"that player" thread

>that player who keeps saying weird and unfunny shit no one on the server replies to

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that would be me. I always post some memes to global chat that no one ever replies to

stop drakeposting

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is that me?

>That player who bullies children.
youtube.com/watch?v=46gc5lqH4W0

What the fuck. It's always asians who are so inclined to be pedophiles

i remember very clearly back in the early days of halo 3 multiplayer i was in one match where a little hispanic kid kept saying "SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO SOAPY BURRITO"
was pretty weird, no one asked why, he just kept saying it for the whole match

That's me, i always shout memes and see if somebody responds back. At least i do that when im not playing with Sup Forums

That's lil Kodak the finesse kid. Who's hot as him?

Justin Wang

>say weird shit for fun
>people find it funny and respond with jokes too
it's a good feelin'

Are you german?
Once I told a german a joke and he just replied with "ok". Fucking humorless krauts.

Remember how Halo 3 had proximity chat? Where you could talk to an opposing player as long as you were close enough? I remember a Grifball match where a kid would only say SUCK MY BABY DICK every time he swung the hammer

Who the fuck even is that girl in relation to JWong

> that guy that awkwardly tries to hit on a chick in the server
> bonus points if he offers to buy her games if she just adds him as a friend

WHY?
H
Y
?

If pedos understand they human anatomy then there won't be pedos anymore, because then they'd understand THAT IT WON'T FIT.
It just won't. There's no point.

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>On voicechat.
>They try to be a 'personality' and do a grating fake 'comical' laugh all the time.

what a fuckin champ

>clearly a whitey white white kid
>singing off key
>trying to rape
>telling him to shut up just make him louder
>starts team killsing or trolling the lobby

Why do white boys have such fragile egos?

>human interaction
stop the press he is touching another human being.

> German guy joins
> ask him how he's doing
> none of your business

Jesus, I was just being nice

kek
t. german

Found the pedo

>trying to rape
Excuse me, what?

nice try Dan

it's funny because he wouldn't dare touch an adult female like that as she'd tell him to fuck off

>The crouching Heavy spamming "Help" with his sandvich out

Thanks to that Youtube faggot for starting that shit.

>that kid that tries to be funny on the chat
>bottom of the leaderboard with a meme as his avatar

>I was just being nice
zhey believe in nazzing!

>he only touched that kid... 7 times.

I have that problem

>playing TTT back in the good old days of GMod in 2010
>one female player on server
>she's playing dumb and simply sucks dick at the game
>she's talking on the mic and a handful of guys are basically fighting for her attention, asking questions and agreeing with everything she says
>write "why is everyone paying so much attention to calski? is it because she has a vagina?"
>dozen of people go lol in chat and over mic
>mfw

I never understood how you can be so thirsty in online games. When I was a kid playing online I though "Maybe I will be like this too when I'm around 16 and know there is a girl online?". Nope. It's just cringy virgins who do that.

I feel your pain

>Join server
>Oi m8 watcha doin'? killin' some jews?
Contain your autism you fucking anglos

>talking in pubs
>playing pubs

My complete experience with krauts

>that one guy who wont shut the fuck up about how oh so depresssed he is and how oh so terrible his life is

>donald trump has joined the sever
>talks about building walls
>acts like the average Sup Forumsfag with an IQ of 43
>incredibly unfunny
>nobody responds

>that kid trying to crack "jokes" and be friends with everyone
Fuck off, I just want my damn loot.

>make [game] great again

pedophiles are inherently predatory. even the ones that don't fully act on their fantasies.

You gon learn TODAY

>that guy who tells everyone to "git gud" and "l2p"
>he loses against me everytime
>mfw

>If I lose my teammate lost me the game.
>If I won it's because of my individual effort.
>Spergs out hardcore when people call him out for being the faggot he is.

>It's the rocket jumper+market gardener soldier

Also thanks to whatever that Youtubers name who brought that to mainstream attention.

>that player that would constantly taunt in a doa match while fighting in a tourney

that was me

fug how did this end up in the wrong thread

>absolutely destroy one particular player
>he manages to land a kill when you were under half health after killing half of his team
>taunts
>lenny face
>"gg ez"

>tell him to stop spamming the chat with his stupid life and if he was going to do it then do it

>he goes quiet
>he leaves the lobby

we have a saying here in Austria:
>If she's older than 9 it will fit
>If she's 2 it will also fit, but demand more effort

It's funnier in our native tongue because it rhymes. Other kids used to say it in the park where we played all the time but I was too young to understand back then.

TOLD MY DOCTOR IM A HEALTHY KID I SMOKE BROCCOLI

>guy joins
>immediately starts ranting about n*****s
>admin asks him politely to stop
>does he?
>no, instead her spams the mic with N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R N****R until he's banned

I wonder what makes such a person tick

is that you?

>that guy who says "gg ez" after every game

>it's ok to touch little girls

le destruction nigger xDDDD

This used to be me

Old enough to count, old enough to mount

It's his little sister, nigger

>donald trump has joined the server
>talks about building walls
>total shitposting starts on chat between liberals and conservatives
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE SERVER

Underrated post tbqh

>do this all the time
>the person who is better than me beating me gets mad
>keep it up. rub the kill in his face
>he gets really mad
>wants me to admit that he is better or something
>just keep gloating about one kill
>he starts to target me
>taunts, tbags, etc
>call him mad
>he yells
LMAO

I wonder why you censor yourself, nigger

t. buttmad bernout

>playing league and two-three of my teammates starts bad mouthing each other
>during a teamfight or something one of them dies and blames the jungler/mage/adc for being shit
>the blamed player STOPS MID FIGHT to respond and dies and later types "WTH, I WAS TYPING!!"

when my team start's trash talking each other, I try to keep my mouth shut and do my job because i found that doing so I won't be dragged into the argument even if I'm 0/8

I touch my little sister in the head not in their body

he is a sick bastard

>join Merril's Marauders server
>properly communicate tactics and information allowing efficient coordination
>just fucking kidding they're arguing about politics even if they have no idea what they're talking about

He's just awkward. My younger brother is like that. He doesn't understand personal space.

>That player who is a male and acts like a Girly Whore
>That player who try to get all the attention of the males of the guild to ERP with them
>That player acts acts all gay and pretends to suck dick in game

until someone points out that you have the worst k/d ratio and then everyone blames you

thank god i don't play shit games anymore

That one kid in gym class who gets called to up to start the pacer test and immediately yells nope and noclips out of the gym.

Fuck you John. I had to run after you.

>n*****s

>chatting with bros while they play guild wars 2
>guys are fine to make jokes while they play
>one dudes wife is the only one taking the game awkwardly, excessively seriously and getting mad at the guys talking to me

>underrated

not when the jungler hasn't been ganking all game
or mid hasn't been calling mia on their fed mage
or when the adc has a low farm score

I'm a cringy virgin but I don't do this shit. The real element at work at shit like this is desperation.

This is why I never fucking solo queue anymore.

German guy here, what would be the correct answer?

It's not even just cringy virgins, because I was a cringy virgin as a teen and I didn't do that shit.

The key here is it's cringy virgins who have no real interaction with women in their lives, and still think they fart rainbows and poop soft serve ice cream.

Americans want you to say 'good' in response to that, even if you're not.

asking someone how they're doing is just American small talk. The standard response is "pretty good, you?" or some variation. You're basically giving a meaningless platitude acknowledging the other person exists and has feelings, but keep it completely platonic and don't reveal any of those feelings.

>TF2
>taunt after killing someone
>they start sperging in chat

literally me

>mfw ask someone how they're doing and they say bad because a loved one died

No no no.

>what would be the correct answer

christ, are all germans autistic or something?

Kek'd

That's actually the best description of that behavior that I've ever read. Makes a lot of sense.

you just laugh in their face for bringing that shit into a game

Video games are a mens hobby and women ruin it.

fuck off nigger

>girl talks on mic
>entire server bends over backwards for her
>dozens of permavirgins asking for friend requests
>gang of neckbeards form a constant possi around her
>voice chat discussion is nothing but nu-males replying to everything she says and opening their mics to laugh when she tells bad or good joke

That's not true at all tho. Unless you're using it as a passing greeting and don't plan on interacting with that person beyond said greeting.

>censoring yourself

It's a good idea, you don't want the reddit mods to see you and delete your post

>Unless you're using it as a passing greeting
That's usually how it is.

>That one player that gets mad a and sends you messages after you kill them 5 times in a row.
Don't get mad get even dude.

the correct answer is to also say "how you doing?"

These are the best, because they're almost always shit like "YOU THINK UR GOOD OR SOMETHING????"

>using it as a greeting

I don't get it and I'm an American. If I ask someone how they're doing it's because I'm genuinely interested. Otherwise I just stick to "godd mornin/evening"