Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
FIRST !!! XDD
>"conference"
>""
but it IS a conference
>XBOX ONE
>now with language menu
>and LFG
this is so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
valve logo soon :)
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eSPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS TWITCH STREAMS TOURNAMENTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS BACKGROUND MUSIC SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS EA SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
FIFA COMING TO XBOX
MICROSOFT WON EA
MOTHERFUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
SPORTS
NO CLAPS
>literally only showed games
>somehow bad
THICK
OH GOD, AUTISMCRAFT TIME
HIPS
DAT BITCH UGLY
Is minecraft stil relevant?
THICC
>those thick thighs
holy shit
Man. She's got some JUST hairstyle going on.
>Minecraft
What.
What could they possibly fucking have to show.
Oh, crossplatform.
Better than steam ERP groups.
I'd like all of those features.
lol at babyvoice
I'd fuck her.
THOSE THIGHS
Holy autism
This is comfy thread, go to a different thread.
SPORTS
SPORTS
WE WUZ GLADIATAS NIGGA ARENA
LYDIA WINTERS IS THICK!!!
>friendliest update
>safe space
FRIENDLIST UPDATE EVER!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111
all of the games have already been announced months ago
people want new games
DEDITATED SERVERS
Oh, how quirky!!!!
all these rainbow pins.
we care about the gays who got killed...but here is violent video games
All joking aside, this was all I ever wanted.
XBone wins.
God, you just want to break her so badly.
No.
would you trust these people?
>Minecraft
Time to void my bowels.
Who are these bitches?
DUDE
MINECRAFT
LMAO
whats a comfy game to play while watching that isn't a roguelite/like or hearthstone
It's as if they are talking to 5 year olds.
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>friendliest update ever
what is this swedespeak
DARE YOU ENTER MY MINECRAFT REALM?
ACHIVEMENTS ON STAGE. THEY DID IT!!!
YEAH.
AN XBOX LOVE ACHIEVEMENT
ON IPAD
ON STAGE
AT E3
A DIAMOND
Autismcraft
grill is qt but this is cringey as fuck
she hot
HOLY HACK
>here you Saxs, catch!
CRINGE
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OH YES MINECRAFT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 2008
ALL HAIL CARMACK
I thought John Carmack was dead?
>VR ONSTAGE
OH GOD JUST FUCKING KILL ME NOW
END THE PAIN
I'd trust that fat sweedish fuck more than these ugly cunts
MOTHERFUCKIN CARMACK!
CARMACK
THE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTPTHE LADY IS A QTP
Funny, the mental age of most Minecraft users is around that age.
Oh Carmack, you poor poor bastard
holy fucking shit this is pissing me off.
cringeee
jesus fuck. why are americans so shit at these shows?
Why do people like this boring shit game?
name
what's TJE NAME
THEEEEE NAME
John Carmack
YES
I'd thrust my penis down her throat if that is what you mean.
NOOOO JOHN GET OUT OF THERE
SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN
GOD LORD WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU? ARE YOU OK??!
how the mighty have fallen
id make her obsessed with my piston if ya know what im sayin
THICK
JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHN?
CARMHACK
>Carmack: Minecraft is the pinnacle of VR
Was it worth it john?
Is this what you wanted?
Oh god what have they done to Carmack? What did they inject him with?
The fuck, is this the same Carmack?
JOH CARMACK WAT THE FUCKK
CRINGE
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>Carmack
Is this really where you wanted to go with your life?
WHEN WILL MICROSOFT LEARN, MAN?
JESUS FUCK, EVERY YEAR WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
What the fuck Carmack
>From Doom to Minecraft
JUST
Wow these interactions seems so genuine!
Why can't they just talk normally. Every word painfully scripted.
this the cringest script ever
I don't mistrust people based solely on appearance, if that's what you're asking/implying. That's the definition of prejudice, user.
I'll let you know my feelings on these two once I watch the recap videos later.
He is.
Dead inside.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINE *MLADY*
hey remember when microsoft did that really cool 3d table VR thing for minecraft last year that made everyone go "oh shit I want that" until they learned it was trickery but it was still cool to watch?
this gangly nerd upchucking his shitty script is way better thanks for showing us FUCKING MINECRAFT again
>What did they inject him with?
Currency, lots of it.
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
STOP THIS, THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT IS KILLING ME
He is to me
>How do you do, fellow kids?
basically
But.. he's supposed to be genius programmer. What the fuck did they do to him?
WOAH, MICRO-TRANSACTION TEXTURE PACKS!
SIGN ME UP!
JOHN CARMACK, LIVE ON STAGE, MAIN MS CONFERENCE.
AND THEY HAVE HIM PLAY MINECRAFT FOR 2 MINUTES. FOR FUCKS SAKE!