In spirit of the season, what are some of your favorite E3 lies, fakes, and bullshit shown or said?

In spirit of the season, what are some of your favorite E3 lies, fakes, and bullshit shown or said?

I'll start with the classic:

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It only took until late April of 2016 for the studio to be closed down.

How the fuck does he keep getting away with it?

"There are three kinds of lies; lies, lies, and Molyneux promises."
-Benjamin Disraeli

holy fuck that was so rediculous

also THICC

Wasn't xbox 360 going to allow content creators to sell their mods

The people making starcraft stole ideas from a an RTS game that turned out to be faked at E3. Blizzard was so blown away that they tried to port some of shit over successfully or some shit like that

Never forget

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>2008

Fuck me I remember being hyped for that since it looked cool. Didn't know it was that long ago.

They should have just changed the name.

I was probably the only one who wanted this game.

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that looks fucking insane

Every time a developer announces _____ Portable.

And then they never come out. Like Resident Evil Portable, DMC Portable, Bioshock Vita, etc...

Yeah, too bad they turned it into that shitheap "The Bureau" instead.

that year the wii was announced was a giant shitshow

I wish I could watch the G4 coverage of it again

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I remember Sony trying to claim this was real time up until the game launched.

Ubisoft games general? There is so much bullshit in every announcement they make.

Everyone was so fucking assblasted because it wasn't "muh x-com ;_;"

then they scrapped it.

youtube.com/watch?v=xU7WGAJPRRw

I was pretty disappointed when I found out this mission was not even in the final game.

2:49 claires thong. what happened to CLAIRE? DID SHE get fired

she was an actress hired by them to fake it

Ubisoft never deliver. Their games always seem like their be amazing, but then they get release and it's just the most mediocre shit.

Driver San Francisco was pretty good though, but that game went completely under the radar I think.

E3 in general never delivers. Sup Forums gets all hyped up for it every fucking year and they never learn that its the same false promises and failed delivery every year.

Can't believe anyone was even excited about the EA conference.

not the first time shes faked it

Looking back, it's pretty obvious now that the kid is on rails scripted and doesn't give a shit what she's saying to him.

>Milo and Claire happened 7 years ago

jesus christ, have I really been watching E3's for over 7 years? And I still haven't learned my lesson

I don't remember what the reaction was back then, but ya.

>notice what she did, this wasnt acted
they need to bring this guy back

its not difficult to program AI that does set patterns of behavior regarding what you say to them
its a proof of concept, to show what consumers would get as an end product
the same way you dumb niggers don't actually get those CGI level graphics in your games at launch

yet like a bunch of retarded little niggers, you sit here shitposting and spamming links to videos comparing prerendered shit to actual gameplay, because youre just a bunch of fucking ignorant little shitters trying to vent your IRL frustrations like the pathetic lonely bunch of faggots you are

I like how your first paragraph was thoughtful and accurate, and your second paragraph was just insults and projecting.

I only get excited for anything going wrong or shit to laugh at

I really liked the yarn guy.

I wonder if EA ate his soul.

molyneux straight up told microsoft that the kinect blew and milo was impossible.

it was obvious at the time.

Fuck man, that looks rad.

>I will never get up on a big stage and lie to a crowd of people

Is Sup Forums not just one big stage will all get up on and use to lie to everyone else all the time, user?

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>Radiant AI

>that buzzword existed in 2005
what

>people believed his lies back then
Shame

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