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Unlike Konami, Sony will bankroll whatever crazy idea Kojima has with as much time as he needs.

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Cant wait for it to be released on PS5

>script
>hideo kojima

how you know the game is gonna be bad

Not a clue on what this game will even be about.
youtube.com/watch?v=lt2K45vwTM4

Cant wait to see Norman Reedus doing anime backflips off ghosts heads

I haven't played a Kojimbo game since the PS2, but I'm glad he's still in business after that bullshit with konami.

Wait a minute... that cover.

And just like last time, he won't give two fucks about the story, content, or satisfaction of the player.
Just like last time and in MGS4, he will explain all the mystery in the dullest and dumbest way possible.

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

WAIT!!!

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And you'll play it.

>eat
>sting

what does it mean

Man, that trailer was PRETENTIOUS as FUCK.

I won't even pirate it.

The new Neon Genesis Evangelion looks neat

Literal movie poster.

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kojima has every fucking right in the world to be pretentious. he may not get it right everytime, but when he does, holy shit it's a beautiful well crafted game.

x2 zoom

> Kojima / Nojima

What did he mean by this?

ENHANCE!!!

Nojima is the guy who wrote the Japanese MGS novelizations (Bar MGS4, which was done by the late Project Itoh).

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God, I miss that proto-'meme'. I remember EvilChan raiding Sup Forums with CP after moot went emo. Made me quit Sup Forums.

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>STEATING
>EAT STING

>DHRAND

For a 15yro maybe, as i grew older looking back the mgs ive played i felt a cringe through my spine.

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>but when he does

he never does

make it bigger this is gold

>EAT SHIT GRAND HD
what did he mean by this?

I feel pretty disgusted with myself that was the first thing I thought.

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>9999 C4

>one-man cast
>poster is the same outfit from the trailer
It's either going to be short as fuck or repetitive as fuck.

x4 ZOOM

>EAT AND STING
>Eat babies to grow your power
>Then sting whales to death

>EAT
>RAND

The cult behind this guy I'll never fucking get.
Can a free sonygger explain to me the rabid idolisation of Kojima?
All I see is pretentious shooters that don't know whether to be movies or games, filled with awkward as hell Japanese "humor" and some over the top Jap traipsing around like he's the messiah.

Can't stop laughing.

>facebook
Please end your life.

Exclusive new trailer for the much anticipated new game from Hideo Kojima 'Stranding Deep'

youtube.com/watch?v=FIGJZmNFZ54

I knew a Japanese milf named Kojima, we used to sext and skype all the time because she was unhappy with her marriage.

Post Kojima's ass and tits

Nah.

>A ps4 exlusive

AAAAAAAHHHH

FUCKING CONSOLE KEKS

STOP TAKING MY GAMES AWAY

I DIDN'T SPEND 1300$ ON MY PC FOR THIS


REEEEEEEEE

kojimas games are pure kino, I almost think the guy has legit austism

RIP Sony, it was good while it lasted.

timed

Exactly what I thought the moment it came up

>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA
>HIDEO KOJIMA

Jesus, this man is literally the Marc Jacobs of vidya.

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Why are you (and some others on Sup Forums) calling this trailer "pretentious?" Would you call anything with vague symbolism at all "pretentious?"

I'm not exactly calling Kojima some creative genius, but when did Sup Forums become so vehemently anti-intellectual?

For a trailer without any gameplay, I thought it was well-made and interesting.

He's so fucking full of himself, laughable.

This is going to be a 6/10 game at best, but Sup Forums will suck its cock because their favorite pretentious gook made it.

PEE CEE KEK
MAD AS FUCK

MALE PREGNANCY

The abuse of symbolism in media made people wary of it.
I just hope Kojimbo is up to the task with his new game.

kojimaproductions.jp/
read this for a bit of a better understanding

I just saw the trailer and laughed the whole way through. Some things that struck me:

>you don't see his dick
>man giving birth to a baby
>man + baby = manbaby

I dunno, the whole thing seemed hella misogynistic and cliche.


Lol, this.

>PLS have Asuka

It will be good and you are a kike!
The trailer already has several levels of depth!
Gas yourself!

It hardly looks like a game right now. Im still curious as to what he has in store however.

Also melting babies, dead animals and UFOs.

No Kojima, I just got off your ruse cruise. Please, don't make me get on board again. Please...

Us Xboners would appreciate you not using derogatory terms such as "console keks" seeing as how we're supplying you with fresh AAA titles now.

It's solid snake.

STRANDING MAN ASS

>the site is a bunch of grid lines and a faint background of clouds
What does Kojima mean by this? or, did the site just not load properly for me?

same here

>From Sapiens to Ludens
>Ludens were evolved humans with special abilities
>baby turns into "black goop" and walks away invisible
>black goop is just NANOMACHINES again
watch

>Dead crabs on the beach
What did Kojima mean by this?

img.kojimaproductions.jp/img/works/full/13.jpg

You must look harder

whoa

From Sapiens to LudensWe are Homo Ludens (Those who play). From the moment we enter this world, we instinctively invent ways to have “fun”, and share our inventions with those around us. We are not asked to do this, nor do we need reasons to create. It is simply who we are. We find one another and compete with one another. We laugh together and cry together; all while playing together. Our experiences bind us and liberate us. To share our most valuable experiences, we create stories, invent tools, and evolve the art of play. Play has been our ally since the dawn of civilization. “Playing” is not simply a pastime, it is the primordial basis of imagination and creation. Truth be told, Homo Ludens (Those who Play) are simultaneously Homo Faber (Those who Create). Even if the earth were stripped of life and reduced to a barren wasteland, our imagination and desire to create would persevere beyond survival, it would provide hope that flowers may one day bloom again. Through the invention of play, our new evolution awaits. KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS We are Homo Ludens. We are those who play.

The game will be a wasteland sandbox where you "create" new worlds to "play" in.

What's the last good Kojima game?

mgs3

Hmmmm....................

I don't know why the hell I've given Kojima this power over me, especially in the wake of MGSV, but goddamn if the man doesn't know how to generate hype.

But that's not a Kojima game.

It will be Raiden all over again.

Interesting. The sites loads fully now, though, and that text appears under the link "message," so it seems more like a mission statement for Kojima Productions than for Death Stranded itself.

To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour
A Robin Red breast in a Cage
Puts all Heaven in a Rage
A Dove house filld with Doves & Pigeons
Shudders Hell thr' all its regions
A dog starvd at his Masters Gate
Predicts the ruin of the State
A Horse misusd upon the Road
Calls to Heaven for Human blood
Each outcry of the hunted Hare
A fibre from the Brain does tear
A Skylark wounded in the wing
A Cherubim does cease to sing
The Game Cock clipd & armd for fight
Does the Rising Sun affright
Every Wolfs & Lions howl
Raises from Hell a Human Soul
The wild deer, wandring here & there
Keeps the Human Soul from Care
The Lamb misusd breeds Public Strife
And yet forgives the Butchers knife
The Bat that flits at close of Eve
Has left the Brain that wont Believe
The Owl that calls upon the Night
Speaks the Unbelievers fright
He who shall hurt the little Wren
Shall never be belovd by Men
He who the Ox to wrath has movd
Shall never be by Woman lovd
The wanton Boy that kills the Fly
Shall feel the Spiders enmity
He who torments the Chafers Sprite
Weaves a Bower in endless Night
The Catterpiller on the Leaf
Repeats to thee thy Mothers grief
Kill not the Moth nor Butterfly
For the Last Judgment draweth nigh
He who shall train the Horse to War
Shall never pass the Polar Bar
The Beggars Dog & Widows Cat
Feed them & thou wilt grow fat
The Gnat that sings his Summers Song
Poison gets from Slanders tongue
The poison of the Snake & Newt
Is the sweat of Envys Foot
The poison of the Honey Bee
Is the Artists Jealousy
The Princes Robes & Beggars Rags
Are Toadstools on the Misers Bags
A Truth thats told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent

>Hitori Nojima

Is this a real person?

It feels like wordplay

It is right it should be so
Man was made for Joy & Woe
And when this we rightly know
Thro the World we safely go
Joy & Woe are woven fine
A Clothing for the soul divine
Under every grief & pine
Runs a joy with silken twine
The Babe is more than swadling Bands
Throughout all these Human Lands
Tools were made & Born were hands
Every Farmer Understands
Every Tear from Every Eye
Becomes a Babe in Eternity
This is caught by Females bright
And returnd to its own delight
The Bleat the Bark Bellow & Roar
Are Waves that Beat on Heavens Shore
The Babe that weeps the Rod beneath
Writes Revenge in realms of Death
The Beggars Rags fluttering in Air
Does to Rags the Heavens tear
The Soldier armd with Sword & Gun
Palsied strikes the Summers Sun
The poor Mans Farthing is worth more
Than all the Gold on Africs Shore
One Mite wrung from the Labrers hands
Shall buy & sell the Misers Lands
Or if protected from on high
Does that whole Nation sell & buy
He who mocks the Infants Faith
Shall be mockd in Age & Death
He who shall teach the Child to Doubt
The rotting Grave shall neer get out
He who respects the Infants faith
Triumphs over Hell & Death
The Childs Toys & the Old Mans Reasons
Are the Fruits of the Two seasons
The Questioner who sits so sly
Shall never know how to Reply
He who replies to words of Doubt
Doth put the Light of Knowledge out
The Strongest Poison ever known
Came from Caesars Laurel Crown
Nought can Deform the Human Race
Like to the Armours iron brace
When Gold & Gems adorn the Plow
To peaceful Arts shall Envy Bow
A Riddle or the Crickets Cry
Is to Doubt a fit Reply
The Emmets Inch & Eagles Mile
Make Lame Philosophy to smile
He who Doubts from what he sees
Will neer Believe do what you Please
If the Sun & Moon should Doubt
Theyd immediately Go out
To be in a Passion you Good may Do
But no Good if a Passion is in you

For some reason I don't like norman reedus, he looks like a crybaby faggot.

The Whore & Gambler by the State
Licencd build that Nations Fate
The Harlots cry from Street to Street
Shall weave Old Englands winding Sheet
The Winners Shout the Losers Curse
Dance before dead Englands Hearse
Every Night & every Morn
Some to Misery are Born
Every Morn and every Night
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to Endless Night
We are led to Believe a Lie
When we see not Thro the Eye
Which was Born in a Night to perish in a Night
When the Soul Slept in Beams of Light
God Appears & God is Light
To those poor Souls who dwell in Night
But does a Human Form Display
To those who Dwell in Realms of day

tl;dr - OPEN YOUR EYES

He looks like a chink

>implying this scene will be in the final game

Is STANDING all over again

Nice meme Konami, gud luck with your pachinko haha

>he may not get it right everytime, but when he does
Name one time. Actually go back and play those Kojima games and actually pay attention; the good parts of them were clearly not because of Kojima, but the people who told him to stop being a wanna be Hollywood movie faggot.

he is
youtube.com/watch?v=LKpGU4TrhM4

We can only hope.

What game would kojima make? Third person shooter? Would we even play as Norman? Is it going to be tactical action? Is it going to be a walking simulator?

Kojima saved playstation

Because that post was clearly not a sonygger making fun of PC mustards.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHERES MY SILENT HILLS????!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow looks like a generic sundance indie flick
BRAVA KOJIMBO
this shit will be the definitely proof that kojima is a hack