NOTCH BRINGING THE HEAT

NOTCH BRINGING THE HEAT

Notch is a fucking retarded. VR is the future.

*yawn*

>he says this as microsoft is hard at work on building MAGIC HOLOGRAM VR minecraft

i don't really care what le divorcee of many dollars and large houses has to say on the matter; he sold out a long time ago

Sony ponies plz go

sonyfags mad as fuck

Can he even wrap a VR headset around his head?

Sony Ponies absolutely mad

But VR Minecraft

Your mum has no problems wrapping her lips around his head

microsoft is pushing VR just as much, are you high?

it's waggling and motion tracking all over again

stupid, overpriced gimmick shit that has limited gameplay

He savage'd you lot proper

That's what you get for being loyal to a platform I guess

Notch doesn't work for Microsoft you fucking idiot

Nice

Enjoy Minecraft and Overwatch, "master race"

I think the worst offenders were outside of Sony, namely: Serious Sam and Killing Floor. At least teleporting around to shoot in VR works in the context of FF.

I'm idort, u mad single paltform cuck?

there's objectively nothing wrong with selling out for $2,500,000,000

>VR is the future.

VR is also the past.

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>implying between my pc/ps4/3ds and my roommate's xbone/wiiu i don't play pretty much every major title

people were getting pretty frothy about PT before konami stomped silent hill's balls into mush; if capcom thinks they can make it work, let them. and isn't it a multiplat? prob vr on pc, too

No! Yuuur mumy!

>implying he can fit the headset over his fat head

>Implying I play either of those
>Implying minecraft didn't sell more on console

stay mad sonypony

Why the fuck do people feel the need to have their opinions validated by having some fat fuck with a blue checkmark next to his name repeat them back to them?

Twitter is literally a site for being an obnoxious tripfag all the time so why do you people love it so much?

>mfw Pccucks are so mad Oculus and Vive failed but Sony VR will last forever

Star Trek: Bridge Crew is the VR thing that's interested me most, so I can't say that the IP approach is bad. Living the dream.

your mother can fit her lips over his dick though

>What we have nowadays
>"""""VR"""""

VR hasn't even reached its infancy yet, it's zygote tier.

>all this damage control because of 1 (one) joke made by some swedish fat guy

why are people who only have a ps4 so mentally defective?

>Sup Forums good taste
Nigga fucking wot!!!

>Jonathan Blown the fuck out by Notch
>Exposing the truth about the VR meme
Is this another case of unJUSTing, Sup Forums?

well no shit it's tiny

what does that have to do with anything I said?

both companies are pushing this stupid shit and it will fail, just like the kinect and move and whatever other stupid gimmicks they come up with

oh no, i agree, i'd totally do it too; in doing so, though, you have to realize you're literally selling any artistic credibility you've got. like i said, though, at that price, hell yeah.

also VR IS A MEME AND WILL DIE

It's the new waggle.

>implying this lonely fat fucks opinion matters in any way, shape or form

Go back to your multi million dollar home that you have to pay people to come visit and cry about it on TWITTER of all things. HAH!

since when has notch been acting like that?

>why are people who only have a ps4 so mentally defective?


They purchase and defend consoles. They're already fucked.

shut up with your platform warring shit you limp dick mogoloid and post more of that dank waif

I demand it

You guys take this Sony "boogyman" too seriously to the point where it's rediculous.
You can just smell the "underage" lingering from your posts.

feels good
>mfw pccuck VR doesn't get any support

>not one full vr exclusive game announced
>not a single headset cost $199 or less
This is how you know vr is a joke.

Don't really get this sentiment, but honestly it's probably because I actually work in the industry. I wear a vive daily and think it's the most amazing shit I've ever had the pleasure of working with. Every time I see someone on Sup Forums call it a meme or whatever I cringe pretty hard.

So is your mother. Explains where your manlet genetics come from.

Just like Move?

>stab fucking Sup Forums in the back and become the laziest piece of shit
>go back to old notch after you sell your soul for tons of dosh and try your best to still be relevant


Yeah nah, fuck notch.

Since some tranny game dev tried extorting him for money to fund her game or she'd sick the legions of SJW'S against him

>this ass-sore over a joke

As based as Notch is, he pretends like Minecraft VR wasn't a key point of Microsoft's show.

He could have waited a bit and gotten even more

as if that fat neckbeard swiss cuckold has anything going for in his life despite being a billionaire. He will jump on the PS VR like a horny 14 year old girl on Treyvon's dick to immerse away his pathetic existence

Is this the cripplechan crossposting thread/

nah that's doesn't work

nice try though

since he realized morons on Sup Forums read it

Okay

Video game developers aren't artists.

They're engineers.

You fucking retard.

>nah that's doesn't work

Neither do you

I think the best way to advertise VR would be immersive experiences like Gran Turismo Sport, Ace Combat, a new Wipeout game, RIGS, first person horror game, etc. shit like that. And those games can also play just fine without VR so it's killing two birds with one stone.

I think the fastest way for VR to die right off is to advertise it using an hour long Batman demo, walking simulators, some first person FFXV trash (seriously what the fuck was that?), or ONE LEVEL of a Star Wars game.

>gives shit to Johnathan Blow
>based notch
>gives shit to sony
>bawwwww

Bunch of thin skinned faggots. It's funny when someone else is getting shit, but the second something you like comes into the firing line it's too much.

>I actually work in the industry. I wear a vive daily

We already know the industry is out of touch with the outside world, you didn't have to reinforce it this hard.

>Sony Stoners still will never learn

>implying a billionaire has to have something going for him

u a bit salty m8

You mean the 4 people in this thread? Wew lad

I nver got the "sonyggers" meme. There are stupid fans for almost everything out there. Amd, Nvidia, Xbox, PS4. Take your pick. Owning a PS4 doesnt make you retarded, being retarded makes you retarded.

If you dont have a PC + Xbox/PS4, youre not experiencing the full scale of gaming. Thats just a fact. Dont be a poorfag.

He has more money than your and your entire family will collectively earn in your entire lifetimes nigga. Give him some credit, he owns a vive.

i thought vr is kinda dead horse by now

>a..all he has going for him is being a billionaire

The Sony ass hurt is hilarious

i guess this is why they call this forum 'randum'! ROFL X3

I can't even tell if he's being ironic or not but I share his sentiment. I'm more interested in replaying Half-Life and STALKER with a VR headset than I am in playing some waggle controlled minigame bundle, which is all VR exclusives at this point. Also the porn games.

Overwatch is actually a bad game, Im actually geniunely curious of the new quake, i.e goodOverwatch

Read my post again nog, I'm PC + PS3 + 360 and I'm getting ps4.5 and a Wii u (not sure on the wii u)

I was asking why people who own only a ps4 are so mentally defective they get assbuttravaged at a fucking twitter joke

Well obviously Sup Forums is wrong in this regard. We just hit early access for our game (Cosmic Trip) and it's selling like hotcakes. Best selling VR game in its first week on Steam I believe.

I really don't understand Sup Forumss hate for VR in general. The only thing I can guess is a lot of people here have a huge case of sour grapes syndrome

redditors find comfort in usernames, twitterfags that parrot their opinion are a workaround for attaching something to a username and avoiding tripfag stigma

Just get enough people around to force it as culture and shout down opposition; you're gold

>despite being a billionaire.
what are you? poor?

VR does seem pretty worthless in all honesty. It doesn't do anything that games can't do already gameplay wise. So unless you really enjoy First Person games, it's not going to be as big as 3D graphics were

No, really, Sup Forums. Answer this for me. Anyone on Sup Forums could've said the same thing but this tub of lard does it and it's worth a whole thread, apparently?

E-celeb worship is the antithesis of the anonymity this place is about.

We're still not going to buy Battleborn, Randy

>implying anyone who isn't a devout sonybrony would shell out for vita: the headset the amount that can buy him the competitors console and then some

the sony vr appeal is like vita's: less than marginal, apart from the brief moment of novelty oculus and vive already used up

I thought it was more like $1,300,000,000 now...

the hardware's too expensive as-is to see any sort of substantial adoption rate; costs just as much as the console.

vive's even more expensive, and this is all for first generation hardware, mind. you also need a more powerful pc/console to achieve the same level of visual fidelity, and there aren't many applications outside of vidya.

i see it as being like waggle or 3d; it's a neat technological achievement, but it doesn't do anything substantial or really change the playing field in a meaningful way

hence, "it's a meme" as shorthand for that viewpoint

>build a game completely from scratch with an iconic, accessible visual/gameplay style that achieves inexplicable mass adoption
>didn't have any artistic input, clearly, just spent all day doing linalg

k friendo

sounds to me like you hage a huge case of buyers syndrome, but you should know by now that early adopters always get rekt

Ever think that some of us aren't platform warriors who eat shit? I personally own everything AND a decent PC.
Get a job and you'll understand..

>works for a company that has never shipped a completed game
>"I work in the industry"

lmao get a load of this guy

>E-celeb worship is the antithesis of the anonymity this place is about.

No it's not you fucking idiot. Using a trip non-stop is against anonymity; liking someone isn't

I do as well I'm just laughing at how sore you are over a fucking joke

>Failed
I guess if your idea of failed is being in such high demand that you have to order them months in advance

That one level really made me salty.

And as I said, there is no PS4 specific retardness. Thats just a meme. All fans who mindlessly defend their Xbox/Ps4/PC are obnoxious.

Please learn to read, I said all this in my previous post.

>sony was the only one that had more than two interesting announcements
I will hate them till the day I die but this E3 was a large failure.

I got my Vive for free from Valve, since I'm a developer. So no, no buyers syndrome. I also got free Oculus Rifts and Touches, as well as PSVRs.

I don't agree that it's too expensive. People spend more on phones or fancy cars, and I think sales are proving that. About 60,000 currently own a Vive and more are shipping out every week. That's insane for new and expensive first gen tech like this. The reason it's selling so well is because it's fucking amazing. Anyone on Sup Forums shitting on a vive hands down has not tried one.

Assumptions user, I personally have two games on Steam, and the company I work for has previously shipped games on every platform imaginable.

> open a bakery
> bake one (1) cake a month
> ten people want cakes
> ZOMG WE'RE SUCH IN HIGH DEMAND WE HAVE A 10 MONTH WAITING LIST

Retard

And I didn't imply that either, I'm just asking why people who only own PS4s are so mentally defective, not stating that others fanboys aren't, just asking you why the PS4 ones are.

Please learnet how readet ok sonny?

Savage.

just look at this 5

If you think people are going to buy $800 hardware in addition to their consoles/PC for some semi-fun experiences you are terribly mistaken. I've tried some VR stuff myself and while some of it was impressive (although everything was and still is a tech demo) I would never pay that much money just to enhance my experience in jump scare games because that's the only thing it's even mildly good for

>people spend more on fancy cars

Leave it to Sup Forums with their retarded analogies, even a years old shitbox costs more than your gimmicky gimmick

We will, enjoy Crash in Skylanders :^)

>I-I'm not a platform warrior anyway!
>boots Bloodborne for the nth time
>We have games!

>complain about bad VR games
>could singlehandedly fund any type of AAA+++++ VR game he wants

Reminder