Making the most attractive alien species in the series uglier than hammered dog shit

>Making the most attractive alien species in the series uglier than hammered dog shit

Thanks Bioware.

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She looks cute and playful.

don't tell me they went all "Elf" on them?

what happened to Biowares character designers?

I realize she's ugly, but I just can't quite put my finger on what exact features of her face make her ugly.

Can anyone help out? I'm really bad at this.

She has a man's mouth and jawline and a fucked up fat nose.

Why do they have to use the Stargate school of alien design for a new fucking galaxy?

I want some intangible dark matter shit, cybernetic coral reefs and fleshy abominations with too many mouths.

"attractive" is a buzzword, shitlord

Nasolabial folds, user.

I think the point of that clip was to try and convey that Bioware are no longer absolute retards at facial animations. But yeah that asari is kinda ugly as far as design goes.

Because that would confuse normies.

they got the tumblr modeler from dragon age to do mass effect, lol. this game is going to be completely ruined.

Apparently they all bailed. Even the random NPC stationary population models in the previous games looked better.

I thought she looked not bad

She has the facial features of a pudgy teenaged male and Gollum's eyes.

>most attractive
OP confirmed for pleb taste.

The nose, jaw, and chin.

Is that thing really female? I'm pretty sure that's some ultra rare male asari or something.

she looks like some kind of trans male to female abomination that failed the transition
took too much or too little of the pills or something

Why is Shrek blue?

it's canon that asari are supposed to be the most attractive species though. They're ALL FEMALE and fuck men and women from literally every other race the games included.

Is that furiosa?

Still going to fuck it.

>Trailer narrator talks about all the new species that'll be in the game
>They show a fucking Asari
Fucking retarded.

You can already tell what kind of personality she's gonna have just by this short clip.

She's gonna be the 'oh hey, i'm cute' free spirit that gets into mischief'

I see no difference

That would require too much work.

what did you just say ?

This dude right here is into Elcor

Just a reminder that this woman now writes for Bioware.
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What is up with her eyebrow?

I said Bioware games are shit and so are you.

Why? What's wrong with them?

Yeah, but waving your magic wand and saying something is true in-game does not make it true in real life.
Most Asari are hideous, mate.

>He still has hope for Mass Effect after 3

Explain why.

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It's a lost cause by now.

>Every female character must be wank fodder
Anita was right....

Is there a JUST edit of this?

Even that is prettier than that blue human sized steaming pile of crack smashed shit.

With embarrassment: Yes, this is true. Much like with the ithorians in Star Wars, the side mouth flaps are exotic, and therefore erotic.

Excitedly: I would love to french kiss an elcor.

She was so right they made her default not!FemShep for Andromeda.

>alien specie
>just humans with weird shit on their heads and some markings

so creative

>There are people that STILL have hope for Bioware games after DA2, ME3 and DAI
HOW

You've had three games' worth of blue sex dolls and now you have to pout because they made ONE slightly less attractive individual?
THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!

>Most Asari are hideous, mate.

The in-game lore states that this race is sexually attractive to every major species in the galaxy. Tell me that this face is statistically attractive to human males and females.

What is with all the models having greasy looking skin?

Her species literaly uses space magick to look atractive to other races user

in the case though the asari are canon wank fodder, their race has adapted to seducing and appearing sexually appealing to other races. At one point I even think it is implied they have some sort of illusion to make themselves appear pretty to everyone. They are basically xeno versions of succubus. In fact isn't there one that sucks the life out of people through sex?

The more isee this homely, androgynous beast, the more attractive it looks to be.

t-thanks Sup Forums

What gender is this supposed to be?

>niggerlips and nose
She's mixed, isn't she?

>I don't know about you but I absolutely LOVE unappealing designs! You like visually appealing things? Wow, so shallow.

Bioware.

see and

they do not give a single fuck about lore user

>Asari use xeno space tricks to fool people into seeing them as attractive
>this is what happened when they used it on bioware devs

Asari should not have eyebrows. Though they should have eyelashes.

I think this is some kind of Andromeda Asari so it's different species. They might be male this time.. or cute boys as this trailer indicates.

all of them

One of the big 6

kek

Fuck, just make something up, Bioware is nothing but Tumblr users anyway

maybe this asari is a retard. She's a downy, so her slutty mind tricks don't work well

Bioware can't work with Frostbite engine to save their lives. It's obviously from Inquisition only the environment team gets it.

She looks like Sam Douglas.

How did a game like Mass Effect became a staple homofest?

is this Jim Sterling

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Who the fuck finds her attractive?
I hated her after the whole "breeches" shit. I get it, you're "lulz teh random", you don't need to explain the joke 5 times in a fucking row.

Asaris were a mistake. Literally the worst Mass Effect race. Prove me wrong.

It's the nose, the jaw, and the eyes

its the mouth and nose, theyre just way too large

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It follows them since the earlier ME's built on UE. The designer can't figure how specular maps work.

Someone post the Shrek edit pls

I wouldn't say most but quite a few are.

it literally just looks like some bitch with face paint on.
i know thats how most ailen species are made, but come on. i could do that without any CGI or anything like that.
its literally "elves are just taller humans with pointy ears" all over again.

Shreked

>regardless of the game's story, most real-life asari are hideous

is that a girl of a guy, I'm legit confused. And not in a good, dick twitching way.

the concept of sex and gender does not exist with Asari, that's how they maximize mating possibilities

which is also why you just KNOW that it went down like:
>hey those blue aliens don't have gender right
>you mean the asari?
>yeah the vasari, listen, if they don't have genders why are they all female looking? shouldn't we cater to all tastes for more diversity? let's make them look gender neutral so we can reach out to 89% of our audience

that are Krogan

>I realize she's ugly, but I just can't quite put my finger on what exact features of her face make her ugly.

Her mouth and jaw; she looks like a man.

>Flirty twink bisexual asari.

Fuck now I want this for the SFM porn.

KEK

youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E?t=34s

Yuri Khovanskyi.

>pointing a knife and someone and not a gun

What

kek

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

>Most Asari are hideous, mate.

>we want the pedophile audience

fat jar
evil looking eyes
old looking skin

but nothing else was to expect from sjw bioware

"she"?

>most asari are hideous
>the race where they will appear to be attractive from any other species
>possible to be hideous

People are used to attractive people in their media. And people see enough average people in their everyday lives, games are supposed to be fun.

I think she looks fine
Finally someone has something original to add to the race of aliens, so each individual asari might look unique and you go nuts like a bunch of retards
You don't even know at this point in time what time of person the alien is going to be
If she end up like a meme feminist dyke, sure I'll be disappointing but until then she seems promising
And I'm sorry if you need to jack off to every single asari in the game

How is this even funny to repeat the same shitty arguments over, over and over ?

Step up Sup Forums

>she

I'd say Joe Pesci

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>expecting anything else from cancer