What's in the box?

What's in the box?

weeb shit

Nothing.

Another box, now smash it with a hammer.

Dragon dildos

It's not so no worries

and don't worry, its gonna be a quick unboxing

A SEVERED HUMAN PENIS

better not be any vita weeb shit or nintendoller play things.

Where have all the dragon dildos threads gone

>tfw it's never dragon dildos anymore

zzzz

It's out of the box

time for an unveiling

>mfw if it's another reproduction Mario RPG cart.

And where are all the gods!

Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds!?

I NEED A HERO!

A HEAVY DUTY (30% stronger) horse dildo?

Hello there

new gpu, who would have thought

Something completely underwhelming

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>its gonna be a quick unboxing
you lied

Sony makes Dragon dildos?

>SONY

psh, I already don't care.

topkek

what a cuck

It's for their new VR stuff. Need to feel the dragon enter you after all.

i just posted 3 images in less than 5 minutes

faster than previous threads

>sony

Well, guess I don't care any more.

My skin is getting darker and darker

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kuso thread

just kys mein familia.

god damn people are fucking stupid.

Having fun sure is a luxury around here

Congrats, now go buy the new SRW whenever it comes out so they keep translating them, lah.

what kind of an idiot buys consoles online?

you have no idea how badly it's been manhandled

Literally first post. It was weeb shit after all.

Kys op

BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

Bought 3 consoles in the past online, all still working and perfect condition, choose your sellers carefully lad

"""""""""""""""""Having fun"""""""""""""""""""""""

>$400 cinematic walking simulator in glorious 23fps.

This shouldn't disappoint you lads, its a classic

Time splitters or clock tower???

Why yes it is Timesplitters

I've never understood the love for this game. Guess I could never like console shooters.

Bra, I can emulate that shit on my stupid sisters chrome book.

I've got some Sony magic beans if you wanna buy that too? Only 500 dollary-doos.

>buy PS4
>has to buy PS2 titles because no games

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Thanks for waiting

You may not like it but hey, doesn't hurt to have fun

Take care folks

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Yeh, fuck off dick head.

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rekt

>all about 1 minute after each other

Stop bumping your thread OP. no one cares once the boxes are all opened.

>no one cares once the boxes are all opened.

If what are in the boxes are actually interesting and worth discussion, then bump all you want.

This isn't one of those instances.