E3 Semi-comfy Thread - The Microsoft ruse cruise never ends edition

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion, check out the sticky if you want to spam memes in caps lock.

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First for THICK

who likes thicc milfs?

post anime

THICK

>spoiling a game at E3

christ almighty stop cutting away from trailers

dear fucking god this has been so fucking bad

I'm ashamed to say I even own an Xbox One

>Here are games that we already announced and sequels to dead franchises
Thanks xbot

Battletoads reboot incoming

Is this stream choppy as fuck for anyone else? Every year no matter what channel I watch on MS' conference is choppy as fuck abut all others are fine.

out

>a game I care about finally shows up
fuk ye

THICK LVL 3

kamiya chan kitaaaaaaa

She's not fucking thick. She's averagely out of shape

...

KAMIYYYAAAA

FUCK OFF JAPANESE FISH

WE KAMIYA NOW

KAMIYA

she isnt thick

shes fat

know the difference

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KAMIYA!

ASK YOUR MOM

But you get Recore

KAMIYA SAN?

KAMIYA

KAMIYAAAAAAAAA

>Scalebound?

Is this some furry shit?

WHATS WITH ALL THOSE NEO MATRIX STYLE SUNGLASSES

>KAMI YA

Why the fuck would anyone buy xbone if you already have a win10(tm) pc?

>bitch spoiling Ori

SCALE BOUND
PLATINUM
GET HYPED

They know what they're doing. If you're going to put a gril on stage, make them thick

He will slaughter us all

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

fat milf ass t b h

youtube.com/watch?v=U4UqTB3LjfE

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Who's getting comfy here?

Scalebound! Kamiya! Yay!

Oh shit Kamiya, something interesting might happen

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KAMIYA IS CUTE!

CUTE!!!

>I have always wanted to fight in a world of Dragons and Dogma

what did he mean by this?

Kamina looks terrified

>dat camerwork
cant see shit

Finally this conference gets good

KAMIYAAAAAA

>Kamiya
EVERYONE BLOCKED ON XBOX!

scaleborne

With pleasure.

>scalebound
>can't play as the dragon
>have to play the stupid twink
DROPPED LIKE AN UGLY FUCKING BABY

Scalebound PC confirmed

SCALEBOUND FOR PC?

>that MC's hair
JUST

>I want to live in a world with dragons and fight giant beasts
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT

Thats some good english for a gook.

She has really wide child bearing hips.

scalebound on windows 10 thank you based japanese twitter man

I'M DONTE DA DRAGON SLAYER. GOT A NICE RING TO IT, DONTCHA THINK?

>SCALEBOUND WINDOWS 10

I'd rather recore this xbox against the wall

FOR YOU

>BIG GUY

Watching from my xbone, works fine.

MORE PC GAMES

IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

PC WINS AGAIN

It might not be great, but at least we can all agree it's already better than EA and Bethesda's conferences combined, right?

BIG GUY

guess all that shitposting on twitter helped kamiya's english after all

So DR4 coming to PS4? They didn't say exclusive just "Coming to Xbox One and Sindows 10".

>these shades
>those unethushiastic scripted speech

>That framerate
ew

Why is Eminem fighting demons?

4 u

LITERALLY NU DANTE 2.0

BIG GUY

What the fuck is this shit game?

>BIG GUY

And fucking Donte

this looks awful

AHHHH TOO FAR FOR MY BOW

RULES OF NATURE

is this final fantasy

UUUU

FUCK YOU

>comfy thread
>it's the same SPAM WHAT YOU SEE but slower

Just need to announce it for Windows 10 and I'm good.

Scalebound for PC!

You ugly sack of shit!

DID THEY ACTUALLY SAY SCALEBOUND IS FOR PC?
FUCK YES

>scalebound on PC
literally what

Giant enemy crab?

Because it tried to steal his mom's spaghetti

FUCK YOU

>Panzer Dragoon but shit

tab closed

WHEN IS SKATE 3 BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE?!

every future xbox game WILL come to win 10

i love it