ITT: Shit you've just now realized

>DKC 2 and 3 have no swinging ropes

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Every game with ledge grabbing eventually has jumps where you have to ledge grab.

DKC only had 4 jungle levels.

I didn't realize Skulltulas in Ocarina of Time were actually spiders until the other day. Looking back I'm not sure what I thought they were, but not spiders.

I can't remember anything in particular but this happens to me all the time.

I think the most bothersome thing in DKC1 was the fact that slip and slide ride was the only crystal themed level in the game, when the finale world could have easily used it again.

In Super Mario Bros. 3, the boot can jump in the air, but because of the level you're in you never get to do it
If you run off a ledge and then jump while airborne, you'll jump in the air.
It's not a double jump though so you can't jump and then again in the air
It sort of saves your jump after falling off a ledge

>Krazy Kremland
>7 levels
>only 2 of them are actually Kremland

Well it was infested by BEES.

>There has never been a bad Kirby game

>tommy vercetti never says the work fuck or its derivative in vice city

Squeak Squad was a step down from the amazing mirror.

It's not a bad game though.

Not the other dude, but I'd say Epic Yarn was bad. It looked nice, but it had zero challenge and was a bit boring at times.

>diddys kong quest

induring Diddy's Kong Quest

>Kazooie wears lipstick

>its berenstain bears not berenstein

>super Mario sunshine
>My favorite mario game ever
>beat it at least 10 fucking times since it's come out
>just now in 2016 after seeing this thread I realize
>no fucking goombas
>in a mario game
>no fucking koopas
>In a mario game

meme

Squeak Squad was good, if you want to name bad Kirby games name the countless spinoffs.

Because you're explicitly not in the Mushroom Kingdom. I mean, the whole game kind of constantly emphasizes that you're on vacation in some exotic faraway place

It had the electro koopas in pina park.

In Misty Mine every enemy is spawned from a enemy generator

Rope Bridge rumble is the last regular level where you can see the sky

There's only 6 types of Kremling in the game (Kritter Klump Krash Krusha Klaptrap and those rock guys in World 2)

Fuck this shit. Every other world has dual themes (Ice/Castle) or at least tinted some ship levels green. But then you have the carnival world where half the damn stages are in BEEHIVES.

I was actually thinking about that but I decided to not count them as koopas. God just mentioning Pina Park gets te fucking music stuck in my head

Dark Souls 2 has no sheaths, scabbards, nada.

How are you so sure that Krazy Kremland wasn't the beehive world though?

Dante's outer coat in DMC1 isn't "Red". it's actually more pink, like magenta or something.

Sonic the Hedgehog is called Sonic because he runs at Sonic Speeds

>If you run off a ledge and then jump while airborne, you'll jump in the air.
There are people that don't know this? Shit is really important and I feel like it might be mandatory for certain jumps.

Rock Kroc. I had a children book growing up that made sure to describe him with the sentence "Rock Kroc's eyes glowed with an evil light".

>miles prowler
>miles per hour

>Mandatory
It's in a ridiculously safe level
How the hell are you gonna fall of anything with all the ground underneath you

>almost every Sonic character is named after their ability or appearance

>almost every Sonic character is named after an animal of which they resemble

>Mega Man 2-10 have no points system

>hang from webs
>entire first dungeon full of webs with skulltulas on them
>skulltula house afflicted with the "Spider's curse"

How

> Toni Cipriani killed Tommy Vercetti after the events of GTA Vice City, which is why he has to "lay low" for a few years leading to the beginning of Liberty City Stories

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>half life is a scientific term
>Opposing Force is a scientific term
>blue shift is a scientific term

Really?

So is Decay

>bowser probably rapes peach

>almost every Sonic stage's name either has an alliteration and/or 3-4 syllables in it

>Super Mario Galaxy
>Super Mario Galaxy 2
>Super Mario 3D World

what the fuck

Humpty Dumpty says nothing about him being an egg

Those were all after an assumed backlash of Sunshine not being "Mario" enough

Ye

Oh, it's done tastefully, if that's even lipstick. Which explains why I never noticed.
I was almost ready to deleted folders of porn.

This is highly problematic

Look at her skirt

>when I was little I used to watch my brother play OoT
>OoT was my first ever video game so I'm very nostalgic about it
>I was a young little casual at the time so I couldn't beat it, hence me Watching my brother
>My brother was fighting Ganondorf and said "Look the more I attack him the more his cake rips"
>couldn't fucking see the cake
>must have beaten OoT a dozen times since then
>every time I fight Ganondorf I look for the cake
>a year or 2 ago I was playing the 3d remake and fighting Ganondorf
>look at Ganondorfs back
>realize
>his fucking cape rips not his cake
I'm a fucking dumbass

>tfw he's never seen a seagull.

It's not lipstick user. Kazooie is based on seagulls (shes called a red breegull)

>Knuckles
>he uses his fist to climb walls

It's the most comfy though.

The English translation of the Ace Attorney series makes references to them living in America a total of 3 times in passing over the course of 5 games. These references have always been completely unrelated to the actual plot and are usually some side comment or joke. The "hamburgers Apollo" meme has completely destroyed discussion of this series.

>Give her eyelashes
>Sir, we are working on a Nintendo 64 game, we simply can't have a detailed model or high enough res textures to...
>EYE
>...
>LASHES

this

many birds have multi-colored beaks.

i'm surprised he thought it was lipstick

For the longest time I thought a Red Breasted Breegull was just some 100% made up species (Because it technically is)

I never thought she was just a red seagull until Grunty's Revenge came out.

WHAT.

>Diddy's Kong Quest
>Kong Quest
>Conquest

Forget pigeons, seagulls are the real flying rats.

the silly shit you remember

Post 11 species of bird that have multi-colored beaks that even slightly resemble the coloring of Kazooie's beak

Isn't the bigger issue the fact that it would normally be taking place in Japan? I thought the problem was the fact that they always said "this country" and whatnot. though, that could have been the case in Japan as well--though I doubt over there it affirms it's America. Could be wrong though

but if I'm not mistaken the creator basically claimed Japanifornia canon or something, didn't he? Word of god, I can't get angry.

>IT IS I, ANSEM, THE SEEKER OF DARKNESS.

I would rather fucking not my family so here is a lazy snip of google images.

oh SHIT.

NO

NO WAY THATS INTENTIONAL

>Most of the early yugioh games don't follow the rules because they're using the early manga as reference material.

You can use the harpoons on the boat in RE4 to kill fish and the dogs that spawn on the other side of the lake

Agahnim is waring a circlet.

He isn't sporting Pokey's face.

And 2 cart levels

...Anima?

...

Where is that dialogue from? I now I've heard something similar to it before.

That shit fooled me for a while.

>the cardboard box negates all traps in MGO

I don't get it.

>dicklickey kong

Looks like the cake really was a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>beat this game when i was a young boy
>come back to it years later in college
>find out theres actually a secret side quest to unlock Lok's final upgrade.

In my defense, there was NO indication of side quests. Shame the upgrade was useless because by the time you can actually start the quest, theres only 2 more levels left and everything already dies in a few hits.

What about amy

The Wii U one.

I refuse to believe thi
oh MGO

The Sonic the Fighters description fucks me up.
>Rosy the Rascal
>No mention of amy in title
>in fact it describes something else entirely

Didnt take a shower because I was weighted in water
My sister didnt like it

There are no forms of bullet-based weaponry in Quake 1

Do you have a source?

Oh man that's an old pasta

>Kirby's Epic Yarn
>Kirby: Mass Attack
>Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
Epic Yarn may be "comfy", but it's still a piss-easy drudge of a game to 100%.
Mass Attack was centered around a boring mechanic. Not to mention it was pretty much the last DS game ever made, so most people didn't even know it existed until it was irrelevant.
Rainbow Curse is just a port of Canvas Curse but with less content and worse puzzles. They even copied the main antagonist and the story.

K. Rool could be a misspelling of "rule" in addition to "cruel", because all the grunts he rules have names beginning with the letter K.

Yes

my ass, I just made it up, but it sounds cool

The SMB3 order was said at one point to be the order of youngest Koopaling to oldest.

The oldest Koopalings have yellow shells in SMW because the strongest Koopa Troopas in the game share that color.

The ending and introduction scenes in Breath of Death VII happen in the same place.

Oh neat

>If you knocked Ludwig out of his shell and let him jump back in, it'd be the greatest boss fight in Mario History

I admit it does sound cool.

>Rainbow Brush
>bad
Pick one

>you can ride a motorcicle in watchdogs, but you're the only one that is doing that in the whole game since there's not a single AI that rides motorcicles