Remember that time you picked up a prostitute in Vice City and then when you finally found a place to park...

Remember that time you picked up a prostitute in Vice City and then when you finally found a place to park, my mom walked in?
Good times.

Fuck underage faggot

I remember, I was all like
>"user's mom! It's not what it looks like! It's part of a weird mission! Please don't be ashamed of me.."

Good times.

I was 12 when I played Vice City.
I'm 24 now.

yeah I remember your mom came in and said "stop fucking virtual whores and fuck me instead"

Haha DAMN.
OP think he slick HE DABBIN

>he thinks Vice City is still new

ok grandpa

VC came out in 7th grade, weirdo.

>gta_vc-max-settings-PC.jpg

Is this a joke?

During my high school days our PC was in the living room.

Didn't care.

>It's part of a weird mission
did I miss that one? I thought whores were optional

>playing San Andreas in hs with best friend
>co op mode
>both decide to find tow trucks
>decide to find prostitutes
>we eventually both get one, then tow one another with the prostitutes still inside
>drive into the ocean
>watch them flop aboot and drown
>repeat

Your friend sounds cute. How would you rate him out of 10?

the game is 14 years old you fucking faggot

>Vice City is almost 15 years old

Holy fuck I feel old.

i sucked his cock only once idk !! :S

>what is an excuse

oh. i'm not white, so I don't lie to my parents or call my dad sir or wear shoes in the house.

>14 years

Your mom has never been in my house, what are you talking about?

Yes, I remember when your mum walked in.
We reenacted what was happening on screen, she was a pro.