Comfy Microshill E3 "conference" designated shitposting thread.
Sticky too fast? Tired of people replying with one line of all-caps just repeating what's happening on screen as if you can't see it?
Then this might be the thread for you.
Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude preferred but not required.
FIRST XTSKXDFDD
Why are you making a new thread?
It's over.
Dude dramatic music and slow motion in a warzone
MORE SLOW MO WITH SONG
MORE
EVERY TRAILER
D+
Better than EA's, but that's not saying much
>halo wars made by 343i
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd dropped
FOR WHAT ? THE BREIF WILL FINISH SOON
>RTS on console
lol
>Optimism and a generally pleasant attitude
>Sup Forums
Pick one.
ok something that might be good
>more gaylo shit
This
>using ODST's to crash tanks
Nice
A lot of sequels from established series
>343
Well at least it's still Spirit of Fire crew instead of that Infinity shit.
can discuss how underwhlming it was when it finishes or let the thread die.
no harm done.
>David Aeiou
>closing the show with a console rts
HAAH WAAW 25
when will they let halo die?
This guy sounds a bit like steve-o
Was a pretty good trailer for Halo Wars 2 tbqh
The only game that they announced that could convince me to get W10 is DR4 but the series is known for shitty PC ports so I'm still not interested
C- for M$
State of Decay 1 was alright, and if they manage to do the same game but with good engine and coop then it will be godly
Just don't make it MMO shite
>343
>halo wars: fanfiction edition
>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
Fair enough.
>Windows 10 and Xbone
It never gets old...
Some Cringey stuff, but overall not bad. B-
>oh my
i'm getting old
Was that slo-mo or an accurate representation of the framerate?
Post your e3 setup
>on Xbox One
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WANT TO PLAY IT ARE ON PC YOU FUCKING CUNTS
Sea of Thieves, State of Decay and We Happy Few saved Microsoft.
D
They had games, the showed gameplay, a lot of the games didn't look great, no real exclusives and the only one I wanted are multiplats. I'm sad how shitty scalebound looks
I was bored for most of it
MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION, STOP THIS SHITTU
holy fuck don't even try with the music comparisons you absolute asperger
who the fuck wants to play metal lmfao jesus christ you're actually autistic
>console RTS
Not even twice
>Windows® 10™ exclusive
Are they really going full jew and make the games not retroactive with other windows versions somehow?
PC AND PS4 MASTER RACE
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
why is babby's second rts on PC
you seem like a retard
lmao youre the only one posting in the whatsapp chat, how embarrassing
Phil in the house again
wrapping up
New console announce?
>>Halo Wars was 7 years ago
*now on PC
nah dude their going to compete with starcraft 2 man d/w they got dis
This is unexpectedly true.
>RTS with only 2 Factions
>on Consoles
Console players gonna get BTFO by PC players
You should leave.
>beta on console
Shit is doomed
>PLAY WITHOUT BOUNDARIES
>PUNISHED PHIL
>no real exclusives
>being on Windows 10 makes it not a Microsoft exclusive
Why even post m8?
We called it... Xbox sans frontières, Big boss... A gaming community without boarders...
It was right at the beginning. You missed it bud.
Pretty /comfy/ in my warm bath
e3 has nothing
Hoe gaat het ?
just delete this post man. save yourself from further embarrassment
...
Yeah, I wonder if Microsoft are slowly dropping out of consoles.
dude M$ is pushing win10 with the force of a thousand suns. you should be lucky a microshit guy doesn't break into your house and installs it on your PC.
We'll rub our nose in dirty Dew soaked keyboards
>only one posting in chat
>actually names the chat "E3 news & discussions" to police it
>using whatsapp
>epic gabe meme pic
loser
>no Crackdown 3 footage
What's new in the Xbone ass?
No there are rumors of an even more powerful one. Not just slim
Oh boy.
HERE COMES THE XBOX 32X
>meanwhile, in australia
EA: F
Bethesda: C
Microsoft: D- and that's out of pity, and because I play on PC so hey, no reason to buy an xbox one I'll get all their games.
>Xbox One S
So they're going full Apple, huh?
>xbox ones
But PS4 doesn't have any good exclusives.
>release a new bone
>do everything you can to make purchasing an xbone a bad idea
Why is Microsoft so desperate to fuck themselves like this? Was losing the console war this gen just not enough failure for them?
MOLE
MOLEY MOLE
TODD!
C
+We Happy Few
+Recore
+Sea of Thieves
+"Exclusively on Xbox One and Windows 10"
-Everything else.
WHY ARE PEOPLE CHEERING ON CONSOLE GENERATIONS BEING SHORTER AND SHORTER?
Hello Antartica
>TODD
I'll wait for the Xbox One S+
GODD HOWARD
TODD
Todd!!!!
haha
TODD
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TODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>todd
>it's all lies now
LYIN TODD
WITH A BIG APOSTROPHE
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A TERAFLOP
Why is every trailer now so damn overdramatic.
But wait
Fuck off gen7babby, console generations have always been 4-5 years
THE XBOX-U!
>Xbones