NOW YOU CAN MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREERY!
NOW YOU CAN MOVE YOUR FAT BODY FREERY!
Luke Richardson
Landon Miller
I wish E3 were good again
hi
Jordan Hernandez
stop watching ubisoft
Carson Cook
Thanks naoki
Logan Gomez
I love e3 for this shit
Connor Robinson
E3 is fucking dead. Sure last year was full of game legends like FF7, Shemnue, FFXV and The Last Guardian, but the shows are so fucking generic and now Nintendo won't even do a Direct let alone a stage show.
David Cooper
Even though Konami became terrible afterwards, I'm still proud of them for making the best E3 conference ever.
Benjamin Jenkins
ONE MIRRION TROOPS
Levi Cruz
OWAOW
Elijah Russell
>xtreme
Brayden Gray
>he watches E3 for video games
Josiah Nguyen
>reading comprehension
Isaac Phillips
yes, you used video games as an example, most cringe worthy shit comes from EA and Ubi, I don't even remember what nintendo did last year
Joseph Gray
>nothing will ever top the Konami 2010 E3 conference
Hunter Ross
I will forever remember that presentation.
Lost my shit so hard when the Luchadores came onto the stage just to slap each other around a little bit.
Samuel Perez
WIT NOW CONTRWHOALAZ
Gabriel Price
TOM CULANCY
DOODELY DOODELY DOO
Juan Howard
Who was in the wrong here?
Gavin Cooper
>not posting a link
Eli Hill
Save it for the ring!
Brody Brooks
NO CONTLOLLEL JUSTU A YOU BODY
Samuel Flores
If you just press like you know for example the x x x and the y y y and the x x and the y y again...
You'll be sucked.
Jaxson Carter
total biscuit gets his prostate checked.jpg
Aaron Myers
[s]it still hurts[/s]
Alexander Murphy
>[s]
Justin Walker
...
Jason Bennett
Hardcore Gradius gameplay
Levi Flores
Good lord, thank you for not posting the animated version.
I'm terribly weak for second hand embarrassment.
Kevin Ward
I wanted to be lazy and I paid the price.
Noah White
Its RIIIIIIDGE RAAAACER
Xavier Lopez
they wouldn't take the camera off his shaky fucking hands either, it was just mean
Josiah Richardson
WAN MIRRION TROOPS
WOOOOOOOOW
Logan Hall
Poor shaking man. I just wanted it to end too, buddy
Zachary Lopez
You can just use ctrl+s you know
Owen Wright
Ctrl-S
Cooper Taylor
Taks opening few moments get me every single time.
>Nobody claps
>points to game
>crickets
>points to game again
>a few slow awkward claps from the back
>waves them silent
Owen Watson
I tried doing that but it didn't work.
It works now though for some reason
William Gonzalez
SAVE THE UNIVERSE WITH NINE LOVELY CHARACTERS
Jacob Collins
...
Easton Murphy
Did this game ever come out? I will feel bad if it was cancelled.
Easton Taylor
they talked about fox puppets and kanji and yoshi dolls and skylanders and how mario was 30 years old now
Dylan Butler
This guy just had no idea what he was presenting didn't he?
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Zachary Wilson
just waiting for this guy to appear. he knows how pathetic the gaming community is and doesn't even try to hide it.
Jacob Scott
>there will NEVER be as good a conference as that Konami one
>the fun we had here afterwards
>now it is shitposters asking "where the memes?"
Leo Scott
>La Parka
>Silver King
Jayden Lee
Everyone seems to forget about that one rap guy rambling about nothing for 5 minutes.
Ian Turner
>sort of interested in his game cause the visuals are nice
>only on origin for pc
Jack Robinson
What game were they presenting anyway?
Christian Rivera
99 nights I think. A game far less memorable than the presentation, despite having over WAN MIRRON TROOPS
Evan Perez
>E3 2012 begins with Microsoft
>the very first thing we see
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Gavin Russell
what ended up being a pretty bad wrestling game
Samuel Robinson
The way they dragged him off was done in such an awkward way it felt like it wasn't scripted and they were actually pissed he talked to them like that.
Cameron Powell
He knew EXACTLY what he was presenting, hence why he tries to oversell it so fucking much. Honestly, he couldn't really have done a much better job, I saw a playthrough of the game the other day, it's awful.
Jace Nguyen
Or maybe wrestlers are just that good at convincingly dragging a guy off to beat him senseless?
It's not as if they're not actors too.
Asher Myers
He looks like an evil billionaire. Dude looks like he should be developing his own battlesuit and trying to fight Batman or something.
Samuel Collins
the shocked silence of the audience was what made it, it was like we were witnessing a murder
David Hall
instead he's just turning an industry of dreams into a machine of profit
and isn't that really so much more evil?
Austin Murphy
Hello?
Jonathan Clark
CAR OWD
Justin Turner
What did he mean by this
Jason Cruz
Comedy movie featuring aggrieved neckbeard, indian programmer and token gamer gurl who become pretend superheroes to save the gaming industry from evil millionaire when?
Levi Cooper
I wish we could have seen his face as he had to watch the trailer
Cooper Gonzalez
"It is farther on," said I; "but observe the white web-work which gleams from these cavern walls."
He turned towards me, and looked into my eves with two filmy orbs that distilled the rheum of intoxication.
"Nitre?" he asked, at length.
"Nitre," I replied. "How long have you had that cough?"
Josiah Lee
>FUCKS, DO A BARRERR RORRU
>YEAH FOX, DO A BARREL ROLL
Jaxson Carter
he's sorry
Gavin Phillips
Christian Adams
>nothing but Tecnicos
Were there no Rudos available?
James Sanders
Joel was amazing. Too bad we'll never see him do one of these things again, but maybe now that he's out of a job there's still a chance
Connor Torres
>Hideo cant speak english
Come on man, with so many american fans why not
Elijah Torres
Did community finally end? Man, the first 2 and a half season were GAOT but the rest is SHIT
James Collins
he wants to be american but he's too chump
Aiden Bennett
>name ONE game you'd like to play
>well uh...there are a lot of good ones...
this was glorious.
Kevin Hughes
Joel seems exactly like his character. Like he just doesn't give a shit and it comes across. It's pretty funny.
Nathaniel Gomez
keep these threads coming
Cameron Campbell
its on sale atm, its pretty good imo
Evan Robinson
BORN VOICECRACK
Zachary Ross
It came out a while back. From what I can tell it was alright.
Samuel Morales
>Came into the stream as this started
>Thought I missed the E3 Conference Entirely
>See The Konami Logo
Connor Edwards
Huh, i didn't knew Konami made the AAA game. I always see it in all vidya stores i go.
Hunter Bennett
It did and a sequel was confirmed
Cameron Diaz
TONIGHT
IT FINAL TIME
TO SHARE THE TRUTH
John Cooper
>Oreo game
Lucas Sanders
Nobody played it because of Denuvo, sadly.
Oliver Taylor
How the hell can a conference be this incompetent?
Lucas Gomez
>no SE conference
>no Taro being silly at all
shit
Blake Bell
Nintendo 2008
Konami 2010
Any other trainwreck conferences?
Angel Walker
Sony 2006.
Chase Rodriguez
You will be sucked.
Hudson Ramirez
Ever wonder what the bottom of an avatar's foot looks like?
Camden Anderson
WEBBAM
Matthew Smith
There it is.
Jonathan Hernandez
Everyone knew it at the time too.
Sebastian Green
Easily the most underrated part of the Konami 2010 E3 conference
Jaxon Young
OR
Adrian Carter
CEO
Brody Lee
fucking gold
Robert Martin
I watch E3 every year hoping something will make me laugh that hard again
these days it's mostly cringe
Nolan Kelly
Leo Hernandez
I still remember Sup Forums collectively losing its shit during this conference. It was truly a glorious moment to be a part of.
Carson Fisher
Activision 2007 or look at how relevant Jamie Kennedy is:
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