Vidya characters youd smash

Post vidya characters you really want to fuck but know you never will

Wait, are you saying there are characters we ARE able to fuck?

If only

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Sure. Gary Coleman was a character in a video game so technically he's a video game character you could fuck

Why would I want to contract miniature AIDS?

if you dig him up maybe

I just want

to do a robot

I guess I'll start with Lara. But There are literally hundreds I'll fuck

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeep boop beep boop

I forgot that he puts on a Power Glove. It's no wonder his neighbor lady was dicking his e-boypussy.

He was playing. Playing with power.

I still use my Power Glove every now and then for a nostalgic Power Fap.

every female video game character has the potential to be lusted by someone, and yet will never be fuckable

After 5 years dead, not anymore.

Damn. That's thoughtful.

At least it's not like falling in love with a fictional character. That shit actually makes me sad. You can't control it, it just hits you, and suddenly you're in love with something that can never reciprocate.

>At least it's not like falling in love with a fictional character. That shit actually makes me sad. You can't control it, it just hits you, and suddenly you're in love with something that can never reciprocate.
Hahaha yeah it is pretty sad though.....

This fucking man actively hurts my self esteem.

Love doesn't need to be reciprocal to be true.

If you're loving someone on the condition that they love you back, that's by strict definition conditional love.

That just depends on how you view it. Some people are tormented daily by it, others just accept it.

You have to because at the end of the day if reality doesn't want you and fantasy can't have you well then you might as well just fucking kill yourself.

Came here looking for lewds. Got depression

Figured you'd be used to it by now.

every senran kagura

LEARN HOW TO EAT FOOD

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU RAISED IN A PIG STY

I'd rather he smash me, t b h.

This.

>tfw she will never hug you like big, fuzzy siberian bear

I don't want to "fuck" my waifu, I want to make love with her tenderly.

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Who wouldn't after seeing the gif of her swimming and squeezing through the crack

More like yummy!

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I'd smash her up against a fucking wall with a truck. fucking bitch.

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I'd let her deadlift my particle cannon, if you know what I mean.

Snake is a hunk. I'd love to look like him. I'll never be that manly.

i would squeeze myself through her crack, if you know what i mean.

I'd tell you to look into cosplay, but those guys can't get it right either.

I didn't mean in an attempt to imposter him. I meant that I just straight up looked like him when I woke up.
I'm going bald anyways, so it'll never happen.

Easy. My moms juicy christmas cake pussy

Why build robots if not to love?

>you never will
but m-muh VR

Fuck off she's mine

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Relax, you'll get her back once I'm done with her, user

No fuck off
No seconds.

one day I will get a chubby/THICK girlfiend and have her dress up as Filia and we'll have sex and everything
maybe she can dress up as Gardevoir too

I had a broken power glove as a kid. I cut the cord on it and used it as a bionic hand for playing around.

Beat me to it.

Not that it wasn't an obvious set up.

I'm on my 4th creampie.
It's too late, user, my seed is inside her.

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Him. I'm not into guys normally, but I want to get in the sack with him and a bottle of cheap wine and burn meter from dusk till dawn.

>she will never cuddle post coitus like big, fuzzy Siberian bear
>you will never have stonk children with her

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God I just want to cum inside her and have her carry my children

The idea of her carrying my child is so fucking hot I'm hard just typing this

I just wish her chin was slightly tweaked to be shorter, in game

>ywn

jdimsa

>getting a chink pregnant
im sorry user

When I hear the "no one can hide from my sights" form a widow on my team I always cream a little

absolutely fantastic tastes

I see your pleb tastes and raise a true waifu.

You guys know that shitty Zarya skin everyone hates? One of my ex girlfriends looked pretty much exactly like that and it just makes me regret my whole life whenever I think about it.

Peach

Except instead of muscles she was a disgusting fatass, right?

This user gets it

No, she was just regular sized. Which actually disappointed me a lot because her ass wasn't very big.

aaaaaaaAAAAARRRRRHRHHRHRHR

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fucking clumsy bitch

user just admit you're attracted to men

>bisexual
>prefer girly men and manly women

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Lmao keep jacking off to your interactive Chinese cartoons, nerds.

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you too?

Better than that nigger cock you got up your ass, I'm guessing.

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That must have been some fucking brain freeze

my favorite matchup famalam, too bad i can't smash di for shit

I'd smash Ocelotte.

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Any of the P4 Waifus

or that hot teacher they had after the first one died.

Rise and "hot" teacher are absolute trash.

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>tfw gay
>tfw not into bara or twinky fuckboys
>tfw unable to enjoy 90% of vidya porn

>tfw a qt vux grill will never call you disgusting

You can always go for Admiral Zex, if you swing that way.

Rise for sex slave and Yukiko as the waifu.

I can't be the only one.

I SPENT ALMOST AN HOUR MAKING THAT SHIT AND YOU SPILLED IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR YOU BIG EYED BITCH

BULGE

>want to make an intimidating robot killer
>their bodies bounce as if they're made out of fucking jello
I'm still mad

who says black cocks and chinese cartoons are mutually exclusive? As a real patrician I enjoy both really.

thats alright yeah
although I prefer P3 waifus by far

Everyone's fanon depiction of the Pump a Rum crow

and splash woman

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