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3/10

Better than EA.
Not by much.
We actually got gameplay footage of shit.

Worse than EA.

I don't know how the fuck they managed that.

C-

2

8/10

>showed actual fucking gameplay for Dishonored 2

But let's be honest beating the other AAA publishing E3 stages isn't exactly hard.

F- NO TODD

>show actual gameplay of a good game
10/10

Boring / 10

Not even any cringe to laugh at other than that Plant.

Though the fact that Quake is a fucking Hero Shooter and NotPRey is not Prey 2 legit pissed me off.

I feel sleepy after that presentation.

Shit. Only game i was hyped for was DOOM and all the DLC is for the shitty fucking multiplayer.

Bethesda: 1/10.
Arkane: 6/10.

0/10

Pete Hines ruined it.

8/10

WHAT A FUCKING BORE

literally nothing the conference

These people, especially the 70 year old monotone voice dude could not stop sucking their own dick for even a second

Quite frankly I am appalled and insulted by this attitude of theirs

also
>dishonored looks like shit
>who cares about doom
>who the fuck cares about es:o
>the only interesting thing was making your own vaults for torture experiments on dwellers (imagine the possibilities)

8/10

Howling shrieks/10

No Todd/10

I would give Todd my Boiginity

But he never showed

Sasuga, Todd.

C.

Anyone expecting an Obsidian Fallout, or ES6 so soon, were being retarded.

4/10

REALLY fucking salty about the lack of a new Wolfenstein. All the DOOM stuff was cool as well as Dishonored 2. Skyrim remaster doesn't even look better than modded Skyrim. Further rape of Fallout's corpse.

Fuck Bethesda.

I missed it. Give me the highlights.

Does anyone else think dishonored 2 looks fucking mediocre?

It looks like it could be a DLC campaign for the first game

WHERE WAS HE?

>DLC
>a port
>mobile game update
>Update for a ded(7 million players kek) game
>a reboot
>3 new games
5/10 because prey, quake and dishonored were hype.

Dishonored 2 looked pretty good.
Everything else was pure shit.

Prey and Dishonored look cool.

PREY 2 was the only thing I really cared about.

Dishonored 2 saved it

6/10 overall

I take it back, looking back on older E3's.

D. No plus or minus, just a straight, raw D.

I'm not sure if I'm just getting older and more cynical but the faux enthusiasm all these nameless corporate dweebs display after the conferences has started to enrage me.

I kinda care about DOOM. It was actually pretty good.

But I still give their presentation like a 3/10.

Or should I say a VI/10?

>the only interesting thing was making your own vaults for torture experiments on dwellers (imagine the possibilities)
You mean none? Because you know damn well the experiments won't amount to another other than making super mutants, ghouls, or dead people.

Prey looked kind of cool, but nothing else.

Did I miss anything?

>no Prey 3. Kill me

6/10.

They only had two interesting things in the entire show.

One doesn't get more than a teaser trailer and the other looked like it was being played by Polygon.

He has forsaken us.

>We're glad to announce a free D44M demo

YEEEEEEEAH WOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I can't even rate it because the only thing they displayed that I could care about was Quake, which they already confirmed they're going to destroy.

I'm just numb.

S-source!

GIVE SAUCE

B

I wasn't expecting them to have like anything, honestly. But then again I had sort of assumed that the card game and D2 had already been released. Quake isn't the game for me but it looks like it could be for some people. Prey was a total surprise, Dishonored is still coming, I guess, and Skyrim Remastered/Fallout stuff/other crap like that is enough to be equivalent to one new game, I guess. I knew we weren't getting TES 6 because, duh, the main team was still doing Fallout 4 stuff and the remaster.

7/10 some stuff that was pretty cool nothing mind blowing

Dude i was actually thinking about the sex mods

You saw the stockings they put that old meth woman in, they know their target audience

Perfect.

2*

>Quake ASSFAG
>literally not even an arena shooter

0/6 I liked literally nothing at the conference

>only one level
>for only one week

B-
Showed gameplay
I like all the free DLC
Quake is back

D-

Quake was hype and Prey looked bretty cool

good
>dishonred 2 looks neat
>vr support is always nice
>they haven't ignored the fact that quake exists
>prey looks like it has potential to be a good system-shock-like survival shooter

bad
>what the fuck is the new prey, comparing it to human head's game is a fucking disgrace and pisses me off
>new quake might have a lot of features that irritate purists, judging by the trailer (but I mean it'd be literally impossible not to)
>lol ESO
>lol fallout

Prey was the only "new" thing of interest.
Doom is good, but nobody cares about multiplayer.
Quake is going to fail. Look inside your heart and you'll see it's true.
Elder Scrolls: Hearthstone and MMO edition are trash. Meanwhile TES6 won't be seen in any form for at least another year.
Now you can play Fallout Shelter inside of Fallout 4. You can also play the actual Fallout Shelter on your PC. P.S. enjoy your Nuka Cola meme.

>Beyond Good and Evil 2 never ever

I just want it to end.

4/10 Boring as fuck

Also
>Sup Forums shits on skyrim
>Sup Forums is pissed that no TES 6 was announced

??

>Quake is back

They're making a class-based shooter and calling it Quake, they aren't making a new Quake.

>Showed gameplay

>this is enough to write home to mom about

source p,esea

D+

Solely because of prey.

You mean the one from the Dishonored 2 trailer?

PC exclusive quake and dishonored 2 looked good
Prey looks like it could be interesting but im not holding my breath
Everything else was lame
I'll give it a 4/10

+quake
+dishonored2
+prey

-vr
-fo4 and fo shelter
-eso dlc
-cuck hines
-"free" doom
-skyshit remastered

5/10

Does anyone have a blank report card?

I WANNA FILL THAT BITCH WITH CUM

WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS GUY?

>Prey reboot as a middle finger to fans begging for 2 being made by the hacks behind Shitonored
Fuck you/10

2/10

One for Quake, I guess

The other for not fucking up

EA's was actually more interesting between the stupid shit

ME

>abilities in Quake

HAHAHA

I caught the conference late, what? Details?

0/10

if you rate it as anything other than that you're cancer

quake is an overwatch clone
legends is hearthstone
prey looks meh
the presentation for d2 was a fucking joke

a press conference dedicated to this bullshit was entirely unnecessary and built zero hype

>TangoGameworks and Machinegames were both shown at the end
>but neither had a thing to show at E3

How disappointing.

LE EBIC DUSSTEC MUSSIKA

D R O P P E D
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F+, only because if I gave EA an F+ it would be unjust for me to give them worse

0/10

5/10
Really disappointed

5/10

Positive
>More Fallout
>Dishonored 2 looks sick
>Prey
Negative:
>SO MUCH FUCKING TALKING
>Cards
>Not Prey 2
>ESO
>Pete's baby hands.

It was alright.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PRETENTIOUS CUNTS

6/10
Pretty boring but not all bad i guess. They really should have had something for ES6 just a picture of it would have been fine.

thank god I wasn't the only one who saw that

This has been disappointing on all fronts.

We didn't get any fuck up moments or anything embarrassing to make up for the rest of that snorefest.

2/10

They managed to make me less hyped for Dishonored 2.

I doubt Prey is coming out next year.

2/10

Prey 2 is dead

blink 182? i thought their career was dead

Main Dish by Misa Wasabi

>more fallout
>>/out/

This famalam

TODD

>people bitching about boring gameplay
>they actually prefer carefully crafted trailers

B+

Good
-Dishonored 2 looks amazing for a slow paced stealth crawler which I like
-Prey looks quite good
-Quake
-Skyrim HD with console mods
-Fallout DLC
-Doom DLC

Bad
-Fallout shiter
-ESO shit
-ES card game shit
-Skyrim HD with console mods when PC is already there
-No evil within 2
-No new ES
-bitch ass whore screams

Overall: C

>>More Fallout
>a mobile game going to PC
>>Dishonored 2 looks sick
>implying
>>Prey
>im-fucking-plying

This is unhealthy, user.

>retards out there think Prey has anything to do with Prey

Sad really

They quite literally raped TES on stage AGAIN, trying to make the TESO retarded cousin look like anything to do with real TES games while shilling some fucking shallow esport card game thing. Todd then reveals that they spent most of their time working of FALLOUT 4 DLC, and the rumor he confirms to be true? SKYRIM FOR CONSOLES WITH GRAPHICS PC HAS HAD FOR LITERAL YEARS WITH MODS INSTEAD OF A NEW TES GAME.

Oh and then they add LEVEL SCALING to TESO, fucking LEVEL SCALING.

The Elder Scrolls is dead, Neo Nu-TES and the Skyrim audience is alive and fucking tap dancing.

What happened at E3 today
I missed it