COMFY E3 THREAD #3

EA ruinning the life of a new Yarn Man Edition

Keep it sexy, only highquality shitposting

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indies are all about POTTERY !

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watamote is mai waifu

Are we expecting anything more from this Conference or Bethesda's later today?

This E3 is resting on the shoulders of MS and Sony again.

OUR GIRL IS BACK

SUDDENLY STAR WARS

you awaken a young cuck

>dude ecology amiright?

I kinda like this.
Fe looks pretty cute.
Also jesus christ, the way the Star Wars music kicked in.

I would have sex with this woman

Post Waifus

PUSSY SLIT
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i'm confused about post max capacity of the thread

wtf is going on? what is the limit now?

>cutesy mellow indie shit
>suddenly STAR WARS THEME BLAST

Christ the mood dissonance in this presentation

I want to fuck Selvaria

I would like to fuck her in the vagina if you know what i mean

PLEASE BUY HER GAME!

TORTANIC 2 CONFIRMED

>Already getting new Battlefront
Fucking jews

So is this EA Originals thing literally just to try and get more people on the Origin platform? I can't think of any other reason why EA would give all of the profit to the dev studio.

J A D E

SHE GOT SO OLD LEL WHITE WOMEN HOLY FUCK KEK

JADE ! my favorite women in the industry.
with rhianna pratchett.

I don't care about star wars

Why Is she speaking so slowly? Does she think we're retarded?

jade is high as a kite

NO IMPERIAL COMMANDO CONFIRMED

Jade aged like milk, holy fuck.

>Visceral
>Amy Hennig

she didn't really sound very convinced or enthrilling, to be honest

upvote if you're an oldfag who remembers this meme

it's like they went "fuck your indie game, this is what's going to make us money"

thank, you, and, may, the force, be with you

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>another 'so far from release let's just talk to some devs' """""""""trailer"""""""

Sigurlina is a fucking hilarious name

CLONE MARCH

So this is what Criterion has been doing all this time?

>GAMEPLAY FIRST
>show no gameplay

ok

>gameplay first
>huge "wow" moments
that's not how that works

LIKE
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PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT

PHONE GAMES

>we're not gonna show you anything we're actually doing or fixing with the shitstorm that is Battlefront
>here check more shilling

its public speaking 101
talking slow is better than nervous speedtalking

SOMEBODY POST AN UPDATED BINGO
>STARWARS SHIT
>DLC SHIT
>MOBILE SHIT

>Sup Forums hates indie games
>It has to be AAA Activision and EA shlock to be any good

Is there a bigger group of shills anywhere?

someone post the really bad animation webm of old republic

>gameplay first

>so many stories that we want to tell
>authentic star wars stories
>she is like a film director

>Visceral's game is 2018
Why even fucking bother?

Holy shit we heard about this shit last year as a rumor.

FINALLY

I miss the old EU that I know almost nothing about.

Wow, that was genuinely awful.

woo!

I want to see jade raped onstage

Battlefield 1 woop woop

Last year there were a lot of small, comfy streams with anons. Can't find those now.

Wow, bold predictions there.

Just arrived from Sup Forums, anyone got a working stream?

Time for BF 1 Premium

holy shit this is the worst E3 ever

FUCKING NOTHING
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WE ARE FRAUDSTERS

>Only announce one new game
>It's indie shit

>that programmer
>what kind of shave you want
>just give me the numale style senpai
>say no more my man

COME ON SO CLOSE

So I guess that 2 second clip is Visceral's Star Wars game?

just wait guys Sony will save the show for sure

>first show at E3
>already the worst show of E3
And I've seen people saying EA is better than Ubisoft.

Comfytheatre user

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>a couple of guys with good ideas came to us repeatedly
>we ditched them because it wasn't cowadooty modern

let's see if it's gonna be completely sjw or if it's gonnna be actually decent

"As developers, we feel our first priority is the gameplay."

So we're working on all these amazing cinematic sequences that will make you go WOW

I want to see more of that FE game, looks interesting

This in-game footage is my favourite meme

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>expecting anything from EA

What was the last E3 announcement from these guys ANY YEAR that you were hyped for?

EPIC XD

>Only a twenty second clip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHY DOES NO BATTLEFIRELD GAME

EVER

HAVE THE OLD THEM IN IT


BF1 WOULD BE PERFECT FOR AN ORCHESTRAL VERSION

REEEEEEEEE

BAFEEL

That music, please no

"Epic" confirmed.
How has no one realized how dull that word has been for at least five years?

What the fuck
Why cut it short

Sure looking forward to 30+ minutes of VR shit.

star wars galaxies is F2P trash isnt it?

only Fe looked interesting. This is all shit.

This is so shit. I don't think I'll buy any of this trash. I was hoping for something new. Just fucking Swedish cucks and wow, look how diverse we are.

>Battlefield 1
People keep expecting a "gritty" "real" insight on the terribleness of modern war, but it looks like cowadooty with gas mask and old planes.
Run around on a field, shoot people, put on a mask, hop in a biplane and fly around.

WOW GUYS THIS ONE IS GONNA BE EPIC AND UNFOGRETTABLE??? WHATTA FUUUCCCKKK....so this is the power of Frostbite....wow

Jamie fucking Foxx?

This is literally the worst E3 confierence yet. It tops even the MS TV conference and Nintendo's Wii Music show.

Is this the first gameplay thoughout the whole thing

cringe

You know what's actually mind boggling? That people buy this shit.

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A BLACK GUY

Jamie fox no.... you're better than this

Efron is dead inside.
Also epic has been said again.

>that half hearted excitement

jesus that was painful

FUCKING CELEBRITIES AGAIN

>Jose is on E3 right now
>tfw missing G4 and Electric Playground