Game "Development"

Hello lads, I'm a developer "working" on a very illustrious new game that is receiving a generous Patreon and kickstarter sum of money to work on it, but oh no! I've run out of excuses why my game has been repeatedly delayed, and come to you for suggestions how to further milk my dimwitted fans.

Here are what I've used so far:
>lost the files in a house fire
>robbed of my files (secure harddrive I always carry with me) waiting in line at the atm
>new house was flooded by another tenant, ruining all my files and backups
>hacked by anonymous
>cat died
>dog died
>family killed in boating accident
>wife left me
>gf left me
>assaulted by negro gentlemen walking from the game developer store
>falsely accused of rape and arrested but later released
>hungry
>cold
>wet

At this point my backers are really looking for actual content, so I've put out some stills and brief gifs I've whipped together in a few hours, but hey this money won't spend itself!

Post useful hoodwinks ITT for the rest of the game development community lads.

Other urls found in this thread:

a.uguu.se/sbxCrj6fRjyG_bgm_title.mp3
youtube.com/watch?v=mRR-qRGhaRU
youtube.com/watch?v=q3JuZvrNMKk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Is this a zomboid thread?

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no cares brianna, your game is shit.

You really shouldn't make games man, you don't care enough.

>wet
That made me chuckle.

gee whiz guys, sorrreeeeeeey

alpha soon, promise n_n

if everything fails, tell that sun told you not to release it.

hrt related delays

>game developer store
Here's where I understood that this is not a honest thread

God, that pic gets me every time. Adorable

>penis grows back (again)
>game delayed for crying

Anyone that donates to patreon deserves to be scammed, so whatever.

Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin.

Say that fluctuation in solar radiation created a magnatron that wiped out all of your files and gave you cancer. So now you need money to finish the game but also to get cancer treatment. And now you're the determined cancer filled game developer.

It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)

>the determined cancer filled game developer.
has this ever happened? someone using their dying breaths to make a goddamn videogame and also tell everyone about how they're dying while they do it?

It's called not being a retard and telling your investors what actually happened. In reality, natural disasters, office fires, burglary, and hardware failure are not fairy tales.

Interference from lunar radiation destroyed data on your HDD

Say you have constant computer issues or some sort of health issue, and if anyone ever asks about your health issue never tell them what it is.

I'm sorry to inform you OP, that you have created a potentially fun thread. A mod will be with you shortly to delete the offending post and ban you.

Forgot to take your hard drive out of your pocket before washing your pants.

what game is this from?

Say you're suffering from crippling depression.

Hyper Light Drifter

this

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Jesus fuck this. There are so many "indie devs" that are either the most sickly motherfuckers ever, or extreme hypochondriacs that think fee fee contusions require several days of bed rest.

where's your liru?

Does anyone believe that they are really sick? It's just another excuse.

Wolf girl with you

The Sun has told you not to finish the game.

Which game did this again?

katalyka

Reminder this game's out

I personally appreciate when they don't have the balls to hide behind their own illness for why they're lazing about.

>My mom is sick!
>My dad is sick!
>My dog is sick!
>I saw someone on TV that looked sick!
Small delay until the end of August.

Never Ever

Clam legal negotiations with a AAA publisher trying to sue you. It hasn't been officially filed yet but your lawyer has told you not to show any new content in public till the issue is resolved, and you can't expose who it is because you want to try resolving the misunderstanding outside of court first.

Fucking Liru

Yeah, there was a game called Crashlands, but it was actually fucking released and wasn't that bad either. I don't know if the guy died though.

electrical infetterence

Oh shit

You have my attention

Completely water tight excuse and can be used more than one or over an indefinite amount of time.

You could then ask for more money to help pay for your imaginary lawyer.

that was the idea

I just masturbated to the Liru game. Didn't complete it though, left like 3 chapters out because I couldn't work out how to get them. Voice didn't work either.

GOTY 2016

>a game you're done with after nutting
>anything more than GOTfifteenminutes

>this every time she opens the door to you
>a.uguu.se/sbxCrj6fRjyG_bgm_title.mp3
>also asks you to hug & make out with her
I can't fap to this, lads. I'd feel bad.

Just stick it in her bra ring.

But then she gets upset and uppercuts you.

Are you Lori and Corey Cole?

nice

Love hurts, user.

Here we go

I can though

Fucking punpun fags have no spine

pls no bully

What H-game is this? I saw a thread about it a long time a go but completely forgot the name.

Project M

I have to ask what doujin that's from, it's perfect.

Noaika, made by Kyrieru
The demo is great but the game might as well be in development hell for how much progress is being made on it.

>"""""""""""""""content""""""""""""""""

Honestly, you should've caught on earlier than that.

Thanks, user.
>The demo is great but the game might as well be in development hell for how much progress is being made on it.
Completely forgot the point of the thread. God dammit.

good enough for fap or two

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Them furry bucks got to milk those autists

download where?

So what's worse

Indie "devs" who procrastinate

Or fan translators who procrastinate?

>One of our team got in a car crash. Delayed indefinitely
>No, we won't release an incomplete translation
>No, we won't release the files so someone else can finish it in our stead
>We're also not releasing it until we can fix images in-game.
>No, we don't know how to do that yet, but we're hoping the tools will just drop in our lap before too long.

Aeon Genesis fucking sucks, god I hate them.

Find the Liru sticky and Ctrl+F 'mega'

needs more dickgirl on male

Is this a thinly veiled Falco Girgis thread?

I mean yeah they take fucking years like a0t for Tales but they do a decent job at least

>Demo link is dead
A sign of things to come I guess.

Definitely indie devs, since they're leeching up other people's money via gofundme and pateron and not working for it.

Fan translators are doing a service for free, so if they wanna dick around then that's totally within their rights.

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Didn't they get insanely butthurt because their SMT patch was full of shitty bugs and someone actually fixed them?

Let's not forget how many fucking projects they start at once, for no real reason other than to claim ownership of them.

>SMT:if should be easy to hack because it's like SMT2!
>still not out

youtube.com/watch?v=mRR-qRGhaRU

Falco payed best friend Coal his kickstarter money for 6 months to make this 10 min reel of music
1:45 is just incredible
youtube.com/watch?v=q3JuZvrNMKk

>implying I haven't been fapping to those Liru teasers for the past 2 years.
>implying I'm not going to fap to them for the next 2 years

>tfw never ever is actually dead now

I'll never understand the desire for making games. It just seems like such a shit job. Endless overtime and only payoff from austistic children and neckbeards.

>no anal
>no costumes (apart from apron)
>literally just bj, titfuck, missionary, and doggy
I'm too far gone in my porn way to find this shit acceptable

I'll never understand the desire for making anything.

;_;

You can make millions doing it indie, unlike art, music, writing, etc...

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Anyone have the archive link to whatever the first thread was after it was released? I need to see Sup Forums's reaction to never ever being killed.

>no anal
meh

I think the only one that gets a pass is ILL. Motherfucker works on a toaster that can't even run the game he's working on properly, on top being practically blind and well, ill.

I just hope he gets a beta finished before he dies.