Dead on arrival

dead on arrival

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Someone is getting fired. Everything about this presentation is awful from the way it is played to even the voice acting.

Even if they got it right, it's a gigantic boss so it's automatically one of the worst bosses in the game.

yeah that dude is done

tabata looked like he was about to implode

He should have played it himself instead of trusting what is apparently a marketing creature.

>It's Mark's fault the game is poorly designed garbage that plays like shit

The game looks pretty crap, but he made it look the worst it has ever looked, and anyone with any sense would know that using the first few minutes of a gigantic set piece boss as your ultimate E3 showcase is a poor decision. They would have been better served by a fight against a swarm of enemies and then a little miniboss.

It was so bad. At least it wasn't scripted, but fuck they made it look awful.

>big giant boss in an action rpg

Imagine how better this will be if its in turn based ;^)

Much better, since it would use the same combat system they'd use for every other enemy.

The reason giant bosses suck in action games is that the game isn't designed around them. In a turn based game there's no difference between a big enemy and a small enemy, at least inherently. You can split the big enemy into multiple parts and change up the strategy if you aren't a shit dev though.

>warp points to climb Titan
>prompts for group attacks
>doesn't do any of this
>instead walks around in circles getting hit

He did nothing but get hit and I assume the NPCs actually did all the damage for the fight to end because I sure as hell didn't see him do anything. It's like showing off KH gameplay by letting Donald/Goofy do all the work while Sora gets smacked around. Worst demonstration ever.

My favorite fall out boy song

Man I was literally in disbelieve when that guy was playing in stage. Just terrible. He should have been killed right there.

>warp points to climb Titan
There are none FFXV-kun, give it up.

I'm not that autist.

I've been rewatching the footage, and there are a few that pop up, and I'll try posting the ones I find.

Firstly, you can warp to his dick.

Arm and shoulder.

I still don't understand what the fuck happend

Did he just get nervous and spill his spahgetti? Did the game fuck up on him? was it a mix of everything? I suppose this is why they show scripted already recorded gameplay and not have it fucking live incase of this exact scenario

random part of his head where the spike things protrude

>Mat shitting bricks
>Tabata mad AF

>you can warp to his dick

>Let the fat retard destroy your presentation
>Be on stage doing nothing but being humilated

holy shit I actually feel a little bad for Tabata

don't

>TLG comes out a few days before XV

fuck

That guy apparently practiced for weeks and still ended up dropping his spaghetti.

DESU the combat looks pretty bad without him screwing up. Constant clipping, awkward hit detection, no stagger, basically same thing as FF12.

It was them trying too hard to appeal to the Xbox demographic by showing something big and epic. Unfortunately it had the opposite effect.

That fat guy looks like my mate from TAFE.

they really don't know how to keep the franchise alive
>QTEs
I wouldn't be surprised if they start including first person levels.

They already did a first person level in VR!

XV:VR

I'm a fanboy, but that was FUCKING STUPID.

>that was great!
Am I just imagining the restrained rage in his voice?

COOK THE PIG

>Boss battles are poor QTE

JUST

Damn

QTEs would've been preferable to what was shown, which was literally nothing except getting smacked around.

easily hands down the worst blunder this E3

The franchise is on life support, since consoles are dead in Japan they've been desperately trying hard to appeal to westerners for the last decade.

What does japan play on? they don't play on consoles anymore and PC gaming over there doesn't exist
Is it just 3DS and IOS shit?

More like jut ios shit

>FF will die in your lifetime
Oh yes, i want this so bad.

If FFXIII taught us anything it's that even terrible Final Fantasy games will still do well

Not defending this in the slightest. However if he played perfectly some would say they games too easy.

Depending on how badly XV does you may get your wish.

He should have told him to hand him the controller

>implying Tabata could do any better

I'm not one to complain about English dubbing but holy shit that was awful. All of them except Ignis don't fit their characters at all and are so stupidly over the top it's beyond annoying.

Thank God the game will have fucking quad-audio.

Alright, I'll bite. What the fuck did they do that now nobody wants the game?

>no sliding or tumbling animation when noctis can't stand on Titan's arm
>instead hovers in fall animation above arm until attacking again
Unpolished mess confirmed. What a massive fuckup this game will be. It's so bad that they had to actually go ahead and remake FF7 to attempt making back their money.

I can't tell. All I know is someone during the MS conference played the demo poorly. I'm actually slightly interested in it, something I never thought I would be after FF XIII. But I've been disappointed with Final Fantasy since 2001, so I don't know.

Do you expect someone would stand on stage and play a turn based RPG? It's not that it's bad, but seeing a man selecting menus is even more awkward. It's better for them to showcase the mechanics and leveling system. Turn base RPGs you just have to experience it instead of watching it.

True. There's plenty of ways to keep the players busy while the giant boss is charging up for it's next attack or to change for the next platform or shit. For shame SE, for shame.

I didn't notice anything bad about the xbox presentation. The blizzard spell looked cool.

I just had a kek watching the sony FF15 VR trailer and the guy looks over at his waifu while riding in the car. so many people will buy this

>I didn't notice anything bad about the xbox presentation

How about the fact that the guy playing didn't do the already poorly received gameplay a favor?

>nobody wants the game
That's a little exaggerated. I still want it, I'm just weak to open world game. Alright, here's the thing, imagine a huge as fuck boss fight in any usual action based game, done? Imagine the action based game using XV’s already weak combat, and add salt to it by having a guy on stage doing nothing except for being hit and then suddenly winning it. There. I think it's more about the guy did actually nothing, and suddenly won it for no good reason. I'll be watching the 30 minute livestream in the next 2 days, but I'll doubt it will change minds.

Spent 10 years working on it, and it barely looks any better than it did 5 years ago. Also only one playable character now, Prompto is only playable through VR headset.

The XBox Demo was a boring looking bossfight being played badly. How was there nothing wrong about that?

there were more boring boss fight demos desu

and the giant looked cool and the blizzard looked cool. pretty ok

That's just embarrassing to watch. Was he playing it for the very first time?

It's $50 on Amazon Canada so I pre ordered it.

No user, you're doing it wrong. You can't be too positive in here, or else you'll be called a shill or whatever Sup Forums decides to insult you. You have to balance some positive thoughts with some criticism, that's how you'll survive in here.

He said he had stage fright.

Nigger look at how he talks.

>looked cool
>ok

He's obviously normie trash with zero ability to think critically.

What?

>Makd dogshit game
>Get btfo on stage infront of the largest audience on earth

He deserved it

I'm still excited for the game but that demo and the shitty ATR are the worst thing that happened to the habe since 2006

What is this ATR everyone speaks of?

nothing happened, they both look like typical normal chinamen

the game just has shitty gameplay.