Kojima enters stage

>kojima enters stage
>herro
>i'm back
>4U
>real time
>preas enjoy
>what follows is a dreamy sequence with dead fish and a naked man

you couldn't make this up

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Whales aren't fish

There are dead fish in the trailer though.

And crabs too, don't forget the crabs.

LITERAL MAN BABY

You can't make stuff up folks

>2006
>"so here's this giant enemy crab"
>2016
>dead giant crabs everywhere

We can rest easy it is finished.

Possibly giant squid, if that's what those tentacle things were.

you forgot the fucking part about the USB baby

>real time
>its just one long cutscene

Kojima should just direct a move like he always wanted to, then maybe he'd make good games again.

USB baby? I missed the USB part. Explain.

All I meant is that they were connected via a cable. Not specifically USB, but you get the idea.

Oh.

I was expecting him to show his peewee but a man can dream

>people really keen on seeing what he's doing
>even gets time on stage
>proceeds to show Norman Reedus and his matrix baby on a beach
I dont know what I expected.
Or why I expected anything that would make sense.
We're firmly back on the Kojima ruise cruise.

I honestly thought it was a ruse. The trailer was one of the most pretentious things I've seen in years, so much so that I actually fucking laughed out loud. How anyone can unironically enjoy this hack's shit is beyond me. At least David Cage is up front that he wants to make 2deep4u movies.

His whole presentation segment was just Kojima as fuck in all the ways I love, but his walkout music at the very beginning elevated it to 11/10.
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It's an umbilical cord you fucking monkey
Reedus got MPREG'd

>MPREG'd

what the fuck is mpreg

Men can't get pregnant

thanks carl, how's your wife's son doing?

That's not a very progressive thing to say, user.

I thought user was doing a witty thing where he combined MPreg with .mpeg because of the cable baby thing
maybe I just need sleep

>some ppl still thinking that Koijma is good after MSGV

You can't be fucking serious...

funny thing is that he even displayed the credits as in a movie trailer. But I guess he'd be one hell of a shitty filmmaker, so that's why he sticks to gaming

is this guy just copying everything this guy does?

He did. That other guy is a moron

>thinking that mgsv was kojima's fault
It's painfully obvious MGSV was rushed out by Konami and you can also bet your ass that they were the ones that decided to have the open world bullshit with outposts to appeal to the normie scum who play Ubisoft shit. If Kojima was given more creative control and time it would have been a masterpiece. I honestly teared up a bit when I realised we'll never play Chapter 3. It would have tied up everything, I know it.

no i didn't you fucking ape