Hack you

Hack you.

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I hate modern gaming

> Niggers: The Video Game.

The history of what?

The history of HACKS

literally hacking this thread as we speak

you're fucking dead, kiddo

>The history of what?

WE THE PEOPLE

history of dindu

Hate hack history

*hack

My 14 year old self would fucking love this shit. Too bad it's too cringey for me now.

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN

Hack this
*unzips dick*

The watchwatchmen

lol

The biggest ack of the history

>Execute the biggest hack of the history

So what, the goal of the game is to found Ubisoft?

I bet you think you're the hacker, well I'm the hackest.

hackertyper.net/

hacked

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Have they seriously not fixed that shit yet?

>for honor doesn't have niggers

ubi needs to be hacked

all they did was remove the "the"

YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

I THINK IT LOOKS FUN

That's somehow even worse.

PHONE HACKERS ON MOTORCYCLES

Naturally, I knows the hacker

I don't know who the biggest hack in vidya is though Sup Forums

You'll have to tell me so I know how violent this game is

>niggers hacking anything

Spookies cameo when

Why is she in a washing machine?

All your hack are belong to us

ITT: Butthurt anime avatar Thruss supporters

>execute the biggest hack
Why did Ubisoft make a game where you kill Keiji Inafune?

I-I've been out-hacked

They are pretty good at hacking each other to pieces

READY FOR ROUND 2?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

the main villain is trump

>I think it actually looks pretty cool and will probably buy it
Looks better than anything from microsoft ea or PC gaming at least

MODS

Watch dogs 2 leaked ending youtu.be/dKohD_RLnFw?t=13s

We've been making these jokes for weeks now.

Its not funny anymore.

oh come on it's like they're not even trying

We know you're a plant. Just stop.

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I'll probably get it just because I need a few Ubisoft tower climbing, shootan, open world games a year.
I hate my self for it.

I can at least make believe the L33T HAXXOR shit is ironic.
It's not, but I can pretend.

>Ubisoft
>fixing shit

Maybe it's a new truth in advertising angle they're going for? Even their sentences are buggy and poorly made.

I blame the vegans.

>a social media is being used to silence oposition

It should be the opposite don't? thinking about the facebook scandal a couple of days ago

Niel Breen is true fucking kino.

the cis white male patriarchy of course

they aren't

WHO WATCHES THE WATCHWATCHMEN
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHWATCHMEN

>agendas

I don't even like Trump and this angers me.

what am i looking at

kek

So this guy is gay, right?

Like, super gay?

pls stop what do u want from me

Epic hack!
It'll be just like when I hack my friends facebook!

A thriving Dwarven Fortress, well planned, with a moat, drawbridge, ballista protection, a cave river + farms, sufficient housing and storage, and a lava flow for forging, soon to meet its end by digging too deep.

wait what the fuck? he made ANOTHER MOVIE about him being a super hacker?
jesus fuck

that's cute as fuck, you're the gay

>In the final battle you fight the internet while simultaneously hacking it in a cinematic QTE, this is the dialogue:

internet: Tell me about the hacker!! Why does he wear the mask!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired hacker!!
Marcus: [Still has his hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would execute the biggest hack of the history before getting doxed.
internet: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Marcus: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our hacker plan.
[INTERNET SLOWLY DOXING MARCUS]
Marcus: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
internet: If I pull that off would you die?
Marcus: It would be extremely painful....
internet: You're a big hacker!
Marcus: For you!
internet: Was getting doxed part of your plan?
Marcus: Of course!
[PRESS X TO EXECUTE THE BIGGEST HACK OF THE HISTORY]

I am kinda gay for him honestly.

I dunno. It looked pretty cool. I might pick up Downgrade_Dogs today. I've always liked the concept. Plus the character are much better than Aiden

You really showed him bud. Keeping Sup Forums a tolerant and inclusive place. Keep fighting the good fight.

>don't agree with partisan politics
>go full partisan guerilla warfare in response
okay

it's ok guy I had to stop reading soul eater because I caught the gay for stein

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You can't make this shit up.

It's hardgay.

>biggest hack of the history

so... we're actually the villains in this game?

cool

>posts Kojima
>not Hideo

The history of Cinco de mayo

Last scene:
>Watch_Dogs 2 announced!

>tfw the protagonist isn't a fat neckbeard with an anime t shirt
The game would be 10 times better if they just had a fat NEET trying to take revenge on a guy who insulted his favourite video game, only to find out that said guy was wanted by the government for some reason.
One thing leads to another and the next thing we know is that the vice president wants to take over America and it's up to a NEET to save the day.
Also, have the fat MC do all that silly parkour shit too.

This sounds incredible. Anime body pillow snuggling minigame confirmed.

the man who hacked the world

I would play this
>Naruto run everywhere
>Tips fedora and snickers with every boss encounter then monolougues like shadow the hedgehog
>REEEEEEEEEEEE *Rules of nature plays*

>Even dedsec winky face man is cringing in the corner

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

fund it

whoa, calm down pablo. don't have a mexican drug massacre over it

>Unlockable Katana after you found the 50 hidden fedoras
>Tutorial level is you doing chores around the house, including drives to the local supermarket to buy food
>The chores never end though and thus you decide to hack the car of the neighbor and take that instead
>the only reason you join the resistance in the first place is because you want to impress the cute female leader

*tips*

>hacks the local store
>tendies are added to your bank account

Jewbisoft is going to regret that come November 9th....

I could really do with a snickers right about now.

>That scene where he was training while Medusa tried to fuck with his head.

>hacks local store
>GBP added to your account

>we

But Mommy controls the GBP.
Unless... Mommy was the leader of the hacker ring all along???

Ubisoft's head writer is the biggest hack of all.

Thats how she controls other hackers, the store had GBP because another hacker was in the network with you as you hacked.
GET OUT OF THERE, NOW