>YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, PRESENT MINECRAFT AT E3 AND MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AUTISTIC WHILE STANDING NEXT TO A THICC GODDESS
Why even live?
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS...
Jack Harris
Bentley Wilson
I'd put a bun in her oven desu
Hunter Ramirez
What is it about Minecraft that appeals/attracts autists? Is it the bright colours?
Jaxson Wilson
>dat sticker
shes a lesbian
Nicholas Gomez
Everybody at E3 is wearing those gay badges because of the shooting that happened yesterday.
Jaxson Stewart
The freedom to build (same way Legos attract autism, plus there's got to be a reason the Autism Awareness ribbon is puzzle-textured).
Logan Carter
holy shit, who do those hips belong to
i gotta know
Ayden Carter
what the actual fuck is that creature
disgusting
Daniel Taylor
She's not thick dumbass, it's her shape.
Alexander Jackson
She wasn't even the most QT at the Minecraft presentation, Carmack is a fucking babe.
Bentley Allen
>THICC GODDESS
what
Dylan Foster
and that should stop me because?
Joseph Adams
her shape is T H I C C
Kayden Reyes
This. I want Carmack to ram me while explaining the more technical aspects of VR technology.
Justin Jackson
I suppose if you've been exposed to almost no women, that term could work?
Carson Wright
>lydia winters will never hold a sweepstakes to let her sit on your face during minecon
there's no reason for me to go on lad
i'd need a paper bag for her face tho
Luis Sullivan
Even lesbians can't resist the D.
It's the douchebag assholes attached to the D the dykes don't like.
Adam Howard
>Even lesbians can't resist the D.
>I don't understand what a lesbian is
Mason Richardson
...
Sebastian Flores
>ywn have a thic gf with thighs that look like mc hammer pants
David Turner
No mousey gaymer gf
Oliver Carter
Are we now in the phase of misusing the word thicc now? That's what happens with every hot new term.
Asher Bennett
>tfw I havent even had sex and I'm embarrased at all the virginity ITT
Jose Morales
Worst meme fetish since furry
Adam Ramirez
best part of the conference by far
i will dream about this woman laying naked in my bed for years to come...
Jordan Sanders
You could probably feel the HEAT coming off of that thang. Getting sweaty just being near her.
John Campbell
Since when is liking hips or fat chicks a meme?
Gabriel Long
Holy shit the flattest ass. I'd still get me knob wet.
Jaxson Smith
it's been a meme for quite a while now.