Giant Bomb E3

Nintendo edition. Please no Coon discussion

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Just lock me down and throw away the key, senpai

>Austin bitching about the most recent season of South Park
>He was the butt of the joke

Surely he realizes this?

>Coon discussion
I'm triggered. Yeah, it was a shit segment and Austin sucked the fun out of the air, but Nintendo is coming up. Can't we talk about that instead? We've already had like 10 threads about this shit.

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>Jeff making a reference to Orson Welles at the start of the Ubisoft conference livestream and nobody else besides Alex was getting it
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED

Alex's hairline is fucking disgustingly bad, why doesn't he just Vinny that shit and buzz it

Sup, coons. This is gonna be a shitshow because Nintendo has nothing to show.

Does the Nintendo shit start in 30min? Fuck, that's the same time the king makes a comeback on CS:GO.

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lol

Fuck GB, I am fucking done until they fire Austin, such a fucking killjoy.

What other group of persons should I sent my money too? Fuck this guys I want some people that actually have fun with gaming instead of taking it at face value and discuss about SJW bullshit.

Well, this Nintendo show is probably not going to be as raucously bizarre as last year's Nintendo show or the previous days' broadcasts. It'll likely just be "hey, that's neat" or whinging about how Zelda "hasn't changed enough" or something.

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Buckle up, boys. This is where Nintendo finally comes back and wins E3!

Let him enjoy what little time he has left with it. It's gonna flap away someday.

dont clikc its a virus

>Giant bomb

What was it?

Also who's #yearofthegrapplinghook here?

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I need Lockdown to play on a loop please

i think it's hacking me
am i hacked?

>Jeff making a reference to Sealab 2021

EAT SOME MORE PILLS PILLHEAD.

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burn your harddrive before its too late

It's a network stream. You need to open it in MPC or VLC.

>Power goes out
>Lose internet for 15 minutes
>Come back 6 minutes late
>Giant Bomb still hasn't started their stream
God bless you, you unprofessional fags.

it was a joke

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>Adam Boyes
>presided at Capcom when producing Dead Rising 2, a game about being a good dad
>also presided during the releases of Bionic Commando '09 and Lost Planet 2, games about grappling hooks and shooting large things with orange weak spots
>presides at Sony when literally all games do those things

>Giant Bomb E3

I won't ask if I was memed into staying up since that happened hours ago, just why in this way?

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also best lil b

Everybody's mad and I'm having a good time in all this chaos.

just hold me down and ravage my anus, senpai

how can you be having a good time? people are being marginalized AS WE SPEAK

I really feel like drinking a coke for some reason.

So this is going to be all Zelda?

Pokemon too

Because I'm a bad man.

Couldn't give less of a shit. Only here for the bantz.

Nah, Nintendo on their website said that they will be showing footage for SMTxFE, Dragon Quest VII, Monster Hunter Generations, Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Federation Force as the named items.

There's literally always mario + some minor meme character like kirby or yoshi game

god dammit

>Kamiya was murdered and Adam Boyes wears his skin around commanding the direction of Scalebound

>starting off with Vinny shenanigans

>SMTxFE
Is that the Kowashitai game or whatever? I don't give a shit about Fire Emblem or SMT, why do people seem to hate it so much?

go back to /brit/ you fucking paki

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Austin is a good little slave boy.

That nigger made the shit out of my coffee

memes

Louie pls, this is why the colleges don't invite you anymore

what's with Dan offering Austin twinkies all the time?

Suddenly the stream got more tolerable for some reason.

Some kind of "epic" injoke between them. Ignore it.

Is Allison Rapp gonna be there? She's my favorite.

based Brad "life-taker" Shoemaker

Will I laugh as hard as the Southern Vaper segment during the Ubi stream at anypoint during this?

THAT COFFEE DISPENSER IS BEING STOLEN

>implying Louie "my daughters were made to serve BBC" cuCK isn't making bank from SJWs

>yes, massa

Probably not. I laughed really hard at that.

>No coon discussion
Why? Look at this adorable fluffy lug!
>Getting triggered by the name of a large fluffy kitty's breed name
You should kys desu senpai. baka.

I doubt it, Nintendo events are always safe and pretty dull to even mock.

They want someone to send an email about it next week so they can talk about thier epic hilarious jokezzz

>Look at how problematic this shit was

I may be thinking of Jerry Seinfeld or one of the other comics who don't even bother with the younger crowd anymore.

If you had the cash you could have watched it with her while she gave you a hand job.

It's actual name is Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, but fuck saying all of that.

I don't know about other people, but to me the way they merged the two is a bit too far. They sort of use the characters you know from Fire Emblem and SMT, but then there are personas for some reason I think? The whole vibe is that of Jpop Idol dancers as well so it for some reason looks like a Hatsune Miku game in battles. Then it also is apparently a semi open world similar to a SMT game?

Like i've seen most of the videos, and trailers they've shown of it, and I honestly don't know how it plays or what you will be doing in it.

Sienfeld and Rock both made comments about it. Louie pretty much panders to the young liberal college crowd every chance he gets.

BRIAN WAS SO PROBLEMATIC, UGH

Of course Austin would defend the Dune Coon.

>people ogling female cid
>Austin calls them assholes.

I only watched the first half of the most recent season, but even with characters like PC Principal it seemed like Matt and Trey were always finishing episodes with a pro-"SJW" message. Did they back-pedal on this in later episodes or did I misunderstand their messaging. Cause I actually can't understand why Alex and Austin didn't like the season

>this is the face of boredom.webm

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So is it more of a Fire Emblem or a SMT game? Grid-based combat where you can befriend demons and use them?

What do you mean, user? Not all girls are whores.

wtf
did anyone else just see alex uncontrollably shaking?

it's the face of "i need to make everyone aware of how much i disapprove"

>..."the coon"
>austin looks upset
>alex tells him he's a character
>austin tells him he knows. (just wanted to take the oppurtunity to be triggered on camera)
>PC principal pops up in the trailer
>"Well that's just fucking great" - Alex
>Alex looks over at Austin for approval
>Dan says the last season of SP was good (it was)
>Alex visibly seething. Looks at Austin for approval again.

These 2 need to fuck off to Polygon. They make everything awkward (especially Alex).

Having Alex on the bombcast this week was demonstrable proof of this. I legit turned it off the first time he started sperging out and yelling.

Austin thinks he's some kind of deep intellectual but really he's just a fat nerd and tumblrina. Even he has far better social skills than Alex.

The saddest part of all this is that Vinny is permanently handcuffed to these 2 insufferable twats and they had to pass on hiring based Bakkalar to hire Austin because of internet pressure to hire a minority.

High yellow house cat

She literally is/was an escort

I missed last nights stuff, what happened? Whats the coon thing about?

First time seeing Alex? Ryan asked him a few years ago if he was having a stroke during an E3 stream.

I was re-watching the great segment yesterday where Jeff was mocking the fake banter between people playing online and Alex tried to make a joke and couldn't finish it, tried repeating it and then just quietly shut up when he couldn't.

...Austin is a minority?

Austin is half black and gets offended by south park because Cartman's character is named the coon.

the guy's brain is seriously fucked up. he's a drug addict or something.

What was Austin's college degree again?

It seems to be more like an SMT game combat wise, and I doubt you can befriend the demons.

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Looking at this now it seems that it could be along the idea that Idols in their world are dancers that fight holographic enemies or something, I don't know.

Vinny's slightly less of a SJW, but he's still one.

He was literally just talking about how it's shitty to look at virtual boobs.

That was hilarious until Austin wanted to get in on it and just killed the joke

This shitskin is worse than that faggot patrick. Fucking hell

Yep :(
Jeff and Vinny could have carried that bit for hours too, but nope.

Social media and he's knee deep in debts

He had a daughter and now feels weird about sexualised young women. It happens.

PhD in MEDIA STUDIES. A real genius that one.

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Media Studies with a minor in faggotry.

Dan should fuck off with them too, to be honest.

The new South Park demo involves Cartmans superhero character The Coon. Austin is triggered because the characters name is a play on how Cartman is racist. He doesn't care about the irony or satirical nature of the character, he just wants to be mad but he can't be because most people (including liberal faggots) like South Park.

What does that actually involve?