I CAN'T STAND THESE FUCKERS ANYMORE!

I CAN'T STAND THESE FUCKERS ANYMORE!

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>morgan will never grate cheese off her jaw directly onto your dick

why even live

Why the fuck are these 2 fucking retards talking, so fucking annyoing. this is almost in EA levels of annoying

That guy behind them who's constantly scratching his crotch is the hero we deserve but not the hero we need.

cringe.... cant they talk like real people for 2 fucking seconds

Adam "I want to suck her cock" Sessler.

The cringe is fucking real with these 2

Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like "damn, Skyrim, you fuckin' awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One", when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy's red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it's been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda's fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Todd. You're not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just fake it. Force a smile and fake it.

The Ghost of G4

Shouldn't the main show have started by now?

kek

>people that wear sunglasses indoors

Fucking dele-

HOLY SHIT, FUCKING DELETE THIS MEME ALREADY

The only reason you could stand them in the first place is because other people were writing the words that came out of their mouths.

Sup Forums chat where?

Why is the guy in the background keep changing shirts?

Weren't Morgan's tits bigger?

how much crack is adam getting

>people that wear hijabs to E3

Don't know, ask Effron.

no

Is this the conference or preshit? I confuse...

yea fuck blind people

What stream is this?

Is it me or is Morgan getting more attractive each year? She's lovely.

Top guy

>"Why can't I go back to Brazil to fuck some trannies?"

They gave Sessler three grams of blow and are just letting him have at it, seems to be working.

These two are alright. The cringe is genuine and they look like they feel awkward enough as it is. I wish them luck.

Why are they wearing candy?

why is she wearing a skirt when she's afraid of pantieshots?

lazy way of saying "we care"

Hi, I'm Adam's lawyer. Adam recently notified me to report and document any "jokes" on Sup Forums about him fornicating with transgendered men. Please delete this.

hey, works for me

You know I was never attracted to Morgan Webb when I was like 13 but now that I'm older, she's pretty decent looking.

Why cant they just show us games already instead of talking?

You've just become more attracted to men.

What stream?

WTF

Calm down Adam, I know Morgan may be common shemale name, but she doesn't have a dick.

>forgot about Bethesda show
What did I miss?

WHERE DID MORGAN'S TITS GO

gaming.youtube.com/e3

HRT to make her more to Adam's liking.

Meth and lady boys. The perfect combination for a dickless faggot.

Because this is half of the show.

>I guess....

Not even these fuckers like games anymore

she got a gynecomastia because of breast cancer

Is this the show?

they're still there

You missed the birth of an epic new meme.

Nothing. It hasn't started yet

MANJAW IS CUTE

CUTE

>guy says that maybe you should do a playthrough with both protagonists as they offer different gameplay
>girl looks like she just heard the most retarded thing ever

kek

Mine was among 30 threads about this that got deleted, so shamelessly reposting MS Paint OC.

Is he on coke?

>forgot about Bethesda show
is that what this thread is about?

MORGAN A CUTE!

Her husband was a huge faggot.

>using the exact same Dishonored trailer from last year

Seriously why the fuck would they be that lazy?

youtube.com/watch?v=t8vDlxm4kVo

She had a reduction a while ago.

Is there a pornostar who looks like Morgan ?

I haven't watched her on the stream at all. Just from the pictures in this thread she doesn't look too bad for how old she is now. I didn't even notice his lack of tits though.

I'm in love with Morgan Webb!

I always mute the people before and after the conference

have you noticed that he changed shirt like 3 times, fucking hell

AHHHHH

>an*

How come no one wore a cross-styled ribbon during those two shootings within the last year when Christians were targeted?

IT'S QUAKE

Source please.

QUAKE
U
A
K
E

QUAKE

I can't do this. Gonna fap and go to bed.

Did Morgan's tits deflate?

QUAKE 2016??

Because Christians are numerous, who cares about those go- guys. Who cares about those guys.

>starts off instantly with Quake
Well I think Bethesda just won best of E3

Adam Sessler makes me not want to watch E3.

>used to watch these 2 all the time on TechTv and G4
>Sessler is now a jittering coke addict SJW
>Morgan's breasts are gone
>watching them cringe around on stage
Just fuck my shit up. What happened

to her new thicc dicc

ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

looks like shit

>Quake assfaggots
JUST

>it's another quake multiplayer only episode

JUST REMAKE THE FIRST ONE YOU FUCKS

you got old

>he didn't watch Xplay in high school

this desu desu senpai

Anyone else hate the name? Should have just called it QUAKE.

There is no greater undesirable than the homosexual, look at them latch onto video games and force their agenda.

>ASSFAGGOTS

looks more like Quakewatch than anything senpai.

Sooo it's Team Fortress Quake?

So it's Assfaggots in disguise of a fps. It's still shit

There's already a game called Quake.

>Tfw that shitlord manspreading and mansplaining to that proud womyn

thats not true.

JUST

>there are newfags who don't know about Morgan's breast reduction
But for real, I wonder what that suspicious cut mark on Morgan's leg is.

Hero shooters aren't assfaggots, they're their own genre.