Well, Resident Evil is back to its walking simulator roots. I hope you fags are happy

Well, Resident Evil is back to its walking simulator roots. I hope you fags are happy.

I wont be happy till tank controls are back.

...

Is that a giraffer performing fellatio?

is that a gummy dildo?

Why did the girl leave the giraffe alone :(

It's back to its sony VR™ ROOTS

LIKE YOU REMEMBER.

Only 499$

She didn't. That's its splooge.

>I hope you fags are happy.

Absolutely ecstatic. The tears of Nu-RE fans are delicious honestly. So many RE4 faggots triggered to death now that they aren't being catered too anymore. How does it feel being thrown under the bus homos? RE5 and RE6 were fucking abysmal.

>no longer a giraffe

It's Florida as part of the whole we stand by Orlando movement.

In RE7 you fight against gays in Florida?

fucking this

>Resident Evi7

Odd when I first saw it I could have sworn they went Roman Numerals:
Resident EVII

>mfw i prefer the RE4 but RE5 and 6 were too actiony and was getting tired of the over-the-shoulder formula anyway

They were. It began with a big VII on screen and then the rest of the name was put over.

At least it's not Michael Bay trash like 6

5 was okay

6 was a clusterfuck marred by shit controls

just dissapointed user. wont be buying and this title is doomed to flop and bring capcom financial ruin.
how does that make YOU feel?

No. I wanted an old school RE game similar to Remake. Not a PewDiePie focused first person Silent Hills clone.

This is about as Resident Evil as BF1 is historically accurate.

THE STUFF SHOWN HAS NOTJING IN COMMON WITJ CLASSIC RE GAMES

Stop saying "its returning to its roots" when this is just amnesia/penumbra/outlast lets play garbage.
Classic REs were about slow pacing but you had lots of ammo after the first hour and could shoot enemies. 4-6 just forgot about the pacing and went more actiony.

This new shit is neither. Lets hope Revelations 3 will be decent if it ever releases

Does Revelations get better? Because I just started Revelations 1 and it's kinda shit.

I'm still annoyed at how shit RE6 was. The graphics, the animation, the combat, the whole game was just a giant fucking turd. I hope to god we never seen anything like that again in the RE universe.

just fine desu

no worries I'll just buy 2 copies for every one you retards don't : ^ )

Did anyone else think it was going to be Condemned 3?

Try to at least get to the part were Rachel turns into a Slutty fish monster that was spooky. The game drags on so i don't blame you if you drop it later on.

Revelations 2 is better in my opinion. For some reason Sup Forums seems to prefer repetitive ship maze with 3 enemy types though. Must be all that Jill wetsuit ass.

>We'll never get another Condemned game
; ;7

>jill wetsuit ass
literal system seller

I'm surprised they're calling it seven instead of going with some moniker. They aren't worried that it's going to alienate new players?

>I hope you fags are happy
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They'll try to pander to nostalgia for the old RE crowd while still keeping enough modern game conventions and will fall in an awkward in-between that will fail to satisfy anybody. because old school survival games aren't profitable anymore, especially considering Capcom's ridiculously inflated sales expectancies.

They'll try to pander to nostalgia for the old RE crowd while still keeping enough modern game conventions and will fall in an awkward in-between that will fail to satisfy anybody. because old school survival games aren't profitable anymore, especially considering Capcom's ridiculously inflated sales expectancies.

You're better off hoping they don't fuck up REmake 2 too much.

I think they're using a new strategy of tricking players into thinking that it's a continuation of the story. Having an entirely separate story with a gameplay that the action-RE fans aren't used to might turn them off. They might be interested enough about a possible continuation to ignore the slower and creepier gameplay.

Whoops, sorry.

>because old school survival games aren't profitable anymore

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Cool argument.

I still haven't grabbed the demo, but I'm intrigued. I worry that it's going to be bad in the same way as 5/6, albeit having moved to the opposite extreme of all scares, no action, lack of character. Only time will tell, though.

I thought that was a guy throwing up and holding his legs for a second. Some of the lighter tones look like skin.

RE6 was the best game in the series only behind RE4. Don't blame the game if you're just shit at it (I guess it was "too gamey" for all your casual tastes). What's sadder is that you'll rather believe this to be bait rather than accept the truth. Have fun with your no-gameplay spooky "experiences".

I had a metric shit ton of fun with 6 and I'm really looking forward to VII.

You people ought to try playing games and enjoying them for what they are and not what you think they should be.

>Being this fucking ignorant.

Just do a little research and look between the lines baby.

RE6 is a great time on local co-op with a friend but at the end of the day you can take out the references to the t-virus and have different characters and it's just another TPS with a co-op focus, unfortunately

>RE6 was the best game in the series only behind RE4.

Nice Joke. RE6 is worse than RE Gaiden

just like 6, right?

>fedora

Yep, that's you alright.

Revelations had a sale on eshop for 3ds so the online is alive again.

Raid mode for the win

>can use the options menu to exaggerate the 3d effect even more for extremely defined 3d jillbutt and jessica butt.

Jessicas wetsuit JUST barely covers her cunt. But not really.

I want a real fucking Resident Evil game, not fucking Outlast 2.

I mean the game, based on the demo, is LITERALLY about a camera man who goes to a hillbillie's abandoned house and gets captured/tortured and has to escape.

If you think that's Resident Evil, you're the fucking nu-RE fan.

Crapcum: 'whaddaya mean it won't sell 7 trillion copies?'

>RE is this
>No! RE is this other thing!

Just accept it.

>Shoehorned VR game
>nothing like RE
>no umbrella
>no zombies
>no leon/chris/jill


Its just some shitty gimmick game with the RE logo over it, Its RE.

Played the demo and I was bored not scared.
I was waiting for the pop scare and fuck all happens.
If you want a game that has tension play Fatal Frame.
RE7 is just going to be spooky house explorer with fuck all to do in it.
Basically Gone Home, spooky edition.

Stopped caring about Resident Evil after REmake, that's the epitome of the series for me. and soon we'll have Evil Within 2 which will satisfy my survival horror needs for the next years.

All is good.

Fresh Prince of Bel Air Witch Project

it's nothing like it's roots

RE2 Remake will be roots

I'm mad as fuck. Loved RE6, and I've been playing RE since the first installment. 2, 4 and 6 are my favorite. Literally WHO wanted it to be first person?

Shut the fuck up, Onsokumaru

It being in first person is not the issue.

It being a "walking simulator" like P.T., Outlast, Amnesia, etc. with very little in common with Resident Evil's story, look, style, etc. is the problem.

You're like the 180 degree opposite of Resident Evil fans. The fuck are you doing?

The classic Resident Evil games were never "walking simulators", fuck off underage.

First person? what? I missed that

Yeah seriously. I didn't play the demo yet and probably won't, but was there any combat at all?

What do you mean?

>Liked, 2, 4 and 6.

>Literally not an RE fan

Go play fucking Stalker.

Nope you just walk around a spooky house like in PT for about 2 hours then a pop scare happens with a hillbilly then you get the ending to Cloverfield with the camera getting all fucked up because spooky happened.

I'm not an RE fan cause I don't follow the herd? Form your own opinions. I also loved CVX. Is that on your approved list?

Ugh, fucking terrible. Whatever, I guess now I can put down RE. I wonder how it'll connect to the series though, since its after 6. Was expecting 7 to be Jake's egyptian adventures.