Looks or stats?

Looks or stats?

>not humiliating fashionfaggots by beating they're skulls in with a giant dildo

>they are skulls

Depends on how much +2 damage matters.

>using lolrandumb weapons

Fuck you faggot 'll win with the +10 sword every time

Looks, to an extent. If a weapon is slightly worse but looks better I'll take it. If it's a lot worse then I'll take the better weapon.

>they are skulls

Stats everyday

This. If it lets me kill an enemy in 51 hits instead of 50, then I'm not taking the dildo sword.

Stats over looks up until the last 20% of the game. Looks > Stats for the end game.

this

Those are some low hanging balls.

the second one looks better I don't get it

its always easy to ruse the new kids

>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>Simply pretending XD

Do both swing at the same speed?

nice excuse for being illiterate dumb shit

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Dude this.

Who wouldn't want to bulgeon someone to death with a fucking cock.

Stats, never gave a shit about looks. Plus beating up dudes with a dildo sword sounds like a good deal to me

>i play games to feed into my ultramasculine personality
sure user whatever keeps the depression away

Right is a thrusting weapon

>this is the saints row audience

Sup Forums would pick the dick sword and shove it up their ass

seems to me that is looks and stats hot damn!

I didn't realize being a literal retard was considered bait.

Has someone ever beat your skull in with a giant penis before?

Depends on how significant the difference is. I played through most of mass effect in hot pink armor because it was the best I could find.

Now I'm playing neptunia and stats might as well not even exist.

he's a faggot, so probably

10/10

stats all the way baby

Can I hold the dicksword so the balls aren't touching my arm?

>2016
>not beating your enemies with a giant dick

Both

You need to hold it by the tip using the balls like a flail.

The second one. It has looks and stats.

two handed it becomes a ranged/projectile weapon

Those are obviously two handed swords, you can only equip one at a time