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>biggest hack of the history
This seems pretty true to life considering that this was likely written by a Russian teenager

How can we further run this game into the ground?
I know, let's make the MC a nigger!

Who asked for this?

EXECUTE

>San Francisco
Has anything good ever come out of that hellhole Driver San Francisco being an exception if it counts

I thought the biggest hack in history is already done by Todd Howard.

DAMN I'M GONNA EXECUTE THIS HACK SO HARD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE POLICE STOP ALL THE HACKINGS NOW

WE

>of the history

WUZ

Yeah the race of the protagonist will surely negatively affect the gameplay!

I don't give a shit about him being black, I think they should just relate the events of the second game to the first one, which probably isnt going to happen. Plus they turned DedSec into a Edgy Teen group that meets in Mom's Basement instead of the Vengeful Terrorist types they were in the first game.

WE'RE HACKING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

HACKERS
ON
STEROIDS

It's like we're back in 2006 and FOX is making BREAKING NEWS

KINGS

HACKAZ

Who is this Four Chan?

I'M COUNTER HACKING YOUR HACK WITH MY HACKS

>nigger
>dresses like a shitty rapper
>"""""""""""""hacker"""""""""""""

>race and clothing appearance determine if you are a hacker

Technically a hacker can dress how the hell he wants to.

Jokes for Watchdogers

Did you heard about the atm?

It was hack!

Did you hear about the street light

It was hack!

Did you hear about the drone triying to stop the bigest hack?

It went boom!

WE DID IT REDDIT!

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>:^)

fuck off you ledditor

pfft, konami already executed the biggest hack in history's career

FUCKING NEWFAGS

THIS IS HOW REAL HACKERS HACK

PIC RELATED ITS ME HACKING YOUR IP ADRESS LOL GOT THIS GUYS CREDIT CARD INFO 'N SHIT

NOT IF YOU CAN'T DOUBLE HACK

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>marcus

jesus christ why, i don't want to be identified with this piece of shit

>PRESS E TO HACK THE PENTAGON

I remember when i saw a couple of episodes of this Vietnamese cartoon years ago. I really wanted to put my dick in her.

I CAN'T, BUT I HAVE A COOL ANONYMOUS MASK THAT GIVES +1 HACKER SKILLZ

>MARCUS WE NEED TO GET ON TOP OF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE FOR MAXIMUM HACK-REACH
>HACK THIS MILITARY HELICOPTER AND HACK US UP THERE
>THEN WE DEPLOY THE HACK ANTENNAS AND HACK THE ENTIRE CITY IN ONE CLICK

HACKING IN PROGRESS
youtube.com/watch?v=rj3ub9f0fAk

Clearly you don't know who Peter Molyneux is

>TOO LATE THE CYBERPOLICE IS ON TO US

it counts

not the actual gameplay but the story definitely. They have already said its going to focus on da evil white man (police targeting blacks, racial interactions, etc) Its literally #blacklivesmatter and Occupy Wall Street the game.

>watch dogs 1 video card promotion
>get weirded out because i'm playing a literal weirdo creeper
>becomes further obvious that i'm supposed to view Angry Chicago Man as an uncritical, faultless vigilante hero who is doing the right thing instead of weirdo selfdestructive creeper
so what the fuck

>QUICK WE NEED THAT DATA
>HACK THE DRONES AND THEN CARRY THE SERVERS TO OUR SECRET BASE

I can't wait to hack the pedos and find evidence to put them in jail, of course, i would have to check the evidence first.

FUCKING PEDO SCUM, I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU WITH MY HACKING POWERS

>realism is bad

I just don't like that they gave him such a generic nigger name

>nigger
>"execute the biggest hack of the history"

>race matters more than gameplay
>>>/tumblr/

>the biggest hack of the history

Is this even correct english?

>Hacked

>execute the biggest hack in history
We are finally going to kill George Lucas?

Not at all.

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summer came early it seems

If I ever designed a comic character who could make electronic devices do whatever he wanted when near, I'd make him dress like this and act like a Swordfish character.

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nice try

ebin hack

Here is where Ubisoft does their research for Watchdogs

>is black
>looks into thread
>sadface

My dudes. What's with the sour grapes?

>moot
Literally who?

NIGGER NIGGER MONKEY APE NIGGER DINDU etc

t. Sup Forums tards

Aiden was really shit in the first one and it just seems like they are doing a complete 180 by creating a hyper-eccentric character. This really feels like a bunch of 30-year old's trying to understand "le internet maymes".

In the end this will just be a ton of empty promises done by Ubisoft. They never actually make trailers, but concept videos. Nothing they ever show in a trailer is the same in the real version.

Dont you have to sleep Timmy?

>deadsec

>biggest hack in history

HACK

THE

PLANET

leaked gameplay footage

The first was shit anyway.

Big fella, why you gotta be like that.

NO YOU IDIOT THIS IS HOW REAL HACKERS HACK

This game looks like an abortion from 2008. I bet it was done by committee. The characters all look awful, the kind of designs that will appeal only to those cringey people in Facebook caps that talk about being anonymous or something.

Does anyone seriously think these cringey scene-esque hipsters look good? It's insulting to think anyone would like this "hack the planet" shit, especially after the first WD had a unique neo-noir style to it.

And "oh my lulz it's dedsec!"
Jesus fucking Christ

all the dipshits who bought the first one

It's not about him being black
It's about him dressing like your regular ghetto thug that would never be a hacker irl
It's like pretending a rich girl in a dress is a hardcore soldier, it just isn't believable

No one cares if you're black my dude, just people spewing buzzwords and memes relax

We'rw AANONHYMOUS

top quality post

I've backtraced everyone in this thread.
Your time is up.

o shit u know wherr i am :(((
literally shiting self!!!

Good luck, I'm behind 3 firewalls.

If they had a single fucking black writer then maybe this character wouldn't be absolute dogshit.
Fuck me they didn't even have him say anything.
Even boring watchdogs 1 protagonist said shit
With this one they apparently think him just being black is interesting enough.

Good luck, I have malwarebytes (anti malware) [tm]

I thought anita sarkessian was the biggest hack

HOLYLULZ! IT'S DEDSEC!!

Please sir take everything, bu don't touch my boypussy, please.
>spreads boypussy
See it's clean and semi-virgin, please, do not destroy it!

>implying I won't hack you first

You need to go back.

Can anyone recommend shitty hacker movies? Hackers and Blackhat are hilarious.

*VPN behind you*

Nothing personnel kid

I thought the master of ceremonies was always a nigger well except for DJ shadow

>hack the timeline
>hack the dinosaurs back to live
>become rad T-Rex hacker
Could be fun famalam

>Plus they turned DedSec into a Edgy Teen group that meets in Mom's Basement instead of the Vengeful Terrorist types they were in the first game.

The story of Anonymous

Someone post the poster where they are standing on a bridge
I'm too lazy to google it

>execute the biggest hack of the history
They're going to kill Kojima?

No one cares enough about this shit game to even Google search an image of it to laugh at

Think about that for a second

>racism doesn't exist in the real world

After you, mate.

to prove that I'm innocent
i will commit many crimes as i can and i will fight against armed guys with a fucking yoyo.
also im a poor ghetto guy who wears 3k of clothes
oh and i forget to say it.

I'm the best fucking hacker of san fransisco.

Devs somehow think this shit is realistic.

I already miss Aiden

Jokes on you, i browse in anonymous mode :^)

Will he hack the Gibson tho?