You're running out of time to buy the booze you'll need for this

You're running out of time to buy the booze you'll need for this

>drinking alcohol

Heh... no thanks

>VR or Virtual Reality
We'll die though

>drugs/alcohol
Fucking normalfags ruining this board.

I know you're meming but unironically this

Shit's nasty.

reminder that if you drink anything but scotch and some occasional beer, you are a blaring faggot

you must be at least 18 years old to post on this website

You forgot Port Wine!

It's not often someone in my position gets to call someone a pussy. But you are all fucking pussies.
And you. You're a pretentious asshat.
Seriously though OP, are you trying to kill the lost of us off with alcohol poisoning? I don't think even I can handle that much booze.

>alcohol
is it high school all over again?

Liver disease general?

...

Challenge accepted, I'll be drunk anyways, what's a few more shots and passing out on the bathroom floor like college?

Good times.

>All these under 18 straight edge kids in this thread

>take a shot when a sequel is announced
>take a shot for crowdfunding campaigns
>drink for VR

so is this some kind of suicide cult? Do I need to buy the special shoes or are they going to be provided?

yeah nah
ill be stuck at work during the whole thing anyway, what am i going to do come home
have a dozen shots in a row? I'm not young enough to do that shit anymore

Is Sup Forums a straight edge website now?

>poisoning your body because "it le feels good brah. it's funxD"
Fuck off.

I actually am, I invited some friends from work over to do this and I haven't actually bought anything yet. Tomorrow is my last chance. I need something not too strong as we all have to work the next day and would rather not die.

Straight edge is just a fun mem

Is that what they say on the straight edge subreddit?

Not underaged, just smart

I remember when I was 14 years old aswell

Port tastes like oversweetened aids. If I wanted diabetes I'd eat candy.

Drinking alcohol every once in awhile is actually good for the heart and body. Just the same as men who smoke cigars are more likely to live longer for whatever reason.

>this is what alcoholics actually believe

People who can afford to smoke cigars can also probably afford top notch healthcare.

>tfw my friends don't know how to do anything without it involving alcohol now

Its always now an excuse to drink and I am sick of it

it's just a sip faggot

Actually, he is right. A moderate amount of alcohol occasionally is good for the body and great for relaxing/having a good time ofc. All it takes is a wee google my straight edge amigo.

That's the joke.

You are an actual autist beyond even the normally disgustingly low standards of Sup Forums if you do not drink alcohol at least once a month.

>drinking
wew lads
where's the fucking E3 smoking game for us 420bros?

I DISAGREE WITH YOU! NOW I WILL OUTRAGEOUSLY OVERREACT

Funhaus just wants everyone dead

I hope you overdose on marijuana you degenerate

>consuming alcohol
No thanks, I've got a little something called "self-respect".

Is that why your on Sup Forums?

>drinking
Man I really am too old for this place. i was wrong when i thought the average person here was in their 20s

I'll be in Vegas doing my part to get plastered.

>He doesn't allow himself the comfort of relaxing at the end of the week with a few scotches

Fuck off, losers

>self-respect
>browsing Sup Forums
pick one

>Hating Bourbon Whisky

Kill yourself

>i-it's actually good for health
>live longer for "whatever reasons"
Y. Mous, user. "Baseless Claims. The Short Posts of My Life." Sup Forums, Sup Forums -Video Games. 11. June, 2016. Self published web blog.

I'm poor as fuck and I can buy cigars
You got a little something called bitchitis too

> he doesn't know about the positive effects alcohol has for your heart

8 ounces of wine or hard liquor, or 16 ounces of dark beer a day is the amount an average man can drink. It's good for your heart, digestive system, and blood.

Just like everything else it's the excessive use that damages you.

I love how you can tell the people who never had any friends in high school and college.I imagine you guys just sort of stay out home 24/7 at your parents and talk about how much better you are than everyone else out having fun, being social, and they can still come home get laid, and then play some video games.

Anybody bitching about alcohols taste hasn't had mixed drinks yet. Go buy some Malibu and mix it with your favorite soda or juice of choice you little cucks. Then move on from there.

>WOW GAIS ANYONE CAN BUY CIGARS AT THE LIQUOR STORE ON MY CORNER
>Y-YOURE JUST A B-B-BITCH CANT HANG WITH USSS COOL GAMERS HUH

Don't you have a saloon to fuck off to Doc Holliday?

So this is my first time here from Sup Forums.
Someone please ELI5 what is this E3 and why do you have a drinking game for it?

>Psilocybin
>Cannabis
>LSD
>Salvia

Literally bleach is more entertaining than alcohol.

Cigarillos aren't cigars and most poor people don't waste their money on such an expensive luxury

tfw no amount if weed or wax gets me high. Edibles are my last hope before I move on to something like cocaine.

E3 is a big get together of gaming companies to sell us DLC with fancy trailers and memes.

Sounds like someone is having flashbacks to being bullied.
I'm aware they aren't, I can still buy them and I'm broke as fuck. I only buy 1-2 a month but mostly because I'm just not fond of cigars unless I'm with some friends and just hanging out.

Alcoholics general?

You sound like you're projecting something.

So it's just like a bunch of commercials or something?
And you guys see this as an occasion to get drunk? That's pretty fucking lame lmao.

>Sounds like someone is having flashbacks to being bullied
It really is ironic considering you're getting so butthurt mad and defensive over anonymous posts on Sup Forums

Literally drink bleach

welcome to Sup Forums

It's like the NFL Draft, you watch it to see all the upcoming stuff and where it'll go and you're just left sad and disappointed every time. And you want to kill yourself every time an announcer/Goodell is on screen.

>taking shots for TLG, KH3 and Shenmue 3

Why? They're confirmed already and all but the latter have gameplay. I'd take a shot if they WEREN'T there.

...

Basically its when a bunch of major companies get together to show what they are working on. A bit 3-4 day event.

>You guys see this as an occasion to get drunk?
When you have seen as many E3s as some of us have, its depressing NOT to drink while watching.

I love FunHaus. Don't wanna die though

Funhaus wants you to die, though.

Seriously, I don't have the same tolerance as you Lawrence and Peake, I'm not 22 anymore at college parties.

>PT
>bonus shots

If PT is shown I think you should have to finish the nearest bottle holy fuck.

>ELI5
We speak English or Japanese on Sup Forums, not whatever language that is

>straight edge
>not drinking alcohol nor doing drugs means that I'm edgy

What's next, going to the church makes me an edgy?

>consuming anything intoxicating
Norman leave.

you guys are drinking regional craft beer RIGHT?
also NO IPAs

>What's next, going to the church makes me an edgy?
No, that just makes you a sheep

fuck you IPAs are great
I enjoy most beer

So what are you gents drinking?

I'm going Rollin Rock for the beers and Fireball Whisky for the shots

>drinking games
>on a board full of kids who can't legally buy alcohol

this was fun in '07 and '08. not so much anymore.

Libcuck Berniefag spotted.

>Red Dead Redemption 2
You mean Red Dead 3 you fucking faggots?

>getting drunk 4 days in a row
>what is alcohol poisoning

>rolling rock and fireball
I remember being 11 and having my first drink too.

I can't drink senpai I'm in recovery. For an alcoholic one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough.

La Croix

>not rinking constantly to stop thinking about your life

I was going to go harder but
>take a shot every time you see a graphic t
I don't want to fucking die.

My friends and I always use joints instead of alcohol, since these things always seem to fall on fucking weekdays. Fuck going to work with a hangover.

There is no Red Dead REDEMPTION 2
You fucking retard

You're one of those faggots, huh?

No bully

Red Dead Rebuttal

Sangria

>implying anyone gives a shit about RD revolver
SHIT GAME FOLLOWED BY WONDERFUL SUCCESSOR

I'm not drinking since I don't want my superior intellect being numbed just to feel funny.

Bro Team's drinking rules are a lot more violent. It's gonna be a long couple of days

>No bully
I wish they would make a new bully

Alright, post reasons why you don't drink alcohol

I'll start

Alcochol is not as cheap as cola and other stuff
If I'm going to spend money I've got more interesting things to spend with

>tfw smoking instead
>tfw replace "take a sip" with "take a hit"
>"Take a shot" with "Hit a bong"
>"Chug your drink" with "Finish your bowl"

DUDE