How do we fix the Zelda series?

How do we fix the Zelda series?

>Implying Zelda needs fixing
Zelda NX will take the world by storm.

>How do we fix the Zelda series?

You're about to find out in a couple days.

Make her a cute shy girl with cute armpits and feet

replace the sword slashing sound effect with honking

More side-characters like Groose

more normal looking humans so we can get porn of Link getting fucked by things that ARENT literal monsters and a shadow version of himself

make it like dark souls LOL

Make another zelda based on pure sidequests.

They're already on it. You'll see on Tuesday

Everyone in Hyrule mistakes an ordinary cucco for being the Legendary Hero.
You get to play as the cucco, using your natural ability to float to get through dungeons and call your fellow fowl to get you out of trouble.
Items and magic get tailored to you as well, because even the goddesses are convinced you are Hyrule's next savior.
The real Link is always one step behind you, doing the real hard work of killing enemies, solving puzzles, ect.
Eventually the both of you team up and defeat Ganon.
You get to kiss Zelda at the end, only for your little green hat to fall off and reveal your true identity.
She laughs and sends you back to Kakariko. Link and Ganondorf sit at the milk bar wondering how this shit even happened.
The End.

Make Zelda 1 in 3D.

>Ran on the shield
Nice touch.

Less story. Give us an actual overworld again.

Chen looks like she is ready for adventure!

Kill Anouma, fire Miyamoto.

Get bkub to do character design

are you implying that link doesn't already have feet?

Make a game as open as the first one. A real overworld to explore.

Abandon entirely the narrative trappings introduced by aLttP and set in stone by OoT.

Make Link left handed again and kill waggle. TP finally improved the swordplay at all, refinement to the sword, bow, bomb, combat in general would do the series well (I'm not saying turn it into dmc, but it could do with some variety).

This

Make a Zelda that looks like Adventure of Link's concept art, that shit was balling

We have bomb arrows. The clear next step is strapping a bomb to the sword.

>that Ashei

I have no trouble with NTRfags but keep your shit away from my zelda waifu

jk rowling

pic related

You can't.
If you make a good (challenging puzzles and exsploration) it loses casual market appeal and doesn't sell for shit.
If you do make it casual like every one since the gamecube than it sucks for everyone who isn't a complete dipshit.
There is no win scenario.

No, I refuse.

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>Implying it's broken in the first place.
Zelda has a formula, a formula that works

>what are difficulty settings

Get Koizumi back

Get rid of Link's fucking cat ears

I will bet money that it'll be another Skyward Sword.

Are they cute feet?

Back to its roots

Exploration should be the most important thing
Impove on combat
No helpers
Puzzles are ok but they shouldn't be the main focus in dungeons

>in a Nintendo game
>that isn't racing

Make Chen the protagonist.

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This image got me more hyped than any footage we saw.

Verily, great Jap minds think alike.

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put midna in every game

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Touhou Crossover.

That image gets people excited for a very different reason.

Let it die desu senpai

Fire this hack faggot

underrated post

But making it casual is why it doesn't sell for shit. The only exception was Twilight Princess, which made massive money on "No seriously we're NOT just piss easy baby shit!" marketing.

Go back to 2D top down. A link between worlds was a great start.
Get a bit crazier with the setting and story too, this is an old series, it doesn't need more of the same.
Don't be afraid to make parts hard. Don't underestimate kids, they're smarter than they seem even if they're completely fucking retarded.

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Don't you fucking honk.

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That's awesome, Chen!

the difficulty of zelda is pretty close to that of dark souls desu. it's "challenging" in that you have to kind of think about it but any retard can easily beat it. the only difference is zelda has less artificial difficulty moments.

More items
See: Tomba
Zelda games are shallow pieces of shit designed for retarded children

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Make Link young and fuckable again.

A shitty mechanic used to cover bad game design.

>I will bet money that it'll be another pretty good game

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Post cute kid Link. I don't have many on my phone.

CHEEEEEEEEEN

Who dis be?

i really liked OOT, Majoras mask, and mostly twilight princess. I feel like those games had the same gloomy, medieval feel with a slight mysterious optimism.

The wind changing song really killed WW for me and skyward sword area recycling was a bummer, i dont want to fly I need a hyrule field.

oh god please midna or sheik

How much do you want to bet?

Rabi gets difficulty spot on.

I can't just leave this here

roll i n g

$60.

The price of a copy.

You guys are lucky bastards. I got all the old versions of Impa, and the CDi Zelda.

Sucks to suck.
25 reporting in and athletic girls are my fetish

Deal.
Now keep in mind, the big reviewers (shills) praised Skyward Sword. Ignore them. Will Nintendo be apologizing, yet again, or will they try to mimic Zelda UNX with the next game? Time will tell.

roll

Also I think it's telling that twenty years later, they're still imitating Ocarina, or the original Zelda, instead of imitating some later success.

>A link between worlds was a great start.

It was mediocre, piss easy, shit dungeons and terrible progression.

Start.

Rollan, but this needs more fuckboy links.

Upgrade the game mechanics, make great memorable music for it, memorable bosses. Have Link be male because he doesn't need to be gender-swapped.

That's it.

Wow, how original.

There shouldn't need to be a 'start', Zelda used to be great from the get go. If the devs need to learn this shit, they don't get it in the first place.

IT WAS DELETED
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got Fi, fucking lame. I don't think there's been a character in Zelda that I hate more.

I've never played Rosy Rupeeland or whatever, is the Tingle stuff like this?

You wear a disguise
to look like human guys
But you're not a man
You're a Chicken Boo

Brb, goen to play OoT3D to get hype.

I was here before it was deleted so I can still roll, but I won't because that would be a low effort post.

>How do we fix the Zelda series?

There's too many fucking games released lately. It's overkill.

That could happen for all we know.

There's only been two games released in the last 5 years that matter: Skyward Sword (whether you like it or not) and A Link Between Worlds.

The rest dont matter.

Do a challenge or don't do it at all faggot