Totally l33t hax0r renegade

>totally l33t hax0r renegade
>Wannabe BLM member
>DedSec
>Fight against da evil raysis non-Trump
This is the fucking state of Western video games. Did a 14-year-old write this?

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they will regret the amount of money they poured into this once they realize even 14 year olds see through their bullshit

the fuck do you expect from ubisoft

is he really a blm member?

Did a 14-year-old write this?
No, but they are the target audience.

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THAT'D BE LIKE IF I MADE A GAME CALLED, SAN FRANCISCO 2017, MOTHERFUCKIN INTERNET TROLLS FROM THE INTERNET HAVE ARRIVED THROUGH A PORTAL, THE LEADER OF UNITED STATES CALL UPON ALBERTO BARBOSA, NELSON MANDELA HALF COUSIN IN ORDER TO ANNIHILATE THE 2.5 OCTODECILLION GAMERGATE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE, HOWEVER ON THE SECRET CATHEDRAL OF MISOGYN A MASTER PLAN IS COINCEVED TO RESURRECT THE SHITLORD RULER, MARK THRUSS INTO A MECHA WALL BUILDING MACHINE.

Not really sure about that pham people who play these type of video games are really stupid

forgot the meme arrow, oops

>non trump

It's fucking Clinton guys. It's literally Hillary.

Aside from the campaign slogan and shit, it's Hillary.

Literally the beginning of the trailer

>they're manipulating your feed to tailor your opinion to their interests
>they're fooling you into voting for their puppet

It's Clinton. It's not Trump.

im so sick of leftist bullshit

>ubisoft
>western

i hope trump sues the shit out of ubisoft for defamation

>Rich politician doesn't have a team of elite hackers who immediately buttfuck the protagonist when he tries so much as reading their boss' email.

You are one deluded idiot.
>Thruss
>Similar Slogan
>"They are clearly talking about Hilary, despite the fact the candidate is a man with a similar last name"

It's Hillary.

This. My first thought was literally "Huh, like Hilary?" Then I saw the Truss and knew normies and idiots would assume they were knocking Trump.

You just fucking made this thread.

Yeah, and I even acknowledged that, but listen to what they're actually saying about the candidate.

They're talking about how he's a puppet for the party and how he manipulates searches and social media to make him look better and make his opponents look worse and to sway public opinion.

That doesn't apply to Trump at all, but it applies to Hillary.

Watch Dogs sold really well and people are already hyped for this

look at this leftist cucks!!! look at hem!!!

This is honestly the dumbest comment I read on Sup Forums.

I read posts from people who said Duke Nukem Forever was being ironic when the first trailer was shown.
I read posts about people hyping Brink, and Starbound.
Post that said MN9 would be released last year and that it was going to be great.

You are playing with fire, you might actually become retarded if you keep it up.

You're not very bright, are you?

why is this allowed?

...Could it be...*Gasp* BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME?!
Go back to Sup Forums, it's not like Sup Forums needs more of this crap, but I'm sure you're getting a giggle no matter the outcome.

I hope you slip on your own pool of piss and die.

why does western games always have to try to push a political agenda, it's pretty tiresome

>Haxor kid
>is capable with firearms and is athletic
way to go Ubisoft, too scared to make anything other than assassin's creed

This. Alas Sup Forums is too dumb to get it.
At worst is a combination of the two. At best the team cleverly disguised it to avoid censorship from their own bosses or the media. Attacking directly either candidate is a sure way to get boycotted.

Even normies know Hillary is the Wall Street pick, the one already bought and paid for. They still choose her for other reasons.

You are both retarded.
The sad thing here is that you are attributing actual talent to Ubisoft, what you propose is way out of their league.

The writing in their games is atrocious, they could not remark they are talking about Trump without threading into actual lawsuit territory.

And I get, ha ha, you are both pretending to be retarded, the joke is on me, you are just playing stupid..but are you really? are you really pretending?

Not that it matters, It is an ocean of piss I suppose.

>normies
Fuck off newfag.

>it's muh candidate
no it isn't
it's generic mcman villain in every movie with corporate government corrupt person

if everyone knows hillary is evil who the fuck votes for her?

>STOP MAKING FUN OF TRUMP
>YOU CAN'T DO THAT I DONT LIKE IT ITS NOT ALLOWED

>don't forget to put all the 10 women from hr in front so it looks diverse

normal, "boring" democrat people who just wants more of the same, no drastic changes (ie trump or bernie)

Calm down, Jamal.

Spotted the Ubishill. How's losing $71 million and selling your company working out?

>being this scared of buzzwords

See Its obvious as hell that Trump is the wild horse candidate, and Hilary is the establishment pick. Being a "puppet" candidate literally means being the one bought and paid for by the powers at be to either push an interest or maintain the status quo, and Trumps policies or actions don't indicate that for a second. Ubisoft is being clever by being retarded -- by making their generic corrupt politicians bad guy sound like Trump, they're making Lefties want to buy the game. But what's sad is that the more apt comparison is of "Truss" to Hilary.

People who know that Trump is 5x worse.

ITT: triggered Thrusstards

>Trumpeteers are actually butthurt about this
Hilarious.

I am not a Ubisoft shill. I am merely stating the truth. To be honest, i'm hyped for this game. Not everyone that loves a game series has to be a shill. This has everything I could have ever asked in an Open World setting.

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The Trump parody isn't the problem, it's that these motherfuckers can't even make a video game without filling it with their heavy-handed political commentary.

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you mean retards that eat up leftist propaganda like ice cream?

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ebin. simply ebin.

This isn't a political sub, friend.

please have a penis

this gif is so calming for some reason

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Trump BTFO

Fuck HR

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>Trump supporters getting triggered because they are making fun of his idol

I've got bad news for you, man. Aside from rednecks and murikan idiots, everyone in the world is making fun of Trump

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>implying they're not taking generic safe middle-ground approach and slyly attacking both sides in different ways

>sub
Hello there reddit.

For real though.

What are the odds that there is a twist that reveals the hackers are retarded and the politician wasn't as comically evil as implied.

The bar for Ubisoft games is so low that practically any twist that isn't a betrayal from within is a huge fucking achievement.

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>implying real americans care about the opinions of euroshits
out out out

>make a game about a generic corrupt politician
>permanently triggered Trump supporters automatically assume they're being attacked
Hmm. Makes You Think.

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You have to go back to Sup Forums.

STOP

BUYING

WESTERNSHIT

GAMES

WHY WON'T YOU SHITLORDS JUST LET US SUBTLY INDOCTRINATE THE YOUTH WITH PROPAGANDA IN VIDYA

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>real americans

You guys are even more stupid than you seem.