ITT: Worst CastleKino EVER

ITT: Worst CastleKino EVER

the only good thing about this game is Richter + Maria mode
Jonathan is an absolutely terrible protagonist and the story is godawful

What a horrible night to have autism.

is that a fucking skull vacuum cleaner

FOOOOOOOOOOOOR
YOOOOOOOOOOOOU

How am I supposed to beat the Dracula x Death boss fight? All of their attacks are crazy big and deal at minimum 1/4 of my health bar, with multiple multiple hit attacks. If you bring a team member out they just get hit and lose all your mana.

I just wanna cry man.

I was actually wondering if it was possible to make that joke worse.

Old Axe Armor-chan is cute. CUTE!

Git gud and ONLY bring out the girl when you get to 2nd phase of the fight and Dracula does the screen crush thing with his wings and attack only ONE of the wings with all you've got. The second he backs them off, desummon the girl.

That's literally the only tip I can give you, everything else is memorizing the patterns and simple "git gud".

SHOOOOOOOWTIME

>Game built around having a partner.
>It's actually more efficient to never use them for bosses.
Why would they do this?

Thanks man, guess I've got a lot of dying and memorizing to do then.

At least he used a whip, which is more than can be said for most IGAvania protags.

CHAAAAAAIIIIN LIGHTNING!!!

JONATHAN
CHARLOTTE
I played a shitload of this game tho desu

This is basically the soundtrack to the last few paintings of the game.

You do realize it was an IGAvania too right?
Also god forbid that the series actually offered more weapons than just a fucking whip that grew stale.
And the whip wasn't even the best weapon in PoR either btw, so your point is kinda moot. Alucard Spear shits all over it.

HOOOOLYYY
LIGHTNIIIIIINNGGGG

Don't use that word here.

You kidding me? Portrait of Ruin is at least 2x better than fucking Harmony of Dissonance

>You do realize it was an IGAvania too right?
I don't see the point you're trying to make...

>Also god forbid that the series actually offered more weapons than just a fucking whip that grew stale.
Uh? Castlevania is all about the whip. If you don't like it, why do you play CV?

>And the whip wasn't even the best weapon in PoR either btw, so your point is kinda moot. Alucard Spear shits all over it.
Doesn't matter, I still used the whip. Deal with it.

JONATHAN

CHARLOTTE

CHARIOT!

>my name is jonathan and I live in charlotte

i should play that game.

Castlevania hasn't been about the whip since Bloodlines, stay assmad nostalgiacuck

>Castlevania hasn't been about the whip since Bloodlines
what are
>SNES Dracula X
>Circle of the Moon
>Harmony of Dissonance
>Adventure ReBirth

stay assmad, vampire killer hater

You mean the NEW


generation

Fortunately, not all of us grew up in the shithole that is Australia, so we didn't have to settle for the shitty censored version.

Kino only applies to motion pictures. Thank you.

Video games ARE motion pictures

CASTLELUDOS!!???

No, -kino means high art or standards of excellence.

CastleLudos ever

Anybody else find Order of Ecclesia to be really clunky and start-and-stop in its movement? I feel like the recovery animations from every little thing from attacking, jumping, movement, etc. all very slow.

PoR is unironically in my top 3 castlevanias

What are your other 2?

Reviving this thread with best girl.

>CastleKino

Quit trying to force your shit meme word.

I know, I prefer Ludus