition Comes With A Sweet Dog, No Game.

kotaku.com/the-100-wolfenstein-panzerhound-edition-does-not-inclu-1552003851

Wow! That's amazing but I don't think I can afford that after buying my PS4K and Xbox 2. Which version gives me a good game?

>toys, robots, stickers, maps, playing cards etcetc
are they trying to sell this to a fucking 10 year old boy or what the fuck
im not buying this shit or even torrenting

I'm sort of glad they don't produce this shit for PC versions. I can't imagine how much money back when I used to buy AAA games.

*I can't imagine how much money [I would have wasted on such shit] back when I used to buy AAA games.

I hope gaming websites make this shit the new weekly talk. the prices aren't the offenders, it's the idea of splitting it so that fans are forced to buy 3 different versions if they want everything.

This is the video game politics we need to be discussing.

Here are the prices for all the editions:

>Standard Edition – $59.99
>Deluxe Edition – $69.99
>Gold Edition – $99.99
>San Francisco Edition – $114.99
>Wrench Jr Robot Collector’s Pack – $165.99
>The Return of Dedsec Collector’s Case – $165.99

I can't believe that the San Francisco edition doesn't come with the season pass

>tfw there are "people" that will buy the The Return of Dedsec Collector’s Case – $165.99 to fight the evil patriarchal fucking white men

>have to pay extra to get the map

fucking bullshit, if rockstar can have it free with the standard game then why can't ubisoft?

>gaming websites
>giving a shit about Corporate Trend
Did you know that they survive because they enforce the status quo? It's true.

it all started with consumers slowly accepting paid DLC (aka content cut only to later be sold). They thought "well ok, but how much worse can it even get"

and THIS is the future they chose

>Map of San Francisco

WOAH

I can't believe the deluxe version doesn't. $10 extra for shit that probably cost them $1, and they don't even throw in the added content?

> Wow this has to be a photoshop
> Google it
> it's real
> multiple sites complaining that there are only six (6) different editions of the game

Where did things go so wrong?

I was surprised people bought the DS3 estus flask edition but at least it's case was nice and non-descript enough that you could place it on your desk in the office and no one would think it's out of place. The fucking Dedsec case is a giant nerd/fag alert if you display it outside of your basement

would like to see the picture of the suckers who buy any of those shitty bundle

>check twitter
>it's a female
>weeb living in japan
>tweets and photos are shit related to what she bought/or will buy
this is their target audience. they no longer care about us. I wouldn't be surprised if the game is 6.5 hours long, with a sloppy, uncharted-esque multiplayer.

>ONLY HAS SIX DIFFERENT EDITIONS.
Are you fucking retards, this industry it's cancer now .

What does the RELOADED version include?

Pretty sure that headline's supposed to be sarcastic. It has to be, right?

See ? I told you. These soulless outlets have to praise this garbage because otherwise all their readerbase-- dipshit normies who buy the same RE4 clone every year or the same CoD clone every year (also too dumb to use an ad block program)-- would riot and shit their pants that maybe for once in their miserable plebeian lives they shouldn't fund the gears that grind them to fucking ash, maybe they should consider alternatives to maximal consumerism and that maybe this would require the slightest pinch of willpower to ignore that tiny little itch that they must sweep up any ripoff that reminds them of when they played San Andreas in High School and were, at a time, happy with their hobby, that they paid some money and got a complete fucking game that they could play any time they want (that is to say, more than a week attention span players-- oh, i'm sorry, "gamers" run off of). Buy it. Buy it. Fuck you.

The game and a dedsec bitcoin miner

>that small as fuck map
They are not even trying.

Reminder to shitpost any thread about this that isn't shitting on it

The first game was pure garbage.
I pirated it and I somehow felt buyers remorse.

>all these assblasted goobergators

You don't have to buy it fags.

That's obviously a joke you retard.

Maps don't come with the physical edition of open world games anymore?
Last game like that I bought was GTAV and boy I would've been pissed if there wasn't a map in there.
Fucking 10 dollars for a fucking map, that's the real fucking offender here.

same. I played about 3 hours and just stopped. soulless, boring characters. less to do than gta5. driving somehow worse than gta5. hacking was fun the first hour, but then you realize you've seen it all.

So all the sims 3 dlc combined

I'm an accountant, not a professional writer but if your written article relies on readers knowing your tone which isn't well reflected in written words compared to speech then you should probably reevaluate your decision maybe?

>I wouldn't be surprised if the game is 6.5 hours long, with a sloppy, uncharted-esque multiplayer.
it´s like diablo 3 all over again

GAMING CRASH FUCKING WHEN ALREADY?

Never. Vidya is now an over $90 billion dollar a year industry. It's too fucking big now. Even if half the industry goes bankrupt and out of business that still leaves thousands of devs left to shit out their trash.

>$90 billion dollar a year industry
bullshit. really?

Yes, globally among all devices (PC, console, handhelds, tablets/phones).

I think the US alone was about $20-$21 billion a year.

venturebeat.com/2015/04/22/video-games-will-make-91-5b-this-year/

Yeah. Here's proof

>Most expensive edition doesnt come with everything
>You will have to buy the thing at least three times to get everything in that image

This is more disgusting than shit the EA does

I just removed R6 Siege and whatever Call of Juarez game from my wishlist. I don't want to accidentally slip up and give Ubisoft money or anything.

None. Remember the viraling when the first game came out? I'd be weary of "user" during the release date.

An unfortunately high number.

>$40 is now the standard season pass price

I got to hand it to them, they jacked the standard price of that shit from $20 to $40 really fucking fast, all things considered.

They're counting on people who played the first one as twelve-year-olds.

It'll definitely not sell as much but you can bet your ass it's gonna be a financial success again.

After Watch Dogs people should've learned their lesson but they still bought The Division which is the most successful new IP of all time.

Yeah!

>gotta be a gaytor to be upset with the current state of the AAA premium games market

don't

>Kat.CR

>implying it won't have Denuvo

>This is the reason we can't have nice games anymore

>Go to games conference

>People only want to talk about monetization models, revenue streams, and user retention

>Talking about art/music/fun/mechanics/tech is seen as a waste of time and something you really should have a team somewhere else doing.

Holy shit what a rip off and sadly most people will pre order those special editions on impulse. I'd wager In a few weeks those extras they bought would just be forgotten and found laying around the house collecting dust.

>worrying about Denuvo

This

The bullshit ends after the first three lines. I really don't care if there are extra editions for physical shit.

Not excusing them because I know that even the season pass is bullshit with them and it will be a completely shit game that can't even have skidmarks that work like GTA3 did.

if none of that is enticing to you you've probably grown up! and totally lost your sense of whimsy and any connection you had to child-like joy granted, I do enjoy all those things at 24, but won't be buying them either because
>UBIsoft Watch dogs

SHUT UP

It's BIGGER than GTA San Andrea's rendition of San Fransisco!!! Bigger AND better! Can you hack cars in GTA? No you can't!

You the sad part about this is? If the sales do good, they will make millions off mindless idiots who buy useless trash.

If it fails they can just do what EA did and say something like ''IT WAS THANKS TO THE RACIST GAMER COMMUNITY THAT THIS DID BAD FUCK OFF BIGOTRY''

Or they will say ''THE 1% WAS BEHIND THIS THE MAN IS HOLDING US DOWN BUY OUR DELUXE FUCK THE MAN EDITION ONLY 399$''

Nigga in GTA you can steal cars! And a jetpack.
>Sand Fagdisco
What a shitty city tbqh

>Not DaMarcus

I'm keepin me money.

that proof is bogus
this is proof

>the season pass is $40

thats the most fucked up part of this.

>Where did things go so wrong?
when journalists turned into bitches scared of being blackballed and banned from release parties and confrences for calling out bullshit. and the venues for allowing bans and journalists who let themselves get bullied out of the industry by impotent door security