Illogical things in gaming

Where does the ammo go?
Where the hell is the trigger?
How the hell do you line up accurate shots with this thing?

Why does it look like a whale with it's mouth open?

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I just always figured that it had a remote trigger on the xbox controller

space technology.

Filename?

Ther's no ammo.
It's a battery only gun and you can't recharge it. You should know this.

No idea about the trigger

And well the shots go out perpendicular to the anode and cathode, you could have an electromagentic field that sets the direction for the plasma shots.

And ot looks like a bird bowing down looking into it's reflection

> Take a simple plasma rifle
> Paint it red
> WAAAAAAAAGH!!!
> It suddently deals twice the damage it usually did.

It just fired and overheated faster.

This is false. It fires faster. Not that it causes more damage. Because it fires faster it also kills faster. It overheats faster to.

>It's a battery only gun and you can't recharge it. You should know this.

Where does the battery go? The gun literally looks like a toy.

Its a science fiction video game.

Mirrored pidgeons.

> Put it on a construction cone
> Floats in mid-air and gains the power to destroy planets

Dont worry, user, i got your joke.

>plasma rifle acts more like an SMG
>covenant carbine acts more like a battle rifle

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who is to say we are not the alien? let me tell you if space exists will we be the extraterrestrial terrorists like we see in our movies?

i think its like the guns in section 9 or whatever

>if space exists

Each one is supposed to produce more energy than a nuclear power plant or something.

It's a debatable subject.

The Halo 5 version looks so fucking sexy.

about as debatable as the earth being flat

Why did the Covenant make disposable guns? Why would you make shit like the Plasma Rifle/Pistol, Beam Rifle, and so on that have to be thrown away after use, but then also make guns like the Covenant Carbine, Needler, and so on that can be reloaded?

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I don't think they're disposable, but you probably need some special device to recharge it.

holy shit

That's some Warhammer 40k orc logic right there user.

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There's probably stuff like recharging platforms, but it's just not developed upon in-game for balance purposes.

Although, it'd make a helluva thing for map control

>Only one plasma battery recharge point on map
>All the plasma-based weaponry spawn far from it
>Game gains another key control point, like the rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or general fun weaponry spawn

no

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I honestly wish we could go back to classic Halo gameplay. I guess Eldewrito exists, but I'm honestly sick of stupid perks, loadouts, and zombie modes.

>perks
>loadouts

don't play warzone

Why? Because it is from Halo 5 right?

The old one is simply better

Good meme.

>The less detailed and worse on every aspect is better because of muh nostalgia
Got it.

They're not disposable, but they can't be reloaded in the field, they require charging stations like the crates you find them stuck into like a USB port.

halo 5's mp is unironically fun

>new one has an awful looking handgrip
>looks shorter even though it's a brute weapon
>removed the filament line
>dude hexagons lmao

>pointless hex pattern
>hologram effect on heat indicator looks weird

Have you ever been to space before?

It's because I'm sick of every goddamn sci-fi game coating everything in hexagons to show that it's the future

Hexagons are the chrome of 2000s-2010s sci-fi

>less detailed

This means literally nothing you frothing retard.

Yes.

Prove it.

>he hasn't been to space

looks like a bird in a hoodie yelling at its reflection

Reach had post-TU MLG
4 had Throwdown
5 has Arena
MCC exists

I'm Neil Armstrong

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>new one has an awful looking handgrip
Ergonomic grip is worse than a straight rectangular grip?
>looks shorter even though it's a brute weapon
It's actually an Elite weapon repainted red.
>removed the filament line
I'll give you that
>hologram effect on heat indicator looks weird
Classic Covenant aesthetics, can't see the issue with that.
>dude hexagons lmao
>pointless hex pattern
Check your eyes, the old one has a hex pattern as well but less detailed because of console limitations back then.

>complaining about grips on a weapon made for alien hands

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The 100% or whatever you want to call it doesn't even last long. Especially in later games when plasma pistol takes up a lot of the battery when you hold down the trigger. Are the covenant stupid?

>great schism caused because the elites realized how retarded the journey was
>had literal knuckle dragging mouthbreathers as a replacement
>found earth due to a complete accident
>main form of weaponry has to be recharged or thrown away
yes

>hexagons
kek

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>Reach
lol

Shut your whore mouth you little shit.

Looks closer you retard, the Halo 2 rifle had a hexagon pattern as well.

>Halo
haha

Reach had some cool-looking weapons, but sadly Bungie had to go on a nerfing spree after every game.

too bad the game is shit

Too bad you didn't play it.

>And ot looks like a bird bowing down looking into it's reflection

i did and also played halo 4 both shit

yes that is the reference he was making

I wish they would go back to. At most I could compromise bloom and sprint staying in.

However even if they went back to the better gameplay 343 has such shit design for everything. The new armor's look so damn awful. Some guns are ruined like BR. They even fucked up the great aesthetics of forerunner structures and on and on. They fucked the series up forever.

4 is shit but you have awful taste if you think 5's MP is bad.

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343 gaylo is shit

Its fantasy so no ammo
its fantasy so no trigger
its fantasy so no accuracy needed

They did go back to some degree. Everyone spawns with the same guns, weapons respawn on predictable timers, and precision weapons have no bloom or spread.

Technically if you've ever flown on a plane you've been in space

were all in space.

Yes but that's not the issue I was talking about. Halo 1-3 is my favorite FPS trilogy ever. They tell a great story and have top notch art design. 343 does not have this nor will they ever have it. That alone will turn me off from their games no matter how much they go back to classic gameplay.

trigger is forerunner tech or something and it just reads your mind to shoot

How do you go from this.

literally anywhere on the body of the gun could be where you put the battery
it's a fictional object

To this

To this.

>tfw halo is dead forever and will never bring decent game osts again
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The covenant are pants-on-head retards who by luck dug up the galaxy's most advanced technology

CAN'T UNSEE

Man I was listening to 3's soundtrack yesterday morning. Halo had some of the best ost of all time.

This one is superior.

lolno

Does anyone have the actual picture?

The real question is HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS THING WORK
WHY DOES SHAKING IT RELOAD IT

The swift burst of kinetic energy creates a chemical reaction with the crystals and leads to hastened metastization

Did the brutes run out of space steel and start making them out of space hexagonal aluminium instead?

they got hit with 343 design

It's literally always had hexagons.

Why doesn't it reload when you smack someone in the face, then?

So why doesn't it reload when I 360 with it?

>bird looking at its reflection
HOLY SHIT

Can we just admire how good 343 did on the Covenant designs?

they aren't as defined, leading to the weapon not looking disgusting

whayt the fcuk is that