Bringin you the beauty of ayylien life forms

Bringin you the beauty of ayylien life forms

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>new ayylien
>blue person with facepaint

As long as the gay option isn't another offense stereotype like Dorian, I'll be fine

MANJAW

Why is she so fat

who gives a shit

thats a man jaw.. MAN JAW

what the fuck is that

That's just an Asari with some shit on her face you idiot. Not a new alien.

When will this meme end? So many female characters have jaws like that because women have jaws like that. It's not manjaw at all. It's normal female jaw. Are Sup Forums just too used to seeing anime girls drawn without features? I bet you think she has a mannose as well because it's more than two lines joined together.

>M A N
>J A W

Is she going to be romanceable though?

You're right!

This means we can have no attractive females at all, ever.

Can I have sex with her

She has eyebrows, which means yes.

I work with loads of women and none of them have that much of a manjaw.

Yeah that's the conclusion I immediately jumped to upon seeing this one unattractive character

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GOOD LORD
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

You already have tons of attractive grills though, what's a few unattractive grills going to hurt?

How?
How do you ruin asari?

>tons of attractive grills
Yeah, especially in Cisquisition

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>that's supposed to be an asari
>the most sexual and attractive race canonically
>they're even based on cute green girls from Star Trek
They did. They fucking did. Bravo Fagware.

Jesus Christ, just keep true to the original that you are ripping off, don't go full SJW.

>that harsh jaw skin, due to shaving

MAN JAW

AYYYY LMAO

NICE FACEPAINT

There were some attractive ladies in Inquisition
But you couldn't romance any of them and none of them were in your party

>Chosing asari over quarian.

Good thing my waifu alien specie cant be fuck by but face designs

>They fucked up Asaris

Wooooow

At least they can't fuck up Quarians and Volus, since you can see their faces

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Meh

>female protag
No

>asari can be ugly too!

Fuck this shit. I'm so glad i've not seen anything that's made me regret swearing off them after ME3.

are you stupid

That's a chick?

Still haven't fixed the everyone looks greasy thing?

Never change BioWare

>alien species
>has human features

Looks like a weird mix of Reboot Lara and Anita

>ugly spic female
wew

I like it

>race of aliums that make themselves Hot to any other race by Psy.
>ugly as shit

at least she isn't ashley, she might be cute ingame

So what are the odds that they won't reuse the same set of stock animations that they've been using for almost 10 years now?

Stop kidding yourself, Juan.

that man face

liara mom was ugly

NEW CHALLENGER!

Which mom? The bartender or Benezia?

So did they say anything about the premise for Andromeda before or after the trailer? I missed that part of the conference.

>the most sexual and attractive race canonically
different asari attract different kind of species
liara's "father" is full dyke from appearance to personality.

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No

Samara is not Liara's mom you moron.

I find Sera qt in special those blowjob lips hggggnnnnn

>TSEPMET
>TEMPEST

Can there be a more generic and plain name for a ship?

Oh god it's a human-to-asari transspecies.

i know that

EASY...

>Eyebrows

I didn't even notice that what the fuck, Asari are meant to be completely hairless. Liara got away with it because her 'eyebrows' were markings that you could see weren't hair close up but that looks like actual hair, are they shitting on their own lore yet again?

Why was best woman not fully romancable. They better give me my milf in Andromeda

YesEnterprise

ugh

Why no sfm porn?

looks like shit too

Would you rather it be called the Shepard?

Mass Effect was just a Farscape rippoff all along

Top-tier ayy milf, I got a thing for older women

Is Bioware incapable of making hot chicks anymore?

Inklings in ME:A confirmed.

>andromeda
>androgynous

2016 reached the future

Dorian was cool it was just his loyalty mission that sucked ass

>all women are ugly
Where in America do you live faggot?

or was it a Master of Orion ripoff ? or was it a Revelation Space ripoff ?

fuck off back to tumblr

pretty sure they've been uglifying their characters since DA:I on purpose to make them more real and prevent accusations of sexualization

>be me working at BioWare
>my job is to model characters in our upcoming games
>spend 2 weeks sketching and designing
>after few months it's done
>show it at meeting
>literally 10/10 qts that every player would instantly fall for
>bunch of female co-workers at meeting get offended by sexualizing genders
>everyone else agrees
>gotta scrap all my work and make ugly spics

It's a Star Control 2 ripoff.

The only attractive female bioware has ever made was liara

Literally Dana Carvey in face paint.

I don't think I can ever buy a bioware game again. There's a reason people ignore ugly women in real life, why would I want them in my video games.

Superior

That's not manjaw
That's man-fucking-face

there aren't any male asari
so, yes

To bad your alien waifu will go into severe anaphylactic shock if you give her the D.

At least they could make a fuckable cute dickgirl Asari as they have gone this far into fagland.

jesus christ that's fucking awful who gives these things permission to go through? are they fucking blind?

Shnoz Effect

now persuade gw to give out the license for a female character that doesnt involve armor paint :^)

You forget about all those meds they can be hopped up on.

At most they just end up with something similar to a cold.

not as bad as DA:I

lol

In the future white people are extinct I see.

Grimes?

I don't know. Maybe, just maybe we'll have some actual aliens this time around.

>lazily edited stock photo that doesn't match ANYTHING in the designs the art guy was told to make

Something's canon, but it ain't that shit

>stock image photoshop
Does it get any lower?

Whens EDI?

she looks like Dina