TALK
DEATH STRANDING
Anthony Fisher
Easton Watson
LET THE THEORIES BEGIN
Anthony Reyes
w-what is it?
Brody Peterson
ALIEN APOCALYPSE
Colton Long
I'm ready for playable Norman Reedus mpreg horror.
Wyatt Sanders
Where were you when P.T got made into a full game?
Silent Hill is dead
Long live Death Stranding
Cooper Myers
I want to shake this man by the shoulders and scream at him to make sense
Jackson Clark
>WE PERFUME ADVERTISEMENT NOW
Brayden Foster
STRANDING
Jaxon Ward
Honestly though that trailer was intruiging as fuck.
Joshua Robinson
OUTSTRANDING!
Cameron Flores
NO
NOT ANOTHER RUSE CRUISE
KOJIMA
I WANT OFF
Andrew Nelson
>Norman Reedus holding a Norman Fetus
That's the shit right there.
Alexander Perez
GIANT
ENEMY
CRABS
Owen White
STRANDING
Leo Nelson
>trailer starts with a quote from Songs of Innocence
Why is this guy the only developer who isn't a mediocre loser and actually has some culture? Is it because he isn't American?
Watching this trailer after that inane garbage from Call of Duty felt like walking into Heaven.
Jack Wood
Dorito pope was right, kojima's shirt earlier was a hint
Isaiah White
Name is fucking stupid but I will suck kojimas dick forever noatter what.
Christopher Bennett
Ah yes, the man who's last games include MSG4: NANOMACHINES and MGSV: The Demo and Trailers Are Better Than the Actual Game
Brandon Nelson
ON THE EDGE
Jonathan Long
I'LL
KEEP
COMING
Logan Walker
What the fuck is it about?
Where those USB's on his neck?
Leo Perez
>mfw at least 4 years of Kojima trailers saving E3s
Nathan Roberts
>YFW that trailer
Jayden Clark
BUT
Josiah Evans
Gyo with oil?
John Wilson
...
Eli Martinez
...
Julian Rivera
Kojimas should just make music videos.
Samuel Smith
So good trailer
Actually the game will be nothing like it
Brody Morales
2bh kojima must have smoked some dank shit to produce a trailer like that
Cooper White
youtu.be
what the fuck
Chase Evans
That's what I thought. I have a USB stick that looks just like those but scaled down a bit.
Luis Wright
I'm not going to lie and jump on the hate-bandwagon like most of you people because it's >cod, but I thought it looked pretty good.
Solid gameplay and enrich environment in S P A C E
I didn't think it was Call of Duty until they showed the logo
Jonathan Morgan
All the dead fish reminds me a lot of a lovecraft book that I can't remember the name of
Christopher Cook
>U2
>Culture
Robert Anderson
FUCKING HIDEO KOJIMA
LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING GAME SO FAR
Aiden Taylor
I don't get it.
Owen Campbell
>mfw no Junji Ito or Del Toro
JUST
Ryan Nguyen
MGS2 was created when Kojima and Fukushima took a trip to NYC and did shrooms while touring old buildings and monument. The footage at the end of mgs2 is from that trip.
Levi Jones
I'm fairly certain it is at least going to be inspired by Ito.
Christian Lee
>nude norman reedus
Josiah Campbell
Bentley Roberts
Explain
Gavin Brooks
I'M
BACK
Ayden Jackson
MANS ASS
Josiah Campbell
That trailer is fucking fantastic
Dominic Hill
Okay. So, we all know that Kojima has some strange as fuck ideas on medical shit.
My assumption is Reedus gave birth to a child via caesarian, with the child born in his stomach cavity, because... All humans died?
The dead animals linked to poisoning of oceans, since the child also turns to oil....
So, blood for oil hint?
Spooky people in the sky = Elooomiarty?
>game
It showed a pre-rendered CGI trailer with some music, the very definition of not a game, user.
Aiden Gutierrez
the crow
Landon Rogers
>Mom walks in during Kojimas trailer
Yeah, that was awkward as hell
Logan Sanchez
It's still early. They could jump on at anytime.
Jose James
Let's get to the nitty gritty
did they render Reedus' cock live?
Liam Robinson
>inspired by Ito
>written by Kojima
The universe may collapse with how shitty the ending will be, but up until then it will be a wild ride.
Aiden Phillips
...
Landon Edwards
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrian White
Jaxon Harris
I gotcha user
Alright so there's this redneck right? And he got some usbs on his necklace so this is some future swag right here famo. This invisible alien is stalking his ass and trying to snatch his baby that the doctors ripped out of him (The baby is important because his scar resembled a cross) and the alien turned that baby into an insibible baby dude. Then you got these 5 floating niggas just floating there and they want that baby too, cause that baby gonna be the king of the floating niggas.
Henry Lee
actually, the real name was lost in translation.
DEATH STRANDING, is supposed to be DEATHS LANDING, but you know those slants and thier R's
Nathaniel Bailey
i don't understand
Colton Davis
Lots of shit games had neat trailers, I know, I bought CoD: Ghosts on the idea it showed USA falling to a massive combined invasion and shit and you leading a gurrilla force. You know, like Homefront but actually decent.
In the end, I felt sick after 30 mins and the game didn't do anything different.
>Oh look hostages
>don't shoot
>Shoot the guy with the guns quickly
>the hostages die anyway without being shot
No thanks.
Angel Ramirez
I'M READY FOR VIDYAKINO.
James Allen
You cheeky fucking sausage
Adam Williams
This is not a cesarean section scar.
Landon Flores
Sebastian Cruz
GUYS YOU CAN CHOOSE TO BELIEVE ME OR NOT, I DON'T CARE
I don't have any photo proof, but I met Kojima last night in Los Angeles, I asked to get a picture of him but he said no because he's here as a secret.
Obviously the secret is out now so I'm sharing with you guys.
I shook his hand and thanked him for being the hero of vidya.
here's exactly what went down
>in LA seeing a screening of Drive and The Neon Demon double feature
>Kojima is friends with director Nicolas Winding Refn
>Drive ends
>hit the bathroom
>in line 2 japanese dudes notice my Junji Ito shirt and they're like "Oh cool shirt"
>Call over to someone in japanese to come see my shirt
>it's Mr. Kojima
>ask for a pic but they say no, because he's in LA as a secret
>shake his hand
>mfw
fuck anons I was so happy
Elijah Cruz
S Y M B O L I S M
Evan James
IM NOT BUYING A GAME FROM JAPANESE TODD HOWARD
Chase Taylor
That's where they put the bomb
Luis Baker
No, it isn't, because that's not where your womb is.
However, he is a man and a baby would be born in his stomach cavity, which is where that scar is.
So yes, that could be the equivalent of a caesarean scar.
Fucking retard, user.
Robert Wood
Neon demon is out?
How was it?
John Bennett
nigga you should have posted this earlier, before it happened baka
Nathaniel Kelly
reminded me a loooooooooot of Gyo
Oliver Smith
I thought it was a naked girl at the beginning of the trailer.
Colton Long
he was on Dorito Pope's show earlier, it was not secret
Henry Jenkins
your story is just boring enough to make me believe it
what do his hands feel like
William King
>a baby would be born in his stomach cavity
holy fuck do you even biology
Dylan Harris
I believe you. How was Neon Demon? I'm hyped as fuck for it.
Jack Russell
But why? All it had in common was dead sea life.
Asher Nelson
...
Adam Johnson
I'm fairly sure you would either only have a vertical or horizontal scar from a cesarean. Making cuts like that would be unnecessary.
David Martin
He wasn't here as a secret, user. He was on earlier.
Cooper Roberts
Oh the ruse cruise is back on the sea, and it feels good.
Almost tearing up here. Can't wait for the bullshit theories, the twists and turns and the memes.
Thank you Kojima, you wonderful yellow motherfucker.
Adam Sanchez
Kojima is supposedly going to be live with Doritos Pope over at YouTube gaming.youtube.com
Colton Martinez
He was the secret guest you mongoloid.
Isaiah Brown
The wires leading from the dead fish?
I dunno the subject matter isn't exactly common is it?
Christian Carter
Wait, does he have a belly button?
Michael Lopez
It's too late. It was always too late.
Christian Edwards
>Making cuts like that would be unnecessary.
user, this is Kojima. He either doesn't give a fuck or he legit has no idea how a c-section works.
Christopher Moore
WE'RE TALKING HIDEO KOJIMA HERE
the guys a master fucking ruse and the whole journey until we reach the end of the game is something that would leave you STANDING
Andrew Hughes
Cipher took it from him.
He's taking it back.
Asher Ross
Can he speak english?
Jaxon Bennett
I officially know less about Kojima's game now than before he showed it, so there's that.
Carter Cook
Yes, in a world with flying shadow people and shitloads of dead animals, written by Hideo "I have no idea what medical science is outside of wiki entries" Kojima, the idea that a guy in fucking space having a child is crazy.
Look up ectopic implantation. It's been confirmed, by dozens of experts to be 'theoretically' possible to plant a fertilized embryo into a stomach cavity.
It has never been done before in real life, but this isn't real life user, this is a video game. I'm explaining it too you.
Isaiah Reed
>Can't wait for the bullshit theories, the twists and turns and the memes.
This x 1000
KOJIMA UNLEASHED
Lincoln Ortiz
But it's pottery, user.
Adam Edwards
I liked the explanation where oil and dead sealife all lead to hamfisted environmental message akin to the nuclear weapon rant in first MGS.
Julian Jones
it begins anew
the kojima theories and mindfucks is where this all shines, to then finding we're all wrong and we were all just being played like a damn fiddle
Sebastian Carter
i knew it was going to be good from the initial trailer since it looked like it did halo but right
Carson Stewart
See I'm trying to explain to you what mad world Kojima is in and how he thinks it works.
This is a guy who put wormholes into MGS5 and thinks you can brainwash a person so well they think they're somebody else which also gives them their abilities.
Gabriel Carter
>Fucking CONAN is at E3