We have taken to your computer gaming board to tell you that we have made a computer gaming device that is better than your filthy Japanese and American computers. Thanks to our great general Kim Jung Un, we bring you the Super Boy.
We will not post images of the computer yet, but when released you will be dying to give up your terrible computers and move to North Korea to play great games like Squirrel and Hedgehog, Pyongang Racing, Guitar Lesson and more 200 games. Our computer is superior than other devices.
You can buy it in the November month soon. It is prototype now.
>Pyongang racing >Every race is making sure you don't beat the glorious supreme leader or else your game will uninstall itself and authorities will be notified
Kek
Cameron Lewis
I can't wait for ball and cup simulator
Matthew Jenkins
I'm so fucking hyped
Ryan Reed
Better than ps4k
Dylan Gray
If I hadn't known about the North Korean animated series Squirrel and Hedgehog, I would have lost my spaghetti and told them to stop bootlegging Sonic 2.
Though desu it probably is a reskin of Sonic 2 anyway
Adam Wood
If this is true, then North Korea just won E3 before it even began. Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, and everyone else may as well just not show up, because there's nothing that can even come close to topping the Super Boy. GG, North Korea. GG.
Logan Lee
>unbeatable AI that will always win by a huge margin unless you break the game or cheat >winning the race means 2nd place
Eli Kelly
>today north korea unveiled a new game console, and the market competition threw in the towel, Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo have all filed for bankruptcy in fear of the glorious leader.
This is very important, do you get prosecuted if you press buttons that Kim Jung Un doesn't want you to press? If not your console is shit.
Brody Carter
>tfw 0/3 Korean Ladies
William Adams
Press f to pray to supreme leader
Camden Clark
That car horn tho
Jackson Jackson
>don't stare at me, I'm on duty
Jaxon Wilson
>Squirrel and Hedgehog game
Well sign me up! Will it be a birdseye view strategy game, you against the evil western forces? Or even a first person shooter?
Brayden Walker
There are no birds in the western world. They eat them all. Disgusting american pig.
>tfw north koreans literally believe this
Sebastian Brooks
To be honest I think it will more likely be a reskin rom hack of Sonic 2 or something, and then claim it as their own game.
Matthew Miller
Just played this now, and for something from North Korea I guess it isn't that awful
Joshua Johnson
>anyone caught trying to purchase the device is sentenced to hard labor along with their family.
Andrew Edwards
What is the point in releasing a console in a country where electricity is only on for like 1 or 2 hours a day?
Angel Bailey
No no no. We have an adequate power supply. The Korean people are happy and live long happy lives. Do not speak ill of glorious north korea again. Thankings to you.
Kevin Brooks
Then how come my tour guide told me to put my camera away when the electricity went out for the 15th time during the week?
Jason Ortiz
Please do not film our country.
Jaxon Bailey
I thought shitposting was supposed to be high quality...
Jonathan Moore
Here? heh
Isaac Sanchez
Can't wait to play some emulators on this, only to be captured and sentenced to labor for not playing Kim approved games.
