The Walking Dead: Season 3

>Older Clem
youtube.com/watch?v=fS5NgOQZBTw

Muh dick

The porn is going to be glorious.
In b4 daughterfu faggots.

fuck kenny

I want to stick my dick inside Clem

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Kenny's alive, right?
I wish that daddy fucked me.

who was the best lee and why was it lee?

>Clementine tag will be spammed with non-loli Clem porn

Telltale are the biggest sell outs on the planet.

Can't wait to see how badly these fat asses fuck it up.

And it will be glorious. Pedos BTFO

Too old

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>Several years later
>Still enough zombies to be a threat
>99% of zombies haven't starved and decayed.

"
>"Ubisoft is the biggest sell out on the planet"
FTFY

Who is the guy with Clem?
Is he from that spinoff with that character based on the comic book/TV series?

New character called Javier.

JAVIER EL SALSERO

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Am I gonna need to play that stupid Michelle shit or is it gonna end up like 400 days?

No.

Get angry kid fucker

Is he going to tear down a wall to a safe haven at some point?

Only SFM I fap to are lolis and they are all tagged as such, get mad.

>Safe haven
W E W
E
W

At least it's faithful to the source material.

>>Older Clem

so guess that means any choice you made in the end of the 2nd game is completely irrelevant now

not sure how this is supposed to be a good thing

>mature Clem on immature Clem
Soon, brother

>More clem porn
>Not a good thing

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Fapped to daughterfu
Will fap to waifu

Is she still going to be the only goddamn person in the group who isn't a fucking retard?

>Aww shucks, Clem, I would love to give you that one thing that will progress the plot, but it's locked in my car.
>key is under the car or some place equally retarded

They're still a thing?

>it doesn't take place after what ending you chose.
Literally why?

>Clem is going to lose her virginity before you

I hope not.

Hope she finally dies senpaitachi.

>Played S1 and S2 on 360 due to S1 being cheap as fuck during a sale.
>Want to play S3 on PC and doubt they will have a 360 version.

I know previous decisions mean nothing, but I kind of hope there is some way I can answer questions on who died and what happened in S1 and S2 to transfer over to S3 if that is still a thing.

Please don't talk about my daughter like that

my wife's daughter*

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>the walking minority

Who's the handsome?

Lee get out you were shot by Clem.

And if she didn't shoot him, that'd be just absolutely messed up. I mean, no one would subject Lee to a fate as horrible as that, right?

Pretty much.
There's just going to be one or two unique lines describing how Kenny or Jane got separated from her or killed, depending on who you killed and/or went with. It's going to be super unfulfilling. Janefags and Kennyfags will bond over their mutual dissatisfaction for a while, discussion of S3 will be fine until the third episode, and then everybody will find some new inconsequential non-choice to ceaselessly bicker about.
Fuck this series and fuck me for caring about it.

Your choices will never matter in this game. If you can connect your old S1/S2 saves to S3, the only things that will change are passing mentions and references to certain things, along with a short explanation of how either Jane or Kenny died in the timeskip, and how Clem came to abandon the hardware store/Wellington/the wilderness.

I just fucking know it. I want so badly for my choices to make a meaningful impact in the new season, but I know they won't. Shit sucks.

Christa's fate will never be explored either, she literally doesn't exist anymore

Javier, the Latino piece of hunk.

>Clem threesome with all game models
I'll fap, but I won't be happy about it

What horrible fate? Zombies are unfeeling monsters. Even if she left him to turn, it isn't as though he'd be suffering after death, right?
R-right?

>walking dead comic started the same year it came out (confirmed by Kirkman) 2003
>walking dead game shares same canon as comcis (confirmed by both Kirkman and Telltale)

>Clem was 8 in season 1
>Clem was born in 1995
>s1 takes place in 2004-2005
>s2 takes place in 2007ish

Don't talk to me or my adopted daughter ever again

Can't wait to see if her wagon got any bigger. Gah dayum boooooi!

Well, from what I read and watched, the Zoms have some of their memories.

Nope, I am not falling for Telltale's tricks again. They got me in Season 2. I've had enough of their lazy writing and shitty game "engine".

you talk like if any of the choices you made in the past actually meant something they didn't

thank you based sfm

>missing finger
Someone spoil us. Why is her finger missing? Whats going on in the comics with her.

>what if the walkers can feel and remember everything
>the just can't control their bodies

She ain't in the comics ya dumbass nigger cuck

>>Still enough zombies to be a threat
Any time someone dies, they turn into a zombie, whether or not they were bitten, so unless someone crushed their face or something they come back

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YES
YES
YES
ONLY 'GAME' WORTH PLAYING
FUCK JANEFAGS
KENNY ALL THE WAY
TIME TO REPLAY THE SEASONS
LETS GO

>tfw kenny is going to die from s2 to s3 because multiple choice ending

I'm going to ask again
Coral and Clem marriage when?

Will he be the one to pop Clem's cherry?

Season 3 Clem > Season 3 Clem > Season 2 Clem.

yea you will

My dick is ready for some of that Clementine ass

user, are you stupid. Did you not fucking watch the video.

God fucking damn it. The video clearly proves that this is years beyond season 2, therefor retconning and straight up avoiding anything prior.

Sorry guys, I have Telltale fatigue.

They're just gonna end this episodic horseshit on a cliffhanger and tell you to buy season 2.

Wow, this looks great! 'testing'

This
Season 2 was absolute shit

without a doubt. Longest life span of a character with an optional death was Nick who could die on episode 2 or episode 4

are they actually using a new engine?

>tfw majority of people chose jane so canon story will be with jane probably
FUCK
do you seriously think they would skip all that bullshit for nothing? no
obviously theres gonna be a recap and how clementine met that one dude and jane/kenny will die off or something who the fuck knows there was like 7 endings for s2

It'll be as bad or worse than season 2

It'll be shit.
They aren't even trying anymore.
Plus they can't even keep choices you make in game matter in the same fucking chapter.
>I didn't steal your shit you lying, limp-wristed Russian.

What if she comes back?

>she didn't keep her hair short

You stole his gun :^)

>shadman is going to draw adult clem with a dick
>there's nothing we can do to stop it

i would stop playing

it looks like the same engine but with actually better graphics

honestly how are so many people hyped after season 2?

after the endings of season 2, there'd better be some explanations on how she got where she did at the start of 3.

>shadman

jesus fucking christ how can tell tale fuck even this?

few

there wont be any

>shadman

>Season 1 great
>Season 2 garbage with garbage endings
>Everything else Telltale turned to shit
>Wolf among us started off great then turned to shit with a shit ending
>People are still going to hype up this garbage
Its like you people never learn

>majority of people chose jane

what the fuck, really? after that stunt she pulled with the baby?

Elbows too pointy

>Clem's only a year younger than me

Huh.

MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOODS

Different user, but I just replayed and it on Steam. It seems like 49.1% of people didn't shoot Kenny.

Too bad I ain't Muslim, they love pointy elbows

if it weren't for sane posts like this i'd go mad with butthurt. i seriously don't understand why season 2 was so terrible, there must have been some kind of major issue with production or something, i mean it was absolute irredeemable shit and i've never seen any media with worse writing aside from the room

you forgot their last 4 mediocre games, where your choices dont matter at all, honestly this is what pisses most players about telltale, the fucking lies in every single game of pic related , i hope they go bankrupt soon

at release and at least 3 months later, yes. over 70% went with jane
but as
said, seems the numbers are gaining for kenny. jane is still in the lead

>getting hype for porn
Lol more that you faggot are a bunches thirsty ass virgins kill yourselves piece of shit and yes I'm a normie but what wod that make you
>in before not a normie

Telltell took on too many new projects, stretched themselves too thin, and had to hire a bunch of new writers.

They done the same thing which nearly every developer does now. They think they can juggle 4-6 games and still think it'll be the same quality as S1. Fucking shameful and it's one of the reasons why I'll be pirating this game.