What was the best part of E3 so far and why was it Meat Man?

What was the best part of E3 so far and why was it Meat Man?

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It was clearly screaming autism lady.

That guy that kept changing shirts was kinda funny.

HELLS YEAH
WooOoOOoO

definitely meat man

every 10 words WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Forgot E3 was going on today. Is todays events all over?

yes

EA was so bad.
>SPORTS
>SPORTS
>SPORTS

HAHA that's so random XD

Yeah but you didn't miss much. EA was pure concentrated cancer and Bethesda announced Quake Champions and showed a decent amount of Dishounered. Also Skyrim remastered, as predicted. The real stuff kicks off tomorrow with MS and Sony, with Ubisoft in between for memes.

Fuck.
I can't believe they didn't announce the new Elder Scrolls, and instead are just doing a remake of their lastest game. Thats unbelievably fucked up.
If it was an Oblivion, or a Morrowind remaster, that would be kind of okay. But Skyirm just came out.
Fuck Bethesda.

but they are getting mods on console which you could technically already put in but this is cool

and yeah they definitely should have at least put a elder scrolls VI at the end of their conference but no

Cool, but shitty for everyone else.
I don't care that consoles can finally use mods And they won't be able to use that many, lots of mod developers are making their mods require a script, so consoles can't use them. This isn't something new. Its been almost 6 years now since an Elder Scrolls Game, and what do they release? A fucking remaster of Skyrim. This is worse than the Skyrim 2 jokes everyone was making a few years back. Pretty much shows that the company stopped caring about their fans, and they are just trying to cash in.

They should have done something. Even if it was a one second teaser with a date 3 years from now. Its fucking bullshit.

Why are they all wearing gay pins?

Poor Sessler.

because of the shooting in orlando

>Adam has to get barebacked by shemales daily just to put food on the table

Where did it all go so wrong?

Some muslim went full sandnigger and shot up a gay bar, killing over 50 people.
But shhh, don't say it was a terrorist attack, or that he was muslim, or SJW's will get mad.

What movie?

i want to become a tranny and fuck sessler

Its also LGBT month nationally.

Cocaine's a helluva drug

yeah I'm kinda pissed at all those faggots who uploaded other peoples mods and now we can't get mods from those people why can't they just publish their own mods why do they have to punish us for things other people did :(

Don't forget stockholm syndrome star wars fans

! D E L E T E T H I S !

That faggot Christian gets to fuck all the trannies and fat chicks he wants while getting payed to do it.

Lucky piece of shit.

Faggots gonna faggot.
Mod developers do it for FREE, all they ask for is a thanks, and shitty little kids had to steal their work and upload it for consoles, wanting that E-Poon. Don't blame mod makers for locking console users out.

That is literally every EA ever.

Nigga, if anything, Adam is the Anti-Christ.

God damn it are all these fucking dev company's cucks, the should be wearing anti mudslime pins

What color would that even be?

White, with golden trim.

Red, White, and Blue

Any panty shots of Webb?

I just woke up. I've been lurking for 15 minutes and can't tell what's noteworthy so far.
I only see twitter threads, like the fucking bait threads they are.

I've seen some Prey and Quake symbols.
What's up with that?

>Red, White, and Blue

New Prey, new quake. Prey looks promising, apparently Quake will be shit.

>stopped caring about their fans, and they are just trying to cash in.
they stopped caring about fans a long time ago.

I wouldn't expect a new TES for 1 or 2 more years, they HAVE to build a new engine, look at FO4 it looks so crumby and outdated.
I expect they have been building an engine since skyrims release.

good thing anyway is that this "remaster" is free for us on PC who have all DLC or legendary edition

New Quake is basically violent Overwatch.

red white & blue

>good thing anyway is that this "remaster" is free for us on PC who have all DLC or legendary edition
Its useless for PC users. The current modded version already looks better than it. Why the fuck would we need it?
The only reason they are giving it away for free, is because they know literally no one on the PC cares about it.
At least this way, some morons might buy the legendary edition to get it for free.

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was that her in the white shirt

LMFAO

Hey anyone interested in a small 50 cap stream for microsoft tomorrow?

It's not the best stream but it's for fun with shananigans, movies, and music etc. If you watch keep another stream on the side just in case.

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Come early for movies, that's always fun.

He's a visitor from another planet. Look at how he scans every one there.

amazing

We found the one person enjoying Elder Scrolls Online, bless her.

I've always wanted to just gnaw on one of those giant cartoon-like legs of meat. Never gotten the chance

Was still better than last year with pele talking for 20 minutes.

>only journalists are allowed into E3
>even that guy made it in

absolute ledge

That guy is meat man. He deserves to be there more than anyone.

That's EA EVERY YEAR. Thank god it was the first show and a day before everything else instead of part of the main day.

>that qt with the exposed thighs
hng

>them trying not to laugh

what the fuck is he eating?

fried goat on a stick?

What does he tell that woman?

turkey leg

Barbecued American baby leg.

>not sous vide
dropped t. /ck/

Screamong Autism Lady and Meat Man were the highlights of today's showcases and maybe the rest of e3.
>they're not the heroes we deserve
>they're the ones we need

that's a dude. look at its jawline, shoulders and hands

>literally anything related to elder scrolls online
WOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bless her heart I can appreciates a true fan.

Too bad I'm on my phone now, I really want to shop him into the backgrounds of historic events

I'd like to imagine that dude's rich as fuck and is thinking "No one knows I brought my own turkey leg."

EA
>Fifa 17 runs on frostbite and has story mode
>madden 17 is same shit
>titanfall 2 looks fucking good and they added story mode with "lore"
>Mass Effect Andromeda gave teaser trailer and some info, looks good
>battlefield 1 is aight, showed a few new trailers and had an 1hr long multilayer match with celebrities and shit
>teammate told snoopdog to put on gas mask, runs straight into the smoke without it. The absolute mad man

Bethesda
>new quake, some people are hyped others here hate it.
>some dlc stuff for doom
>elder scrolls legend, some shitty looking hearthstone ripoff based on elderscrolls
>trailers for dlc for fallout 4, mostly workshop stuff and build vaults. New nuka cola world expansion looks pretty cool though
>updates for fallout shelter with quests added and new locations for your dwellers to explore out in the wasteland. Coming to pc also
>Skyrim remastered, (unpopular opinion, Im excited for it on muh xbox)
>stuff for eso like dark brotherhood dlc
>new prey reboot that has nothing to do with the original, looked pretty interesting so we'll see how it do
>alot of Dishonored 2
That's all of it

why is he called meat man

what was he doing there v?

I think what got me most was the Bioware part
>Before E3
>"Be sure to turn in to E3 for groundbreaking Mass Effect news!"
>During E3
>"Heres a shitty behind the scenes trailer with only 10 seconds of actual gamplay. See you in 4 months ;)"

Kadokawa conference literally cannot be beat

Poor user got rejected 5 times

They arent that great desu.

I'll never forgive him for marrying my music waifu.

>Snoop smoking a joint live
>Terry Crews acting like a kid in a candy shop while playing BF1
>Meat Man
>Shirt guy
>Woooooooooooo
They are a lot and this was only the first day

That's a blunt, not a joint